The Langoliers (miniseries) Quotes

The Langoliers is a television show that debuted in 1995 . The Langoliers ended its run in 1995.

The Langoliers lasted 2 episodes.

Each episode of The Langoliers is 180 min long.

The cast includes: Stephen King as Craig Toomy, and Stephen King as Tom Holby.

The Langoliers Quotes

Stephen King as Craig Toomy

• (Nick Hopewell) "Do you ever watch Mr. Spock on Star Trek?"
• (Stephen King) "What the hell are you talking about?"
• (Nick Hopewell) "Just if you don't shut your cakehole, you bloody idiot, I'll be happy to demonstrate his Vulcan sleeper-hold for you."

• (Stephen King) "I have a meeting at Boston's Prudential Center at nine o'clock this morning. Promptly at nine o'clock. That's what's important. Now, I booked a seat on this conveyance in good faith, and I have no intention of being late for that appointment. Now, I have three questions for you. Number 1: who authorized an unscheduled stop for this airliner while I was asleep? Number 2: where that stop was made, and number 3: WHY, why was that done?"
• (Nick Hopewell) "Did you ever watch Mr. Spock on Star Trek? Because if you don't shut your cakehole, you bloody idiot, I'll be only too happy to demonstrate his Vulcan sleeper hold for you."

• (Stephen King) "I have an important meeting in Boston at nine O'clock. And I forbid you -- From flying to some whistle-stop Maine airport. DO YOU HEAR ME?"
• (Laurel Stevenson) "Can you please quiet down? You're scaring the little girl."
• (Stephen King) "Scaring the little girl? SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL? LADY. We've been diverted to some tin -- pot airport in the middle of nowhere. And I have more important things to think about than scaring a little girl."

• (Stephen King) "I bought a ticket to Boston, and Boston is where I'd like to go."

• (Stephen King) "You wanna know how much money I made for you?"
• (Stephen King) "Yes."
• (Stephen King) "I didn't make any money for you."
• (Stephen King) "I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MONEY FOR YOU. I lost money for you. I lost forty-three million dollars, and I did it deliberately. I did it deliberately. I DID IT DELIBERATELY."
• (Roger Toomy) "You fool. You stupid fool."

• (Don Gaffney) "That's the craziest thing I've ever heard."
• (Stephen King) "Amen."

• (Bob Jenkins) "Let's say that every now and then a hole appears in the stream of time. Not a time-warm. A rip. A time rip. A rip in the central fabric."
• (Don Gaffney) "That's the craziest thing I ever heard of."
• (Stephen King) "Amen."
• (Bob Jenkins) "Mr. Gaffney, the situation we're in right now, this is crazy. So let's say that such rips do occur every now and then. It would be similar to rare weather phenomenons that are reported. Upside-down tornadoes, circular rainbows, daytime starlight."
• (Captain Brian Engle) "The aurora borealis."
• (Bob Jenkins) "What?"
• (Captain Brian Engle) "There was an aurora borealis over the Mojavi Desert when we left LAX. We were supposed to fly right into it."
• (Bob Jenkins) "Then that's it. An auroa over the desert. That strengthens my point. If we were to fly into that, and it was a time-rip then that means we're no longer in our own time, ladies and gentlemen."

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