The Jacket (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Jacket (Seinfeld) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Jacket completed its run in 1970.

The Jacket (Seinfeld) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Master of the house, dolling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm --"

• (Unnamed) "Pipe down, chorus boy."

• (Unnamed) "What is this?"
• (Unnamed) "This is beautiful."
• (Unnamed) "These jackets never fit me right."
• (Unnamed) "Try it on."
• (Unnamed) "Hmmm. Wow. This is soft suede."
• (Unnamed) "This may be the most perfect jacket I have ever put on."
• (Unnamed) "How much is it?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh -- my -- God."
• (Unnamed) "Bad ?"
• (Unnamed) "Very bad?"
• (Unnamed) "You have no idea."
• (Unnamed) "I have some idea."
• (Unnamed) "No idea."
• (Unnamed) "I've got a ball park."
• (Unnamed) "There is no park and the team has re-located."

• (Unnamed) "My father thinks George is gay."
• (Unnamed) "Because of all the singing?"
• (Unnamed) "No, he pretty much thinks everyone is gay."

• (Unnamed) "Master of the house, keeper of the inn --"
• (Unnamed) "This is huge. When did this happen?"
• (Unnamed) "Wednesday. This jacket has completely changed my life. When I leave the house in this, it's with a whole different confidence. Like tonight, I might've been a little nervous. But, inside this jacket, I am composed, grounded, secure that I can meet an social challenge."
• (Unnamed) "Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality."
• (Unnamed) "Absolutely."
• (Unnamed) "It's fabulous."

• (Unnamed) "What are we suppose to tell him?"
• (Unnamed) "We'll tell him we're frightened and we need to go home."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe."

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