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The Jewel of the Nile Quotes

The Jewel of the Nile is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Jewel of the Nile completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Douglas as producer, Jack Nitzsche in charge of musical score, and Jan De Bont as head of cinematography.

The Jewel of the Nile is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Jewel of the Nile is 107 mins long. The Jewel of the Nile is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Avner the Eccentric as Jewel, Kathleen Turner as Joan Wilder, Michael Douglas as Jack Colton, Danny DeVito as Ralph, Spiros Focás as Omar, Kathleen Turner as Joan, and :* Paul David Magid as Tarak.

The Jewel of the Nile Quotes

Kathleen Turner as Joan Wilder

  • (Kathleen Turner) "I'm going to write the truth about you."
  • (Spiros Focás) "The truth? If I wanted the truth, I would have hired 60 Minutes."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "If you don't tell me what the hell is going on around here, I am going to be on the first plane back to New York."
  • (Spiros Focás) "It's impossible. Tomorrow we journey to Kadhir where the following night I will proclaim myself Emperor of the Nile. You must be there with me. It will be your most important chapter."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "I can't write this book if you keep secrets from me."
  • (Spiros Focás) "What secrets?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Al Jewehalla."
  • (Spiros Focás) "Where did you hear that?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Never mind. What is the Jewel?"
  • (Spiros Focás) "The Jewel is a legend. I am real. Do not be distracted from your mission, Joan Wilder. Relax. Make yourself comfortable. You stay here with me until our book is done."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "What? You have no right to keep me here against my will."
  • (Spiros Focás) "Then go. You're free to leave. Should you leave, I will not stop you -- but I will not provide transportation to any airport, train station or port for you. Besides, only the worst kind of fool will attempt to cross our desert alone."

Michael Douglas as Jack Colton

  • (Michael Douglas) "So how'd they get out?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "What?"
  • (Michael Douglas) "In "The Savage Secret"."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Oh. Um -- Jesse had a knife hidden in his boot. You wouldn't happen to have a knife, would you?"
  • (Michael Douglas) "I'm not even wearing underwear."
  • (Michael Douglas) "It's looking more like 90-10, eh Kumquat?"
  • (Michael Douglas) "If we get out of this alive, I'm going to kill you."
  • (Michael Douglas) "OK, flyboy estimated time of departure is right now."
  • (Michael Douglas) "Why does everything got to be your way?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "My way? It wasn't my idea to take off and sail around the world with you on your boat for the last six months."
  • (Avner the Eccentric) "I like this. You talk to each other like this often?"
  • (Michael Douglas) "Well, let me tell you what I had to put up. Three months ago, we're moored off the Canary Islands, midnight, sound asleep. A boat of three crazed Joan Wilder fans decide that they want the anchor of the Angeline for a souvenir. We were drifting for days."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Well, do you remember the incident at Gibraltar, Jack?"
  • (Michael Douglas) "Oh, come on. Not that again."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "He has to meet me at the governor's mansion for a formal dinner, and you show up with the entire Italian National League Basketball team."
  • (Michael Douglas) "Hey, they were hungry."
  • (Michael Douglas) "Just keep smiling. Maybe they'll think we're with National Geographic."

Danny DeVito as Ralph

  • (Danny DeVito) "Come on, Colton. Where's the jewel?"
  • (Avner the Eccentric) "Ralph, I am the Jewel. The Jewel of the Nile."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Yeah, and I'm a kumquat from Queens. Pipe down, towel-head."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Looks like Our Lady of Mount Carmel school yard."
  • (Danny DeVito) "You're all I thought about for six months. They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint, all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist."
  • (Danny DeVito) "You know, I'll bet you can buy a great townhouse down here for around five or six dollars."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Oh, please. Let me get out of this alive. I swear to God, I'll be a good boy from tomorrow on."
  • (Danny DeVito) "But tonight, I gotta kill Colton."

Spiros Focás as Omar

  • (Spiros Focás) "Jack is dead."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "Don't be ridiculous. Jack would never die without telling me."
  • (Spiros Focás) "Who are you?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Where's Al Jewelhala buried?"
  • (Spiros Focás) "I said, who the hell are you?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Hey, don't provoke me, pal. I've had a tough day here. You know how hot it is around here? It's 120 degrees in the shade. I'm like this with Weinberger. We'll be all over you like a cheap suit."

Avner the Eccentric as Jewel

  • (Avner the Eccentric) "Do not worry. I'm sure it's not my destiny to die on this mountain."
  • (Kathleen Turner) "What about us?"
  • (Avner the Eccentric) "That's another ball game."
  • (Avner the Eccentric) "Are we jogging ?"
  • (Kathleen Turner) "We are jogging."

:* Paul David Magid as Tarak

  • (:* Paul David Magid) "You must come with me to help find the Jewel."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Jewel? What jewel?"
  • (:* Paul David Magid) "The Jewel of the Nile. Our most pricess Jewel. Omar stole my people's Jewel. Omar is a very bad man."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Yeah, that scum, I spit on him. Jack -- buddy? Let's help this nice man get his jewel back."
  • (:* Paul David Magid) "Yes -- yes?"
  • (Michael Douglas) "Look man, I don't know who you are or what dope you're on, but I'm sailing away on my boat tonight."
  • (:* Paul David Magid) "No. You must come with me to help find the Jewel now before Omar kill many people. As long as Omar has the Jewel -- nothing can stop him."
  • (Michael Douglas) "Look, I'm going on my boat. You guys can do what you want."
  • (Danny DeVito) "The boat blew up."
  • (Michael Douglas) "My boat blew up?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "The boat blew up."
  • (Michael Douglas) "Everything's gone. All I own in this world is gone."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Who are you? The prince of darkness? Don't you have any friends?"

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