The Hollywood Knights Quotes

The Hollywood Knights is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Hollywood Knights stopped airing in 1970.

It features William Tennant as producer, and William A. Fraker as head of cinematography.

The Hollywood Knights is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Hollywood Knights is 91 minutes long. The Hollywood Knights is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Fran Drescher as Sally, Robert Wuhl as Newbomb Turk, Sandy Helberg as Officer Clark, Gailard Sartain as Bimbeau, Stuart Pankin as Dudley, James Jeter as Smitty, Michelle Pfeiffer as Suzie Q, Tony Danza as Duke, Richard Schaal as Nevans, Randy Gornel as Wheatly, and P.R. Paul as Simpson.

The Hollywood Knights Quotes

James Jeter as Smitty

• (James Jeter) "Everything changes, you know that. Nothing stays the same."

Gailard Sartain as Bimbeau

• (Gailard Sartain) "It does have a little wang to it. Good, though."

• (Unnamed) "Starting tomorrow, today is history --"
• (Gailard Sartain) "HORSEs***."
• (Unnamed) "Um, Nevans, there seems to be some sort of disturbance in the kitchen."
• (Richard Schaal) "Um, yes, those are members of the Hollywood Police Dept."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well -- go take care of it."
• (Gailard Sartain) "BULLs***."
• (Richard Schaal) "I'll go see if I can't get those boys to calm down."

• (Gailard Sartain) "Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'. This s***'s wwaaayyyyy outta line. And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth -- or you're goin' downtown."

• (Gailard Sartain) "You know what I'd like to do to you, Newbomb? I'd like to kick the crap out of you."

• (Gailard Sartain) "Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish."

• (Gailard Sartain) "You little son of a bitch."

Fran Drescher as Sally

• (Fran Drescher) "He's got more humor in his little pinky than you have in your whole pinky."

• (Fran Drescher) "Turk, come over here. Now he happens to be very hysterically funny. I put him right up there with Steve and Edie. He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole -- pinky."

• (Fran Drescher) "Turk, did you come?"
• (Robert Wuhl) "A little."
• (Fran Drescher) "What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't."
• (Robert Wuhl) "I came."
• (Fran Drescher) "Oh my God, I can't believe you came. You are so immature."

• (Fran Drescher) "I don't know why you're doing that. The last time I did that my tits peeled so much I went from a B cup to an A."

• (Fran Drescher) "I mean, I don't know what it's gonna be. Soon I'll be going away to college and I'll probably never see you again."
• (Robert Wuhl) "You're going to UCLA."

Robert Wuhl as Newbomb Turk

• (Robert Wuhl) "Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."

• (Robert Wuhl) "Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?"
• (Unnamed) "f*** you Newbomb."

P.R. Paul as Simpson

• (P.R. Paul) "Hey pencil-dick -- what time is it?"
• (Robert Wuhl) "Time to eat."

Michelle Pfeiffer as Suzie Q

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "How about a kiss?"
• (Tony Danza) "Sure, those never cost anything."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Yes they did. I got used to them."

Richard Schaal as Nevans

• (Unnamed) "Oh my god. Nevans. Juanita."
• (Richard Schaal) "I'll take care of it."
• (Unnamed) "It's dog s***."
• (Robert Wuhl) "Oh, Mrs. Freidman."
• (Unnamed) "I'll kill you. I'll kill you all.Juanita. JUanita, get out here."

Sandy Helberg as Officer Clark

• (Sandy Helberg) "OK asshole, pull this yellow piece of s*** around the corner here -- you got me? Hear that? Move it --. Right now, asshole."
• (Randy Gornel) "Hey Officer Clark, are you lost or something?"

• (Sandy Helberg) "Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?"
• (Gailard Sartain) "You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass."

Stuart Pankin as Dudley

• (Stuart Pankin) "Mother?"
• (Unnamed) "Dudley?"
• (Stuart Pankin) "Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all."
• (Unnamed) "You're not in bed, dear?"
• (Stuart Pankin) "Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid."
• (Unnamed) "You're going to be late, dear?"
• (Stuart Pankin) "Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Stuart Pankin) "Now, I just have to figure out how."

• (Stuart Pankin) "Don't hurt me. I think I may be a bleeder."

Tony Danza as Duke

• (Tony Danza) "Is this piss yellow?"
• (Unnamed) "It's 'Tony Nancy' yellow."

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