The Last Dragon Quotes

The Last Dragon is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Last Dragon ended in 1970.

It features Rupert Hitzig, Berry Gordy, and Joseph Caracciolo as producer, Bruce Miller in charge of musical score, and James A. Contner as head of cinematography.

The Last Dragon is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last Dragon is 107 minutes long. The Last Dragon is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Taimak as Leroy Green, Christopher Murney as Eddie Arcadian, Vanity as Laura Charles, Faith Prince as Angela Viracco, Jim Moody as Daddy Green, Leo O'Brien as Richie Green, Queen Esther Marrow as Mama Green, and Glen Eaton as Johnny Yu.

The Last Dragon Quotes

Taimak as Leroy Green

• (Taimak) "Hey my man, what it look like?"

• (Taimak) "I do not even have a paint brush."

• (Sho'nuff) "Alright, Leroy, who's the one and only master?"
• (Taimak) "I am."

• (Taimak) "Next time I will not miss"
• (Christopher Murney) "Next time I won't miss either."

• (Taimak) "Sometimes it is hard to live the way of the wise."

Glen Eaton as Johnny Yu

• (Glen Eaton) "Well, you see, Leroy, uh -- you know how you're always teaching us to master "the art of fighting without fighting"?"
• (Glen Eaton) "Well, I did you one better. I mastered "the art of fighting -- without knowing how to fight"."
• (Glen Eaton) "You see, people -- people are afraid of oriental dudes. Give 'em a little move, a little scream, and lotsa attitude. Check this out."
• (Taimak) "Johnny, to seek safety, one must go into the heart of danger."
• (Glen Eaton) "Huh?"

Leo O'Brien as Richie Green

• (Leo O'Brien) "I'm gonna slap that sucker silly with a suit for alienation of affection. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't even know who she was. Chocolate-covered yellow peril."

• (Leo O'Brien) "I'm tellin' you, pop. The boy's an awkward. Stupid old clothes, won't mess with no babes -- People talk, you know."
• (Queen Esther Marrow) "Richard, leave your brother alone."
• (Leo O'Brien) "I can't help it if he's weird. You're weird, man. Really weird."

Christopher Murney as Eddie Arcadian

• (Christopher Murney) "Where are you gonna go, Angie? Without me, you're nothing. Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits."
• (Faith Prince) "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits."

• (Sho'nuff) "Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass -- for dismemberment."
• (Christopher Murney) "Yeah. Hey. Well, whatever. Any way you want to do it. It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff."

• (Christopher Murney) "Don't bug me, fix your face."

Jim Moody as Daddy Green

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Faith Prince as Angela Viracco

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Vanity as Laura Charles

• (Vanity) "I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard. You know, like someone to guard my body? What girl could do worse that to have her own real life kung fu master?"
• (Taimak) "I am no master."
• (Vanity) "You sure look like a master to me."

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