The Landlord Quotes

The Landlord is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Landlord stopped airing in 1970.

It features Norman Jewison as producer, Al Kooper in charge of musical score, and Gordon Willis as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Landlord is 113 minutes long. The Landlord is distributed by United Artists.

The Landlord Quotes

• (Elgar Winthrop Julius Enders) "I am the new landlord. And you are disregarding your lease by practicing whatever you're practicing here with these, with these readings. I'll have you thrown out. So if you want to shoot, just go ahead and shoot. That'll be running an illegal business, nonpayment of rent -- and manslaughter."

• (William Enders Sr.) "If you march into this house with an armful of pickaninnies from this business venture of yours, the best you'll be able to expect from me is a swift kick in the ass."

• (Marge) "Honey, you better sit yo'self down and have some lunch. How you white folks gonna defend yo'self if you don't eat?"

• (Marge) "It's pot likker, juice from the green. Lead in your pencil."

• (Elgar Winthrop Julius Enders) "In this area, I'm gonna hang a big chandelier."

• (Joyce Enders) "Is that carbonated?"
• (Marge) "It's just ruthless. It's ruthless."

• (Elgar Winthrop Julius Enders) "Joyce, you are a liberated butch american broad. 'Doesn't mean I don't love you."
• (Joyce Enders) "What does it mean, dear?"
• (Elgar Winthrop Julius Enders) "It means I'm going to do what I want with my damn life."

• (Elgar Winthrop Julius Enders) "I think I love a woman who is a Negro."
• (Joyce Enders) "I think we should go for a little drive."

• (Copee) "These arrows have been dipped in Fanny's barbecue sauce so as to make death slow and more agonizing to its unfortunate victims."

• (Joyce Enders) "I'm going home, wherever that is."

• (Marge) "Sit down and drink your wine before the ice cubes melt."

• (Fanny) "He thinks the Lord put white people on this earth as punishment. 'Course I don't hold with no sacrilegious talk like that."

• (Fanny) "If you didn't sweat so much, nobody'd take you for a landlord."

• (Joyce Enders) "If she's putting you on, she's most likely only Jewish."

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