The Inquisitor (Red Dwarf) Quotes

The Inquisitor (Red Dwarf) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Inquisitor ended in 1970.

The Inquisitor (Red Dwarf) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "If mechanoids could barf, I'd be onto my fifth bag by now."

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me. Could I possibly distract you for just a brief second?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, get out of this one, smeghead."
• (Unnamed) "What are you talking about?"
• (Unnamed) "You know what you could've made of your life if you tried; what you could have become."
• (Unnamed) "So?"
• (Unnamed) "You've got brains, man. Brains you've never used before."
• (Unnamed) "So?"
• (Unnamed) "So justify yourself."
• (Unnamed) "Spin on it."

• (Unnamed) "Well, If you've got some secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it."
• (Unnamed) "No plan, sir. No sleeves."

• (Unnamed) "Right sir. Now I have to go back in time so that I can sacrifice myself, so that we can end up in the mess we're in now."
• (Unnamed) "All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer, hasn't it, sir?"

• (Unnamed) "You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and four people committed suicide. Your middle name is Judas but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. You sign all your official letters "Arnold Rimmer BSc" and the BSc stands for "Bronze Swimming Certificate". You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse."

• (Unnamed) "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads."

• (Unnamed) "Listen, Kryten, I've been thinkin' about this, I've come up with something."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna use my brains for the first time in my life."
• (Unnamed) "Considering the circumstances, sir, do you really believe that's wise?"

• (Unnamed) "Sir. Sir, you don't have to be a great philanthropist, or a missionary worker, you simply have to seize the gift of life."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God."
• (Unnamed) "Make a contribution."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God."
• (Unnamed) "No matter how small."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God."
• (Unnamed) "You simply have to have lead a life that wasn't totally egocentric, vain and self-serving."
• (Unnamed) "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm just trying to make you feel better, sir."
• (Unnamed) "Well, shut up then."

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