The Hard Way (1991 film) Quotes

The Hard Way (1991 film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Hard Way stopped airing in 1970.

It features Rob Cohen, and William Sackheim as producer, Arthur B. Rubinstein in charge of musical score, and Donald McAlpine, and Robert Primes as head of cinematography.

The Hard Way (1991 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Hard Way (1991 film) is 111 minutes long. The Hard Way (1991 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael J. Fox as Nick Lang, James Woods as John Moss, Penny Marshall as Angie, Luis Guzmán as Pooley, Delroy Lindo as Captain Brix, Stephen Lang as Party Crasher, and Annabella Sciorra as Susan.

The Hard Way (1991 film) Quotes

Michael J. Fox as Nick Lang

• (Michael J. Fox) "Oh, don't you take that tone with me."

• (Michael J. Fox) "When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a god**** Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"?"
• (Penny Marshall) "They made "Henry V". It won awards for that little Scottish guy."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Oh man, this is too real."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Bang Bang, Nick Lang."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Ever killed anybody?"
• (James Woods) "Counting today?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "C'mon John. Look, my character kills this guy. It's probably an innocent by-stander. I just want to know what that's like."
• (James Woods) "You can't. Not by asking someone."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Will you open up? I just want to know what it feels like to be inside your skin."
• (James Woods) "I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private. What's in there belongs to me. You're not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do. Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he know he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead."
• (Michael J. Fox) "f*** was that great. John. Look. Can you just say that one more time for me, please? John."

James Woods as John Moss

• (James Woods) "This whole movie is stuff that I said to him. The little son of a bitch stole my life."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Would you shut up, Moss? We're trying to watch the end credits."
• (James Woods) "You know, he's a lot shorter in real life, okay?"

• (James Woods) "No one since my divorce even stuck around for a second date. They say they don't like me being a cop, or I don't know, maybe its something about my personality-"
• (James Woods) "HEY, UP YOURS, ASSHOLE. What do you think?"

• (James Woods) "Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me. I'm trying to quit, anyway."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Me too."
• (James Woods) "And don't quit like me, either."

• (James Woods) "Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is."

• (James Woods) "C'mon where are you staying? the Plaza -- the Regiun -- c'mon where?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "I'm staying with you."
• (James Woods) "Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum."

• (James Woods) "Listen, you little cockroach. I got yanked off a case so you can get wanked off being a cop groupie and now what? You wanna live in my house? I got a job to do and I'm gonna do it and I don't have time for anybody in my house, in my car, or in my life who isn't a: a cop or b: The Party Crasher. You got it?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "So that's what this is all about, isn't it? You're still after this guy."

• (James Woods) "I gave the little maggot a chance. I got to the bathroom and back. He doesn't belong here, he belongs in Never-Never Land, with his personal trainer, and his assistants, and his maid, and his God-knows-who-all, the guy who wipes his ass after he pinches off his daily loaf, OK?"

• (James Woods) "Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?"

• (James Woods) "Look, dickwad. I don't give a rat's ass about where you come from. All I care about is where you're going."

Annabella Sciorra as Susan

• (Annabella Sciorra) "This is hard to say, but I've been thinking a lot about it -- and we can't have a relationship."
• (James Woods) "Sure we can, 'cause I can change. I'll try harder."
• (Annabella Sciorra) "It's not that. It's not you. You're fine. It's what you do. It's -- it's all the violence. I have spent my life trying to run away from that. I cannot put Bonnie in a position where she doesn't know if her father's gonna come home alive."
• (James Woods) "Yeah, I understand. Sure. Cops are too angry, too violent -- too risky to care about -- until you need one. Then we're the Second Coming, aren't we? I understand that one all right."

Luis Guzmán as Pooley

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Delroy Lindo as Captain Brix

• (Delroy Lindo) "You got two ways to deal with this: you got the easy way, you got --"
• (James Woods) "The hard way."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Right. John, do us all a favor and make the right choice."
• (James Woods) "I always do."

Stephen Lang as Party Crasher

• (Operator) "9-1-1 Emergency."
• (Stephen Lang) "Hello there. It's me; again. Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party."

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