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The Great Mom Swap Quotes

The Great Mom Swap is a Comedy that was first aired in 1970 on ABC. The Great Mom Swap ended its run in 1970.

It features Brent Shields as producer, David Nessim Lawrence in charge of musical score, and Sandi Sissel as head of cinematography. The Great Mom Swap is executive produced by Richard Welsh.

The Great Mom Swap is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Great Mom Swap is 120 minutes (including commercials) long. The Great Mom Swap is produced by Signboard Hill Productions and distributed by American Broadcasting Company.

The cast includes: Andrew Kavovit as David Ridgeway, Mary Kate Schellhardt as Terry Venessi, Sid Caesar as Papa Tognetti, and Hillary Tuck as Karen Ridgeway.

The Great Mom Swap Quotes

Andrew Kavovit as David Ridgeway

  • (Andrew Kavovit) "Hi Mom -- Yeah, Tiffy's fine, we're just having a little soup here -- Yep, that same fat-free, salt-free, taste-free stuff you always give us."

Mary Kate Schellhardt as Terry Venessi

  • (Mary Kate Schellhardt) "You guys are all the same."
  • (Andrew Kavovit) "How so?"
  • (Mary Kate Schellhardt) "You gravitate to the shiniest object. Like grunion."
  • (Andrew Kavovit) "I do not gravitate to shiny girls. I gravitate to smart minds."
  • (Mary Kate Schellhardt) "In short skirts."
  • (Andrew Kavovit) "Busted."

Sid Caesar as Papa Tognetti

  • (Sid Caesar) "What are you eating?"
  • (Hillary Tuck) "Um, ricecakes, tomato, and cucumbers."
  • (Sid Caesar) "Mmm -- that must taste 'blech.'"
  • (Hillary Tuck) "What are those pills for?"
  • (Sid Caesar) "Bloodthinners. The doctors say I have to have skinny blood."

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