The Incredibles Quotes

The Incredibles is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Incredibles ended in 1970.

It features John Walker (film producer) as producer, Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score, and Andrew Jimenez, Patrick Lin, and Janet Lucroy as head of cinematography.

The Incredibles is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Incredibles is 115 minutes long. The Incredibles is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Samuel L. Jackson as Lucius, Kimberly Adair Clark as Honey, Spencer Fox as Dash, Brad Bird as Edna, Holly Hunter as Helen, Craig T. Nelson as Bob, Holly Hunter as Mr. Incredible, Sarah Vowell as Violet, Wallace Shawn as Gilbert Huph, Dominique Lewis as Bomb Voyage, Jason Lee as Buddy, Lou Romano as Cop, Lou Romano as Bernie Kropp, Elizabeth Peña as Mirage, Bret Parker as Kari, John Ratzenberger as Underminer, Bud Luckey as Rick Dicker, Craig T. Nelson as Parrot, Jean Sincere as Mrs. Hogenson, and Teddy Newton as Newsreel Narrator.

The Incredibles Quotes

Holly Hunter as Mr. Incredible

• (Holly Hunter) "Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."
• (Holly Hunter) "It is a bad thing, Bob. Uprooting our family again so that you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Reliving the glory days is better than pretending they never happened."
• (Holly Hunter) "Yes. They happened, but this; our family, is what's happening now, Bob. And you're missing this. I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It's not a graduation. He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade."
• (Holly Hunter) "It's a ceremony."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It's psychotic. They created new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but it someone is genuinely exceptional --"
• (Holly Hunter) "This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You want to do something for Dash? Well, let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports."
• (Holly Hunter) "I will not be made the enemy here. You know why we can't."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Because he'd be GREAT."
• (Holly Hunter) "This is not; about; YOU."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Alright, Dash. Come on out I know you're listening."
• (Holly Hunter) "Vi, you too, young lady."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It's okay. Your mother and I were just having a discussion."
• (Sarah Vowell) "A pretty loud discussion."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Yeah, but that's okay. Because Mommy and I are always united. Against the -- uh forces of --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Pig-headedness?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I was gonna say evil or something --"
• (Holly Hunter) "We're sorry we woke you. Everything's alright, get back to bed -- in fact"
• (Holly Hunter) "we should all be in bed."

• (Holly Hunter) "Bomb Voyage."
• (Dominique Lewis) "Monsieur Incroyable."
• (Jason Lee) "And IncrediBoy."
• (Dominique Lewis) "IncrediBoy?"
• (Jason Lee) "Hey, hey. Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots. They're made from --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Go home, Buddy."
• (Jason Lee) "What?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Now."
• (Dominique Lewis) "Petit mufle va."
• (Jason Lee) "Can we talk?"
• (Jason Lee) "You always, always say "Be true to yourself," but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I finally figured out who I am: I am your ward. IncrediBoy."
• (Holly Hunter) "And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy."
• (Jason Lee) "This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these."
• (Jason Lee) "I can fly. Can you fly?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Fly home, Buddy. I work alone."
• (Dominique Lewis) "Et ton tenue est complètement ridicule."
• (Dominique Lewis) "Can you just give me one chance? Look, I'll show you, I'll get the police."
• (Holly Hunter) "Buddy, no."
• (Jason Lee) "It only take a second, really."
• (Holly Hunter) "No, STOP."
• (Holly Hunter) "There's a bomb."

• (Holly Hunter) "Now I'm losing him. What'll I do? What'll I do?"
• (Brad Bird) "What are you talking about?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Huh?"
• (Brad Bird) "You are Elastigirl. My God --"
• (Brad Bird) "Pull-yourself-together. "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight. Win."
• (Brad Bird) "And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits."

• (Holly Hunter) "How ya doin', honey?"
• (Elastigirl) "Do I have to answer?"

• (Holly Hunter) "Dash -- this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more -- constructive outlet."
• (Spencer Fox) "Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports."
• (Holly Hunter) "Honey, you know why we can't do that."
• (Spencer Fox) "But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit."
• (Holly Hunter) "Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy, and a bit of a show-off. The last thing you need is temptation."
• (Spencer Fox) "You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else."
• (Spencer Fox) "But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of, our powers made us special."
• (Holly Hunter) "Everyone's special, Dash."
• (Spencer Fox) "Which is another way of saying no one is."

• (Holly Hunter) "Have a great day, honey. Help customers, climb ladders --"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Bring bacon."
• (Holly Hunter) "All that jazz."

• (Holly Hunter) "No, you're that kid from the fan club. Brophy -- Brody -- Buddy. Buddy --"
• (Jason Lee) "My name is IncrediBoy."
• (Holly Hunter) "Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this --"
• (Jason Lee) "Oh, no, no, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime-fighting style, favorite catchphrases, everything. I'm your number one fan."

• (Holly Hunter) "Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me."

• (Holly Hunter) "E, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
• (Brad Bird) "Yes, words are useless. Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble. Too much of it, darling, too much. That is why I show you my work. That is why you are here."

• (Holly Hunter) "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved. You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for -- for ten minutes."

• (Syndrome) "It's finally ready. You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough. After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all -- I am your biggest fan."
• (Holly Hunter) "Buddy?"
• (Syndrome) "My name is not Buddy. And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Fly home, Buddy. I work alone."
• (Syndrome) "It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."

• (Holly Hunter) "The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?"
• (Elastigirl) "Traction Avenue."
• (Holly Hunter) "That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?"
• (Elastigirl) "Don't take Seventh."
• (Holly Hunter) "Great, we missed it."
• (Elastigirl) "You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction."
• (Holly Hunter) "That'll take me downtown."
• (Elastigirl) "It's coming up, get in the right lane. Signal."
• (Holly Hunter) "We don't exit at Traction."
• (Elastigirl) "YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT."

• (Unnamed) "Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
• (Holly Hunter) "You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It was playful banter."
• (Holly Hunter) "Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You need to be more -- flexible."

• (Frozone) "Just like old times, huh Bob?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Just like old times."
• (Frozone) "Ha-ha, yeah. Hurt then, too. Ow."

• (Elastigirl) "This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets."
• (Holly Hunter) "A jet's not fast enough."
• (Elastigirl) "What's faster than a jet?"
• (Spencer Fox) "Hey, how about a rocket?"
• (Elastigirl) "Great. I can't fly a rocket."
• (Sarah Vowell) "You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch."
• (Holly Hunter) "Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Say please."

• (Syndrome) "Huh? Huh? Oh, come on. You gotta admit, this is cool. Just like a movie: the robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people. And just when all hope is lost? Syndrome will save the day. I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were."
• (Holly Hunter) "You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"
• (Syndrome) "Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you. And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen. And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super --"
• (Syndrome) "-- no one will be."

• (Holly Hunter) "Dash, do have something you want to tell your father about school?"
• (Spencer Fox) "Oh, uh -- Well, we dissected a frog --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Dash got sent to the office again."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Good, good."
• (Holly Hunter) "No, Bob. That's bad."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "What?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Dash got sent to the office again."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "What? What for?"
• (Spencer Fox) "Nothing."
• (Holly Hunter) "He put a tack on the teacher's chair. During class."
• (Spencer Fox) "Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa. You must have been booking. How fast do you think you were going?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Bob, we are not encouraging this."

• (Holly Hunter) "Easy, Helen, easy, easy girl. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just -- all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah."

• (Holly Hunter) "I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry --"
• (Syndrome) "See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it --"
• (Syndrome) "Oh, ho ho. You sly dog. You got me monologuing. I can't believe it --"

• (Elastigirl) "India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, disengage."
• (Elastigirl) "Disengage, repeat, disengage."
• (Holly Hunter) "No. Call off the missiles, I'll do anything."
• (Syndrome) "Too late. Fifteen years too late --"
• (Elastigirl) "Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over. Vi. You have to put a force field around the plane."
• (Sarah Vowell) "But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers."
• (Elastigirl) "I know what I said. Listen to what I'm saying now. Disengage, repeat, disengage."
• (Spencer Fox) "Mom?"
• (Elastigirl) "Violet. Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked. Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane."
• (Holly Hunter) "NO."
• (Elastigirl) "Put a field around us, now."
• (Sarah Vowell) "But I've never done one that big before --."
• (Elastigirl) "Violet, do it NOW. Abort, abort, abort."
• (Elastigirl) "Abort abort abort."

• (Holly Hunter) "I've been meaning to ask you. Of all places to settle down, why --"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "A volcano? My employer is atracted to power. As am I. It's a weakness we both share."
• (Holly Hunter) "Seems a little -- unstable."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "I prefer to think of it as misunderstood."
• (Holly Hunter) "Aren't we all?"

• (Holly Hunter) "Of course I have a secret identity. I don't know a single superhero who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?"

• (Holly Hunter) "I'm fired, aren't I?"
• (Bud Luckey) "Oh, you think?"

• (Holly Hunter) "Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in."
• (Elastigirl) "While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."
• (Holly Hunter) "I'm asking you to wait with the kids."
• (Elastigirl) "And I'm telling you, not a chance. You're my husband, I'm with you; for better or worse."
• (Holly Hunter) "I have to do this alone."
• (Elastigirl) "What is this to you? Playtime?"
• (Holly Hunter) "No."
• (Elastigirl) "So you can be Mr. Incredible again?"
• (Holly Hunter) "No."
• (Elastigirl) "Then what? What is it?"
• (Holly Hunter) "I'm not --"
• (Elastigirl) "Not what?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Not -- I'm not strong enough."
• (Elastigirl) "Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Yes. No."
• (Elastigirl) "That's what this is? Some sort of work out?"
• (Holly Hunter) "I can't lose you again."
• (Holly Hunter) "I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough."
• (Elastigirl) "If we work together, you won't have to be."
• (Holly Hunter) "I don't know what will happen --"
• (Elastigirl) "Hey, c'mon. We're superheroes. What could happen?"

• (Holly Hunter) "Is this rubble?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It was just a little workout, just to stay loose."
• (Holly Hunter) "You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you, we can't blow cover again."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "The building was coming down anyway."
• (Holly Hunter) "What ? You knocked down a building?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway."
• (Holly Hunter) "Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again --"

• (Holly Hunter) "I'd like to speak to Edna, please."
• (Brad Bird) "This is Edna."
• (Holly Hunter) "E? This is Helen."
• (Brad Bird) "Helen who?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Helen Parr. You know --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Elastigirl."
• (Brad Bird) "DARLING. How are you, it's been such a long time --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Yes, yes, it's been a while. Listen, there's only one person who Bob would trust to patch a super suit, and that's you, E."
• (Brad Bird) "Yes, yes, marvelous suit, darling, much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear."
• (Holly Hunter) "Huh?"
• (Brad Bird) "They're all finished, when are you coming to see?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Look, I'm calling about --"
• (Brad Bird) "Don't make me beg, darling, I won't do it, you know."
• (Holly Hunter) "Beg? Uh, no, I'm, I'm calling about a suit, about, about Bob's suit. I'm calling about Bob's suit."
• (Brad Bird) "You come in one hour darling, I insist, okay? Okay, bye-bye."

• (Elastigirl) "Let go of me. Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep --"
• (Holly Hunter) "How could I betray the perfect woman?"
• (Elastigirl) "Oh, you're referring to me now?"

• (Holly Hunter) "Where are the kids?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "They might've triggered the alert."
• (Elastigirl) "What ?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Security's been sent into the jungle. You'd better get going."
• (Elastigirl) "Now our kids are in danger?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?"
• (Elastigirl) "I didn't bring them. They stowed away. And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here."

• (Principal) "I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr."
• (Holly Hunter) "What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?"
• (Lou Romano) "He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class."
• (Spencer Fox) "He says."
• (Lou Romano) "Look, I know it's you."
• (Lou Romano) "He puts thumbtacks on my stool."
• (Holly Hunter) "You saw him do this?"
• (Lou Romano) "Well, not real -- No, actually not."
• (Holly Hunter) "Oh. Then, how do you know it was him?"
• (Lou Romano) "I hid a camera."
• (Lou Romano) "And this time I got him."
• (Lou Romano) "See? You see?"
• (Lou Romano) "What, you don't see it?"
• (Lou Romano) "He moves. Right there. Wait, wait -- Right there. Right as I'm sitting down. I don't know, I don't know how he does it. But, there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not."
• (Principal) "Uh -- Bernie?"
• (Lou Romano) "Don't "Bernie" me. This little brat is guilty."
• (Principal) "You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr."
• (Lou Romano) "You're letting him go again? He's guilty. You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say. Guilty. Guilty. No."

• (Holly Hunter) "I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We are now officially moved in."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "That's great, honey. And the last three years don't count because --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now it's official. Ha ha ha. Why do we have so much junk?"

• (Elastigirl) "Now our kids are in danger?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?"
• (Elastigirl) "I didn't bring them. They stowed away. And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here."

Spencer Fox as Dash

• (Spencer Fox) "Are we there yet?"
• (Holly Hunter) "We get there when we get there."

• (Spencer Fox) "We're dead. We're dead. We survived but we're dead."

• (Spencer Fox) "She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf."
• (Sarah Vowell) "That's it."
• (Holly Hunter) "Both of you sit down."
• (Spencer Fox) "Hey. No force fields."
• (Sarah Vowell) "You started it."
• (Holly Hunter) "You sit down."
• (Holly Hunter) "You sit down. Violet."
• (Craig T. Nelson) ""Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing" -- Gazer Beam? --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Bob. It's time to engage. Do something. Don't just stand there, I need you to -- intervene."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You want me to intervene?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Okay, I'm intervening. I'm intervening."

• (Spencer Fox) "Mom, you're making weird faces again."
• (Holly Hunter) "Noo, I'm not --"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You make weird faces, honey."

• (Spencer Fox) "Look, I'm The Dash. The Dash likes. Yeah-hah."

• (Spencer Fox) "That was the best vacation ever. I love our family."

• (Spencer Fox) "Dad, that was so cool when you threw that car."
• (Holly Hunter) "Not as cool as you running on water."

• (Spencer Fox) "Does this mean we have to move again?"

Sarah Vowell as Violet

• (Elastigirl) "Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers."
• (Sarah Vowell) "But you said never to use --"
• (Elastigirl) "I know what I said."
• (Elastigirl) "Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance."

• (Sarah Vowell) "Mom. Mom, what happened on the plane -- I-I'm sorry, I wanted to- when you asked me to -- I'm sorry --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Shh -- it isn't your fault. It wasn't fair for me to suddenly ask so much of you. But things are different now, and doubt is a luxury we can't afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don't think, and don't worry. If the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in your blood."

• (Sarah Vowell) "Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse;"
• (Sarah Vowell) "their marriage."

• (Sarah Vowell) "Dash, remember what mom said --"
• (Spencer Fox) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey, stop talking."
• (Unnamed) "Hold it, freeze."
• (Sarah Vowell) "Dash, run."
• (Spencer Fox) "What?"
• (Sarah Vowell) "Run."
• (Spencer Fox) "Oh yeah."
• (Unnamed) "What the-? They're Supers."

• (Sarah Vowell) "Ow."
• (Elastigirl) "Violet."
• (Sarah Vowell) "It's not my fault. Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it --"
• (Spencer Fox) "THAT'S NOT TRUE."
• (Elastigirl) "Dash."
• (Sarah Vowell) "And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in --"
• (Spencer Fox) "You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what.""
• (Sarah Vowell) "-- And then you closed the doors before I could find him --"
• (Spencer Fox) "-- It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-."
• (Sarah Vowell) "-- AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT."
• (Spencer Fox) "-- 100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA."
• (Elastigirl) "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack ALONE?"
• (Sarah Vowell) "Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid; OF COURSE we got a sitter --"
• (Spencer Fox) "No, we got someone, Mom. Somebody great. We wouldn't do that."
• (Sarah Vowell) "Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot."

• (Sarah Vowell) "You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?"
• (Elastigirl) "I mean, either he's in trouble, or he's going to be."

Brad Bird as Edna

• (Brad Bird) "Edna Mode --"
• (Brad Bird) "-- and guest."

• (Brad Bird) "Go check the electric fence or something."

• (Brad Bird) "This is a horrible suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Wait, what do you mean? You designed it."
• (Brad Bird) "I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now."

• (Brad Bird) "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
• (Holly Hunter) "Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers."
• (Brad Bird) "No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway."

• (Brad Bird) "Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out, a useful feature. Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that can disappear completely as she does. Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton."

• (Brad Bird) "Men at Robert's age are often unstable -- prone to weakness."
• (Holly Hunter) "What are you saying?"
• (Brad Bird) "Do you know where he is?"
• (Holly Hunter) "Of course --"
• (Brad Bird) "Do you know where he is?"

• (Brad Bird) "You need a new suit, that much is certain."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "A new suit? Well, where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?"
• (Brad Bird) "You can't. It's impossible. I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I can become sane."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Wait? You want to make me a suit?"
• (Brad Bird) "You push too hard, darling. But I accept."

Craig T. Nelson as Bob

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Hey, I saved your life."
• (Unnamed) "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Well, what are you waiting for?"
• (Little Boy on Tricycle) "I don't know. Something amazing, I guess."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Me too, kid."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Someone was in trouble --"
• (Bud Luckey) "Someone's always in trouble."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I had to do something --"
• (Bud Luckey) "Yeah. Every time you say that, Bob, it means a month-and-a-half of trouble for me, and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money. We have to pay to keep the company quiet, pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every single time it gets harder. Money, money, money money money -- We can't keep doing this, Bob. We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "You're not affiliated with me."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Weren't you in the news? Some show in, Prayge -- Prague?"
• (Brad Bird) "Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh. Nothing super about them -- spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh. I used to design for gods."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Want to catch a robber?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing -- just to shake things up?"

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Uh-oh."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "E, I just need a patch job. For -- sentimental reasons."
• (Brad Bird) "Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You're the best of the best, E"
• (Brad Bird) "Yes, I know, dahling."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Alright, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on --"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Norma Wilcox, w-i-l-c-o-x on the third floor, but I can't. I also do NOT advise you to file and fill out a WS2475 form of our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do."
• (Jean Sincere) "Oh thank you young man."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Shh, shh, shh."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I'M SORRY MA'AM, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET,"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "pretend to be upset."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Identification, please."
• (Spencer Fox) "Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks. There, that one."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Voice key incorrect."
• (Sarah Vowell) "Voice key?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Voice key incorrect."
• (Sarah Vowell) "Wait a second --"
• (Spencer Fox) "What do we do?"
• (Sarah Vowell) "Run."
• (Spencer Fox) "Where are we going?"
• (Sarah Vowell) "Away from here."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Can't you put this out?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I can't lay down a layer thick enough. It's evaporating too fast."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "What's that mean?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "It means it's hot. And I'm dehydrated, Bob."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice. I thought you could use the water in the air."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "There is no water in the air. What's your excuse, running out of muscle?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I can't just go smashing through walls. The building's getting weaker by the second, it's going to come down on top of us."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I wanted to go bowling."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on -- Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X -- on the third floor, but I can't."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "Did I do something illegal?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "No."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "The law requires that I answer no."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "We're supposed to help people."
• (Wallace Shawn) "We're supposed to help our people. Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, Huh?"

Lou Romano as Cop

• (Lou Romano) "Freeze."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm thirsty"
• (Lou Romano) "I said freeze."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm just getting a drink."
• (Lou Romano) "Alright, you had your drink. Now I want you to --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I know, I know. Freeze."

Wallace Shawn as Gilbert Huph

• (Wallace Shawn) "I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Okay. Why?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "Why what? Be specific, Bob."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Why are you unhappy?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "Your customers make me unhappy."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Why? Have you gotten complaints?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts. Experts, Bob. Exploiting every loophole. Dodging every obstacle. They're penetrating the bureaucracy."

• (Wallace Shawn) "Parr. You authorized payment on the Walker policy?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against --"
• (Wallace Shawn) "I don't care about their coverage, Bob. Don't tell me about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call."

Samuel L. Jackson as Lucius

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "What are we doing here, Bob?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "We're protecting people."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Nobody asked us."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "You need an invitation?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking around, and -- You remember Gazer Beam?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Yeah, there was something about him in the paper."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "He had trouble adjusting to civilian life too."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "When was the last time you saw him?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob, just you, and we're pushing our luck as it is."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity -- think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh -- S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good -- I'm good."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "He starts monologuing."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "He starts monologuing. He starts like, this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him, how inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his, yadda yadda yadda."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Yammering."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yammering. I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get --"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "A fire. We're close. Yeah, baby."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "-- caught."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Fire. Yeah."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys."

Bud Luckey as Rick Dicker

• (Bud Luckey) "We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs."

Bret Parker as Kari

• (Elastigirl) "All right, well, who'd you get?"
• (Bret Parker) "You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR, and I've got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand."
• (Elastigirl) "Kari?"
• (Bret Parker) "I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter."
• (Elastigirl) "Kari --"
• (Bret Parker) "-- And the beauty part is the babies don't even have to listen 'cause they're asleep. You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about."
• (Elastigirl) "Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay you for your trouble but I'd really rather call a service."
• (Bret Parker) "Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out."
• (Bret Parker) "Can't I, little baby? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?"

Elizabeth Peña as Mirage

• (Elizabeth Peña) "He's not weak, you know."
• (Syndrome) "What?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Valuing life is not weakness."
• (Syndrome) "Oh, hey, look, look, if you're talking about what happened in the containment unit, I had everything under control."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "And disregarding it is not strength."
• (Syndrome) "Look, I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually --"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Next time you gamble, bet your own life."

• (Elizabeth Peña) "Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, we know who you are. Rest assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common. According to the government, neither of us exist."

• (Elizabeth Peña) "The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret military fighting robot. Artificial intelligence allows it to solve any problem it's presented with, and, unfortunately --"
• (Holly Hunter) "Let me guess. It became smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "We lost control, and now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel for their own safety."
• (Holly Hunter) "How am I going in?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track, but we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously, it represents a significant investment --"
• (Holly Hunter) "You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "You are Mr. Incredible."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "I've got to warn you. It's a learning robot. Every minute you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you."
• (Holly Hunter) "Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "And don't die."
• (Holly Hunter) "Great. Thanks."

• (Elizabeth Peña) "There isn't much time."
• (Holly Hunter) "No, there isn't."
• (Holly Hunter) "In fact, there's no time at all."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Please."
• (Holly Hunter) "Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What more can you take away from me?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Family -- survived -- the crash. They're here -- on the island."
• (Holly Hunter) "They're alive?"

• (Elizabeth Peña) "The supers are not gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or -- you can listen to police scanners. Your choice."

Teddy Newton as Newsreel Narrator

• (Teddy Newton) "Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place."

John Ratzenberger as Underminer

• (John Ratzenberger) "Behold, the Underminer. I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me. I hereby declare war on peace and happiness. Soon, all will tremble before me."

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