The Killer in Me Quotes

The Killer in Me is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Killer in Me stopped airing in 1970.

The Killer in Me Quotes

• (Buffy) "Giles is off on the retreat."
• (Spike) "Give us all a chance for a breather, eh?"
• (Buffy) "From Giles?"
• (Spike) "From the constant pitter patter of clomping teenage girlie feet."
• (Buffy) "I have no idea what you're talking about."
• (Spike) "Come off it."
• (Buffy) "No, I enjoy my responsibility as mentor, role model, life guide; oh, my God, I cannot believe I have my bathroom all to myself for two whole days."
• (Spike) "It's like a bloody war-zone up there, and not in a good way."
• (Buffy) "Have you seen the kitchen since they've been here?"

• (Buffy) "Wil, how much do you know about the chip?"
• (Willow) "Spike's chip? Well, I remember trying to dig up stuff back then, but, you know, turns out, when a secret government agency studies vampires and puts chips in their brains that keep them from hurting people, they don't really build web sites."

• (Giles) "Gah."
• (Xander) "Touch him. Touch him."
• (Dawn) "Oh, I feel him. I feel him."
• (Xander) "Me too."
• (Andrew) "Me too."
• (Giles) "Good. We all feel each other. Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you. Um, I assume there is a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation, yes?"
• (Anya) "We thought you might be non-corporeal evil."
• (Dawn) "We got a call. We couldn't remember you touching anything."
• (Xander) "We had to make sure you were okay. We were worried."
• (Giles) "Oh. Ah. Yes, well, that's very sweet. Now, wait a minute, you thought; you think I'm evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?"

• (Warren Meers) "I have a history with my witchy subconscious making things go "ker-floopy"."

• (Xander) "You're not coming."
• (Andrew) "What? W-Why? 'Cause I used to be evil?"
• (Xander) "No, actually, because you're annoying, but, uh, that's a good reason, too."
• (Andrew) "Wait, I; don't-don't leave me here alone. I keep getting attacked in this house."
• (Dawn) "Actually, Xand --"
• (Andrew) "W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that?"
• (Xander) "I'll risk it."
• (Andrew) "Okay, well, if you leave me here alone, I'll-I'll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together."

• (Buffy) "Remember when things used to be nice and boring?"
• (Willow) "No."

• (Buffy) "There's gotta be a reason why the chip is going all wonky. Maybe it's related to the trigger. Or maybe it has something to do with the new soul."
• (Spike) "Or maybe I wasn't meant to last this long."
• (Spike) "One more thing you and I have in common, eh, pet?"
• (Buffy) "Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode."
• (Spike) "Good. Try behavior modification software throughout the ages."
• (Buffy) "Okay, you're right. Not a book thing."
• (Buffy) "It's a phone thing."
• (Spike) "Who ya gonna call?"
• (Spike) "God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?"
• (Buffy) "Doubt it."

• (Spike) "What's happening?"
• (General) "Miss Summers. Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today."
• (Buffy) "I knew it. Government conspiracy."
• (General) "He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help with --"
• (General) "-- assface here."
• (General) "Those were his exact words, ma'am."

• (Willow) "You think you can just do that to me, that I'd let you get away with it?"
• (Kennedy) "Do? Get away with-"
• (Kennedy) "Okay. Let's not get excited."
• (Willow) "It's too late for that. This is what I am. I made it happen and I'll make it stop."
• (Kennedy) "Willow, what did you make happen?"
• (Willow) "You were there, bitch. You saw it."
• (Warren Meers) "I killed her."
• (Kennedy) "You mean "him"."
• (Warren Meers) "Her. Him. You know what I mean."
• (Kennedy) "But you said her."
• (Warren Meers) "No. That was Warren."
• (Kennedy) "No. No, it wasn't. You said I was there. Who did you kill, Willow?"
• (Willow) "It was your fault, slut."
• (Warren Meers) "You tricked me. You got me to forget."
• (Kennedy) "Tara."
• (Warren Meers) "Shut up."
• (Willow) "Shut up. You do not get to say her name. Offering it up to whoever's there. Tricking me into kissing you."

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