The Goonies Quotes

The Goonies is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Goonies completed its run in 1970.

It features Richard Donner, and Harvey Bernhard as producer, Dave Grusin in charge of musical score, and Nick McLean as head of cinematography.

The Goonies is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Goonies is 114 minutes long. The Goonies is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Sean Astin as Mikey, Mary Ellen Trainor as Irene Walsh, Corey Feldman as Mouth, John Matuszak as Sloth, Joe Pantoliano as Francis Fratelli, Jeff Cohen as Chunk, Robert Davi as Jake Fratelli, Anne Ramsey as Mama Fratelli, Kerri Green as Andy, Jonathan Ke Quan as Data, Michael Paul Chan as Mr. Wang, Martha Plimpton as Stef, Josh Brolin as Brandon Walsh, Keith Walker as Irving Walsh, Jonathan Ke Quan as Richard 'Data' Wang, Paul Tuerpe as Sheriff, Steve Antin as Troy Perkins, and Lupe Ontiveros as Rosalita.

The Goonies Quotes

Joe Pantoliano as Francis Fratelli

• (Joe Pantoliano) "Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Everything?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Everything."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Everything. OK, I'll talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog -- when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out."
• (Jeff Cohen) "-- but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa; and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life."
• (Robert Davi) "I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Hit puree."

• (Joe Pantoliano) "Watch your hair. Watch your hair. They're goin' for the hair."

• (Joe Pantoliano) "Sloth stop that."
• (Robert Davi) "Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "We've never been to the Bronx Zoo."
• (Robert Davi) "Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "I DON'T WEAR A hair piece."

Jonathan Ke Quan as Richard 'Data' Wang

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Hey I've got a great idea you guys. Slick shoes."
• (Corey Feldman) "Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?"
• (Kerri Green) "DATA."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "DON'T PUSH JAKE."
• (Robert Davi) "I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Francis sweetheart are you okay?"
• (Joe Pantoliano) "NOOOOOOO."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Pinchers of Peril -- saved by my Pinchers of Peril."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "I'm setting booty traps."
• (Corey Feldman) "Booby traps."
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "That's what I said."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Pinchers of power. You guys. I've been saved by my Pinchers of Power."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Data's okay. Data's quite tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons."
• (Josh Brolin) "Why didn't you use the stairs?"
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Use the stairs. Stairs. The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling. If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore --"
• (Sean Astin) "Data's okay --"
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. I've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them. God."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?"
• (Sean Astin) "No."
• (Corey Feldman) "Sointenly. Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country."
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow."
• (Sean Astin) "You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it."
• (Josh Brolin) "Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon."
• (Sean Astin) "That's wrong Brand. It won't happen."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Holy S-H-I-T."

• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "I am wondering -- what is in the bag?"

Sean Astin as Mikey

• (Sean Astin) "It was a retropactum."
• (Josh Brolin) "Retrospective."
• (Sean Astin) "See. That's what I said. You always contradict me -- I know what I was saying. It was on the history of Astoria and these are the rejects."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Kinda like us -- Mikey. The Goonies."
• (Corey Feldman) "I'm not a reject."
• (Sean Astin) "Take that stuff off, you'll get me in trouble"

• (Sean Astin) "Stop. We've got to get to the lowest point of the floor."
• (Josh Brolin) "Lowest point nothing, Mikey. Now let's go."

• (Sean Astin) "Let's --"
• (Kerri Green) "-get out of --"
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "-here."
• (Martha Plimpton) "Like now."

• (Sean Astin) "What about the loot?"
• (Josh Brolin) "What about our lives?"

• (Sean Astin) "Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time. Up there. Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."

• (Sean Astin) "Goonies never say die."

• (Sean Astin) "What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike. That's his most favorite thing in the world."
• (Corey Feldman) "Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go."

• (Sean Astin) "Sorry, Dad, we had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives."

• (Sean Astin) "Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room."
• (Sean Astin) "Brand, where're you going?"
• (Josh Brolin) "This is the men's room."

• (Sean Astin) "Bye, Willy. Thanks."

• (Sean Astin) "It's OK, you're a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes -- just don't make any more."

• (Sean Astin) "I swear on my life. They've got an -- an 'IT.' A giant 'IT.' When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, and, and --"
• (Josh Brolin) "Yeah, kinda like your brain, right lame-o? Say goodbye to your little pals."

Jeff Cohen as Chunk

• (Jeff Cohen) "whats all the stuff in the attic?"
• (Sean Astin) "It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny."
• (Josh Brolin) "Curator."
• (Sean Astin) "That's what I said."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Sixteen thirty-two. What is that? A year?"
• (Corey Feldman) "No, it's your top score on Pole Position."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Why not?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Because they might have daddy longlegs and um -- dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS."

• (Jeff Cohen) "You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble."

• (Jeff Cohen) "I smell ice cream."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Ah, s***."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Shame, shame."
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "I know your name."
• (Corey Feldman) "Come on, Brand. Slip her the tongue."
• (Martha Plimpton) "Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Look, how's that? How's that?"
• (Sean Astin) "Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down."
• (Josh Brolin) "You dork. If God made it like that, you'd all be pissing in your faces."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Looks fine to me."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Yeah. Mikey's been through here, all right."
• (John Matuszak) "Uh-oh."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder."
• (Paul Tuerpe) "Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy --"
• (John Matuszak) "Rocky Road? Heh Heh."
• (Paul Tuerpe) "Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Sloth, get back here. Sloth."
• (Paul Tuerpe) "Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?"
• (Paul Tuerpe) "Lawrence?"

• (Jeff Cohen) "Sloth. Come on."
• (John Matuszak) "Sloth love Chunk."
• (Jeff Cohen) "I love you too and you're going to get crushed."
• (John Matuszak) "Aaaaaahhhhhhh."

• (Jeff Cohen) "I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life."
• (Corey Feldman) "First you gotta do the truffle shuffle."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?"
• (Sean Astin) "Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Hey. I bet you guys think I was going to drop it huh? I know you would think that from good ol Chunk"
• (Josh Brolin) "You Idiot."
• (Sean Astin) "Oh my god."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Look look. It's not broken. It's perfect. Ha ha."
• (Sean Astin) "Oh my GOD. That's my mom's most favorite piece."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Oh my god."
• (Corey Feldman) "You wouldn't be here if it wasn't."
• (Sean Astin) "Shut up Mouth."
• (Josh Brolin) "Shut up Mouth."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Man. You smell like Phys Ed."

• (Jeff Cohen) "You think your Mom's gonna notice?"
• (Sean Astin) "What?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing."
• (Sean Astin) "I wonder if she'll notice."
• (Jeff Cohen) "That's what I said."
• (Sean Astin) "Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything."

• (Jeff Cohen) "Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "It's a stiff."

Anne Ramsey as Mama Fratelli

• (Anne Ramsey) "Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats."

• (Anne Ramsey) "Follow them size five's"

• (Anne Ramsey) "The only thing we serve here is tongue. You boys like tongue?"

• (Anne Ramsey) "Kids suck."

• (Anne Ramsey) "You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Mmm mm."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Oh my god. OH MY GOD. Is that all?"
• (Corey Feldman) "Mmm hmm."

• (Anne Ramsey) "Four waters. Is that all?"
• (Corey Feldman) "No. I want the veal scalopini."
• (Sean Astin) "Shut up Mouth."
• (Corey Feldman) "I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981."
• (Anne Ramsey) "The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?"
• (Anne Ramsey) "That's all? Sit down."

• (Anne Ramsey) "Now tell me where your other little friends are."
• (Jeff Cohen) "The fireplace."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Don't lie to me."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Honest. We went over to Mikey's dads place and we found this map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure."
• (Robert Davi) "Come on, don't give us none of your bulls*** stories huh?"

Kerri Green as Andy

• (Kerri Green) "Watch this."
• (Kerri Green) "He's just like his father."
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph."
• (Michael Paul Chan) "You are my greatest invention."

• (Kerri Green) "Brand is being so sweet to me."
• (Martha Plimpton) "Oh come on, come on. Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement."

• (Kerri Green) "Do you think there's really any treasure here?"
• (Sean Astin) "Andy this whole ship is a treasure."

• (Kerri Green) "I can't tell -- if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"."
• (Sean Astin) "Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat.""

• (Kerri Green) "Brand -- What happened to your braces?"
• (Josh Brolin) "Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra -- Mikey. That little --"
• (Kerri Green) "Shhh."

• (Kerri Green) "I should've let him look at my body. Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?"
• (Josh Brolin) "You've got a great body."
• (Kerri Green) "How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like him?"

• (Kerri Green) "I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know."

Mary Ellen Trainor as Irene Walsh

• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "What is that?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Oh, s***."
• (Jeff Cohen) "What?"
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "What is that ?"
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "That is a mess. I want it picked up now, boys."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Oh, sure. Sure."

• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Pants and shirts go in the -- oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?"
• (Corey Feldman) "For sure, Mrs. Walsh."
• (Corey Feldman) "The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Brandon I want you to keep your brother inside I don't want him to catch a cold."
• (Josh Brolin) "He should be put in a plastic bubble."
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "I'm serious Brandon. That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi --"
• (Josh Brolin) "s*** ma."
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Data."
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Data"
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Data use the front door from now on okay? What is that?"

• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Brandon Walsh. If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna."
• (Josh Brolin) "That's Hari Kari, Ma."

• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Brandon, don't you come home without your brother, or I'll commit Hare Krishna."
• (Josh Brolin) "That's "Harry Carry", ma."
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "That is exactly what I said."

• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need; brooms, dust pans, insect spray -- I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?"
• (Corey Feldman) "If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water."
• (Mary Ellen Trainor) "You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you."
• (Corey Feldman) ""Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh."

Keith Walker as Irving Walsh

• (Harriet Walsh) "Where are my boys?"
• (Keith Walker) "Mikey? Brand?"
• (Sean Astin) "Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big s*** now right?"

Corey Feldman as Mouth

• (Corey Feldman) "Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bulls*** stories."

• (Corey Feldman) "President Lincoln -- George Washington -- Martin Sheen --"
• (Martha Plimpton) "Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot."
• (Corey Feldman) "Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once."

• (Corey Feldman) "Senior Jerk Alert."

• (Corey Feldman) "Is this supposed to be water?"
• (Anne Ramsey) "It's wet, ain't it? Drink it."

• (Corey Feldman) "C'mon Mikey, give me a lickery kiss."

• (Corey Feldman) "I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Okay, Mouth. I've taken all I can stand -- and I can't stand no more."
• (Jeff Cohen) "I got it. I got it. I got it."
• (Jeff Cohen) "I don't got it."
• (Unnamed) "You klutz."
• (Jeff Cohen) "Hope it's not a deposit bottle."

• (Corey Feldman) "You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life."
• (Martha Plimpton) "Wow. Thank you it's a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up."
• (Corey Feldman) "Yeah and your looks kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up."

Lupe Ontiveros as Rosalita

• (Lupe Ontiveros) "My God, I'm in a crazy house."

Martha Plimpton as Stef

• (Martha Plimpton) "Data where are you going?"
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "I'm setting booty traps."
• (Martha Plimpton) "You mean booby traps?"
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "THATS WHAT I SAID. BOOBY TRAPS. God. These Guys."

• (Martha Plimpton) "Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose -- and, um -- I'm not so sure you should, um -- move it --"

• (Martha Plimpton) "You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up."
• (Corey Feldman) "Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up."

• (Martha Plimpton) "I lost my glasses."
• (Kerri Green) "Can I take piano lessons?"

• (Martha Plimpton) "OK, you kissed. Now tell."
• (Kerri Green) "There's something weird."
• (Martha Plimpton) "What? What is it?"
• (Kerri Green) "Does Brand wear braces?"
• (Kerri Green) "Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful."
• (Martha Plimpton) "Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience."

• (Martha Plimpton) "This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid."

• (Martha Plimpton) "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. You can't do this."
• (Jonathan Ke Quan) "Why?"
• (Sean Astin) "Why?"
• (Martha Plimpton) "Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams."
• (Corey Feldman) "Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back."

• (Martha Plimpton) "-- Chunk, I hope that was your stomach."
• (Sean Astin) "No. That's the 'It.'"
• (Jeff Cohen) "Sounds like Kong."

Robert Davi as Jake Fratelli

• (Robert Davi) "E casa queste soni."
• (Robert Davi) "Jake, these boys are costumers"
• (Robert Davi) "Che vuol dire, ma? Questo non e ristorante."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Zita, Zita, stupido nocha picha jente."
• (Robert Davi) "Ah, Mondenea, mondena, mama, agavito. Eh, bos, uh? You makes yourselves comfortable, uh?"
• (Robert Davi) "She's going to cook you something."

• (Robert Davi) "You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes."
• (John Matuszak) "Eh."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Jake leave him alone."

• (Robert Davi) "Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Sure, right before they ate him."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Stupid."

• (Robert Davi) "Francis, the lock. The lock."
• (Joe Pantoliano) "Let go of the handle."
• (Robert Davi) "I don't have the handle. Open the lock."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Jake, up. Come on, move it."

John Matuszak as Sloth

• (John Matuszak) "Hey, you guys."

• (John Matuszak) "Rocky -- road?"

• (John Matuszak) "Mama."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?"
• (John Matuszak) "Mama, you've been bad."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good."
• (John Matuszak) "Yeah."
• (Anne Ramsey) "You remember that song I used to sing to you?"
• (John Matuszak) "Yeah."
• (Anne Ramsey) "You were little back then?"
• (Anne Ramsey) "Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall --"
• (John Matuszak) "Break. Fall."
• (Anne Ramsey) "No. I only dropped once."
• (John Matuszak) "Ahh."
• (Anne Ramsey) "Well, maybe twice. No Sloth. Put me down."

Josh Brolin as Brandon Walsh

• (Josh Brolin) "My new tires. They popped my new tires those son of a -- I'm going to kill --"
• (Josh Brolin) "Thanks I owe you one."
• (Unnamed) "My bike. I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike."

• (Josh Brolin) "I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style."

• (Josh Brolin) "What's she saying Mouth? Translate."
• (Corey Feldman) "No pen. No write. No sign."
• (Sean Astin) "No dad don't sign it."
• (Sean Astin) "Dad. Dad. It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks."
• (Keith Walker) "They'll be no more signing today or ever again."

Steve Antin as Troy Perkins

• (Steve Antin) "Andy, you goonie."

• (Steve Antin) "Andy. You GOONIE."

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