The Groove Tube Quotes

The Groove Tube is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Groove Tube stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ken Shapiro as producer, and Bob Bailin as head of cinematography.

The Groove Tube is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Groove Tube is 75 minutes long. The Groove Tube is distributed by Levitt-Pickman.

The Groove Tube Quotes

• (The President) "I'm in the driver's seat. I'm runnin' the show. I'M THE f***IN' PRESIDENT."

• (Hooker) "Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo."

• (Ko-ko) "It seems a boy from Newton let his parents stay in the room during "make belief time", or at least it was his mother, because she called the station, and it's a good thing the management doesn't watch the show, because they thought it was a prank call. Now, I am only mentioning this to tell you that, really, it's very important that you make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", because, if you don't do that the management will catch on to what we're doing, and we'll have to go off the air and I won't be able to take your requests and so on. So, really, please, it's very important, make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", okay?"

• (Rodriguez) "Do you know we just ate enough s*** to kill a f***ing army?"

• (Ko-ko) "Are all the little people here for "make believe time"? All of the big people out of the room? Oh-kay --"
• (Ko-ko) "Ok. Now I have, uh -- a request here from Vicky Ulanet of Fort Wayne, she asks for page 47 of Fanny Hill by John Cleland."

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