The Haunted Mansion (film) Quotes

The Haunted Mansion (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Haunted Mansion ended in 1970.

It features Mark Mancina in charge of musical score, and Remi Adefarasin as head of cinematography.

The Haunted Mansion (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Haunted Mansion (film) is 86 minutes long. The Haunted Mansion (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Jim, Marsha Thomason as Sara Evers, Marc John Jefferies as Michael, Ariel Alexandria Davis as Megan, The Dapper Dans as Singing Busts, Wallace Shawn as Ezra, Dina Spybey as Emma, and Nathaniel Parker as Master Gracey.

The Haunted Mansion (film) Quotes

Dina Spybey as Emma

• (Dina Spybey) "Are you kids hungry? Does anybody want a cookie?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "Cookies? Don't offer them cookies. They're trespassers. Trespassers don't get cookies. This is none of their concern."
• (Dina Spybey) "It is their concern. They're involved."

Eddie Murphy as Jim

• (Eddie Murphy) "I gotta help my wife. She'll be --"
• (The Dapper Dans) "Comin' round the mountain when she comes --"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Bob Vila would have a field day with this place."

• (Unnamed) "Whom do you seek?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "I am seeking a way outta here."
• (Unnamed) "Then you must look within."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I don't wanna look within, I wanna look without. Are you deaf?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, this is my Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. What are you doing with it?"
• (Marc John Jefferies) "I don't know."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, yeah, sure."

• (Unnamed) "If anyone has any objections --"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, I got a few objections."

• (Eddie Murphy) "The butler did it? You got to be kidding me."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Hold on."
• (Unnamed) "With what?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife."
• (Wallace Shawn) "Pretty much. Are you upset?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife. And the house isn't really for sale. Yes, I'm upset."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard."
• (Marsha Thomason) "Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen."

• (Eddie Murphy) "I got the key. Now what?"
• (Unnamed) "Now you find the trunk."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Trunk? What trunk? You didn't say anything about a trunk. "The key is all. The key is everything", remember?"
• (Unnamed) "Look, I don't make the rules, okay? I just work here."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Well, great, I'm in, let's get this key."
• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "There's only one problem: how do we get out of here?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, how do we get out of here?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "Well, there's always, uh -- my way."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey. Hey, what are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "Can he see us?"
• (Unnamed) "No, of course not."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yes, I can see you. I'm looking at you right now in your stupid hat."
• (Unnamed) "Don't listen to him. He's lying."

• (Unnamed) "Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits. Don't you make no dark spirits come out."

Nathaniel Parker as Master Gracey

• (Nathaniel Parker) "She doesn't remember. It can't be her."
• (Unnamed) "It is her, sir. The gypsy woman prophesized her return and now the time has come. You'd had best get ready."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "But she doesn't remember."
• (Unnamed) "In time she will, sir. I assure you, she will."

• (Nathaniel Parker) "I'm warning you, sir."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Step away."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Man, don't think just because you pull out your sword I'm going to let you marry my wife."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "My patience is wearing thin."

• (Nathaniel Parker) "This house has waited so long to have its shrouds of darkness lifted. And tonight, for the first time in -- oh, so many years, I believe it may be possible that the story would finally end differently. Sara, do you believe that love is above second chances? About forgivenes?"
• (Marsha Thomason) "Yes, I do."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Don't you remember?"
• (Marsha Thomason) "Remember? Mr. Gracey, are you all right?"
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Don't you recognize me at all?"
• (Marsha Thomason) "Mr.Gracey --"
• (Nathaniel Parker) "I thought certainly, bringing you back to Gracey Manor would help you remember."
• (Marsha Thomason) "Remember what, Mr. Gracey? You're scaring me."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Where it happened. Where we spent our last moments together. Where we danced together for the last time before you -- BEFORE YOU KILLED YOURSELF. But now you've returned to me and at long last, we can be together. Why do you not remember? You are my world, my life. And I have loved you in death as I did in life."
• (Marsha Thomason) "Let me go."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "WHY DO YOU NOT REMEMBER?"
• (Nathaniel Parker) "You are her. You are Elizabeth. You must be."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Can you not sense it? Search your heart. I am your one true love. And now we can finally be together, don't you understand?"
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Elizabeth, you must listen to me."
• (Marsha Thomason) "I'm not Elizabeth."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "Please. I implore you."
• (Marsha Thomason) "Leave me alone. Get away from me."

• (Nathaniel Parker) "This was to have been her wedding dress."
• (Marsha Thomason) "Oh, it's lovely."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "It would have been lovelier still if she'd ever had the chance to wear it. Now it serves only as a dark reminder of what could have been."
• (Marsha Thomason) "To love someone so much and then to lose them so suddenly. I can't imagine how awful that must be."
• (Nathaniel Parker) "If you truly love someone, they never leave. They remain in your heart forever."

• (Nathaniel Parker) "Tell me, Mr. Evers. Do you believe in ghosts?"

• (Nathaniel Parker) "But I loved her. Was love my mistake?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

Marc John Jefferies as Michael

• (Marc John Jefferies) "I don't wanna whack it, Dad."

• (Marc John Jefferies) "There's a spider in my room."
• (Eddie Murphy) "There's a what?"
• (Marc John Jefferies) "There's a spider in my room. He's on the window."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Well, why don't you kill it, man?"
• (Marc John Jefferies) "That's a big spider."

• (Marc John Jefferies) "Dad?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah, son?"
• (Marc John Jefferies) "I see dead people."

Marsha Thomason as Sara Evers

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Ariel Alexandria Davis as Megan

• (Unnamed) "Angels in Heaven, together at last. The tale is well ended for those who have passed. Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all the time."
• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "Mom, Leota won't shut up."
• (Marc John Jefferies) "Are we there yet?"
• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "I'm getting pretty hungry."
• (Marc John Jefferies) "Can we stop for some pizza?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, how long before we get there, Sara?"
• (Marsha Thomason) "Twenty minutes, tops."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Nothing takes twenty minutes."

• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "There. Ya happy?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "No, I'm not happy. I'm trying to show Michael how important it is to whack your own spiders."
• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "Whatever."

• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "Smells like Grandma's house."
• (Marc John Jefferies) "Worse, it smells like Grandma."

• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "But Dad, we have to help them."
• (Eddie Murphy) "You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead."

• (Ariel Alexandria Davis) "They're ghosts, Dad."
• (Eddie Murphy) "They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right."
• (Dina Spybey) "Hey."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Whoa."

Wallace Shawn as Ezra

• (Wallace Shawn) "What's all this?"
• (Dina Spybey) "Well, I don't know what we'll need."
• (Wallace Shawn) "What are you talking about? We're going to heaven. You can't take it with you."
• (Dina Spybey) "The hell I can't."

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