The House in Nightmare Park Quotes

The House in Nightmare Park is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The House in Nightmare Park ended in 1970.

It features Clive Exton as producer, Harry Robinson (musician) in charge of musical score, and Ian Wilson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The House in Nightmare Park is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The House in Nightmare Park is 100 minutes long. The House in Nightmare Park is distributed by Anglo-EMI.

The cast includes: Frankie Howerd as Foster Twelvetrees, Hugh Burden as Reggie Henderson, and Elizabeth MacLennan as Verity Henderson.

The House in Nightmare Park Quotes

Frankie Howerd as Foster Twelvetrees

• (Frankie Howerd) "Not bad for 32."

• (Frankie Howerd) "Yoo-hoo. I'm here -- the entertainment's arrived. I've played empty houses before, but blimey --"

• (Frankie Howerd) "Oh -- no. Melanie, don't -- you mustn't -- I'm saving myself for Miss Right."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Oh, no -- oh Melanie --"
• (Frankie Howerd) "Eh? Oh. They won't let you enjoy anything in this house."

• (Frankie Howerd) "If you hadn't come in, it would have been Sixtrees."

• (Frankie Howerd) "It's a bit dry for my taste. I prefer it a bit -- wetter."

• (Frankie Howerd) "Look at their little noses twitching, wonderful sense of smell, you know. I could smell them before I came round the corner -- Look at them, what a lovely pair. May I stroke them? I meant the rabbits."

• (Frankie Howerd) "I hope your whip shrivels."

• (Frankie Howerd) "Do I play the piano? Does Paganini play the trumpet?"
• (Elizabeth MacLennan) "Do you play by ear?"
• (Frankie Howerd) "No, I'm going to use my fingers."

Hugh Burden as Reggie Henderson

• (Hugh Burden) "Damn moron."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Now watch it, mate."
• (Hugh Burden) "The man's a cretin."
• (Frankie Howerd) "That's better."

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