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The Intouchables Quotes

The Intouchables is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Intouchables completed its run in 1970.

It features Nicolas Duval Adassovsky as producer, Ludovico Einaudi in charge of musical score, and Mathieu Vadepied as head of cinematography.

The Intouchables is recorded in French and originally aired in France. Each episode of The Intouchables is 112 minutes long. The Intouchables is distributed by Gaumont Film Company.

The cast includes: François Cluzet as Philippe, Omar Sy as Driss, and Alba Gaïa Bellugi as Elisa.

The Intouchables Quotes

Omar Sy as Driss

  • (Omar Sy) "She got the hots for me."
  • (Omar Sy) "We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine."
  • (Omar Sy) "100 euros says I can lose them."
  • (François Cluzet) "You're on."
  • (Omar Sy) "Can't the motivation sign for you?"
  • (François Cluzet) "No no no, Magalie can't do that."
  • (Omar Sy) "It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well."
  • (Omar Sy) "Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you."
  • (Omar Sy) "It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles."
  • (Omar Sy) "Isn't it Tom and Jerry?"
  • (François Cluzet) "Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help."
  • (Omar Sy) "Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course."
  • (Omar Sy) "You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years."
  • (Omar Sy) "Where do you find a paraplegic?"
  • (François Cluzet) "I don't know."
  • (Omar Sy) "Where you leave him."
  • (Omar Sy) "I'm not going in there, even you. I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse."
  • (Omar Sy) "Outta the way."
  • (Omar Sy) "So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?"
  • (François Cluzet) "That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes."
  • (Omar Sy) "Both of them?"

François Cluzet as Philippe

  • (François Cluzet) "Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?"
  • (Omar Sy) "I don't know, it's a business?"
  • (François Cluzet) "No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind"
  • (François Cluzet) "Oh, it's awful."
  • (François Cluzet) "I look like my grandpa."
  • (Omar Sy) "Okay. Let me shave the rest off."
  • (François Cluzet) "No, come on."
  • (Omar Sy) "That's not funny, no?"
  • (François Cluzet) "Don't you mean "nein"?"
  • (François Cluzet) "What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent."
  • (Omar Sy) "Easy on the sass, alright."
  • (François Cluzet) "My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her."

Alba Gaïa Bellugi as Elisa

  • (Alba Gaïa Bellugi) "Leave me alone."

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