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The Heartbreak Dog Quotes

The Heartbreak Dog is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Heartbreak Dog completed its run in 1970.

The Heartbreak Dog Quotes

  • (Principal Shepherd) "Good morning, children. It's that time of the year again to fullfill your community service requirements by signing up for volunteer work."
  • (Meg Griffin) "Do we get to choose our own jobs?"
  • (Principal Shepherd) "No, nonono. The jobs will be assigned randomly, but the cooler and prettier students have the better jobs. For instance, blond chick on third row will wash my car this afternoon. While Little Miss Frumpkin with all the questions will work in an old folks home."
  • (Meg Griffin) "Is Frumpkin good?"
  • (Principal Shepherd) "NO, no."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Hey Brian, can you bring me up a snack? I'm supposed to be in bed."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Look, the other night was great. But it was a mistake."
  • (Bonnie Swanson) "You're right."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Oh man, WHAAAAAAAT?"
  • (Bonnie Swanson) "I couldn't stand another moment with Joe. It was a torture just watching him do a crossword puzzle."
  • (Joe Swanson) "Hey Bonnie, what's the five-letter-word for marriage?"
  • (Bonnie Swanson) "Fraud."
  • (Joe Swanson) "Uuuuh, it's gotta start with a "U". UNION. Boy, you stink at this."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Hey, you know what would be great? If you could talk with even a little bit of inflection in your voice so it doesn't sound so much like a f***ing power sander?"

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