The Initiative (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) Quotes

The Initiative (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Initiative completed its run in 1970.

The Initiative (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I always worried what would happen when that bitch got some funding."

• (Unnamed) "I'm only 126."
• (Unnamed) "You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait a half an hour and try again?"

• (Unnamed) "Okay, she's wearing the halter top with sensible shoes. That means mostly dancing, light contact, but don't push your luck. Heavy conversation's out of the question."
• (Unnamed) "So what do I do?"
• (Unnamed) "Ask her to dance."
• (Unnamed) "Right. Dance. Wait. No."
• (Unnamed) "What's the matter?"
• (Unnamed) "I can't dance."
• (Unnamed) "Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel."
• (Unnamed) "A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun."

• (Unnamed) "Why should I trust you?"
• (Unnamed) "Just sort of hoping you'd think I have an honest face."
• (Unnamed) "I've seen honest faces. They usually come attached to liars."

• (Unnamed) "Uh, last night -- At the party, you wanted to tell me something?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah. Very important stuff. I don't remember any of it now. But you would have been fascinated, possibly even moved. Did Willow tell you I like cheese?"
• (Unnamed) "You're a little peculiar."
• (Unnamed) "I can live with that."

• (Unnamed) "I don't understand. This sort of thing's never happened to me b-before."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe you were nervous."
• (Unnamed) "I felt all right when I started. Let's try again."
• (Unnamed) "Ow. Oh."
• (Unnamed) "Ow. Damn it."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe you're trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?"
• (Unnamed) "Not to me it doesn't."
• (Unnamed) "It's me, isn't it?"
• (Unnamed) "What are you talking about?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you came looking for Buffy, then settled. I-I -- You didn't wanna bite me. I just happened to be around."
• (Unnamed) "Piffle."
• (Unnamed) "I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always like, "Oooh, you're like a sister to me," or, "Oh, you're such a good friend.""
• (Unnamed) "Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "Thought about it."
• (Unnamed) "When?"
• (Unnamed) "Remember last year, you had on that, uh, fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath?"
• (Unnamed) "I never woulda guessed. You played the blood-lust kinda cool."
• (Unnamed) "Mmm. I hate being obvious. All fangy and "rrr." Takes the mystery out."
• (Unnamed) "But if you could --"
• (Unnamed) "If I could, yeah."
• (Unnamed) "You know, this doesn't make you any less terrifying."
• (Unnamed) "Don't patronize me."

• (Unnamed) "Women. Young, nubile, exciting. Each one a mystery waiting to be unlocked. Think any of them are gonna show? 'Cause the party'd be lame if we lack for hotties. Professor? You with me?"
• (Unnamed) "No. I'm with this large pile of ungraded papers due at 3:00."
• (Unnamed) "How are you gonna learn anything if you keep doing schoolwork? Oh -- Check her out. Is she hot, or is she hot?"
• (Unnamed) "She's Buffy."
• (Unnamed) "Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy."
• (Unnamed) "It's her name, Forrest."
• (Unnamed) "You've established first contact? Excellent. What do you think of her?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, I never really thought about what I think about her."
• (Unnamed) "A girl that cute in the face, and you form no opinion?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I mean, she's all right, I guess. She's just kinda -- I don't know. Peculiar."
• (Unnamed) "Peculiar?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Graham."
• (Unnamed) "Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "What do you think of the blonde chick? Mattressable, n'est-ce pas? Riley's not down. Doesn't like her."
• (Unnamed) "I don't dislike her. She just -- she never feels like she's really there when you talk to her. I like girls I can get a grip on."
• (Unnamed) "I bet you do."
• (Unnamed) "Not that way. Just a little less ready for takeoff all the time. There's definitely something off about her."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe she's Canadian."

• (Unnamed) "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find something sluty to wear tonight."

• (Unnamed) "Well, based on-on Buffy's description, I believe the men that we're after look something like this."
• (Unnamed) "The latest in fall fascism. I like it. A bit full in the hips for my tastes, but, uh --"

• (Unnamed) "Every man faces this moment. Here. Now. Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has no face. Nerve endings screaming in silence. Never knowing which thought might be your last."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, shut up."

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