The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Quotes

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Good, the Bad and the Ugly ended in 1970.

It features Alberto Grimaldi as producer, Ennio Morricone in charge of musical score, and Tonino Delli Colli as head of cinematography.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is recorded in English, and Italian and originally aired in Italy. Each episode of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is 177 minutes long. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is distributed by Produzioni Europee Associate.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Quotes

• (Tuco) "You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does -- you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you."

• (Blondie) "Every gun makes its own tune."

• (Blondie) "Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it."

• (Blondie) "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

• (Angel Eyes) "Be sure these two get good treatment."
• (Tuco) "Hey, Blondie. Did you hear that? Good treatment."

• (Sheriff) "So you're an honest farmer. You recognize this man?"
• (Tuco) "Me?"
• (Sheriff) "Yeah, it's you."
• (Tuco) "Hey, who said so, huh? You can't even read."
• (Tuco) "Roll it up, roll it up. I'll give you a good idea where you can put it."

• (Stevens) "What does he pay you for murdering me?"
• (Angel Eyes) "Five hundred dollars -- to get the name."

• (Blondie) "If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money."
• (Angel Eyes) "Why?"
• (Blondie) "I'll tell you why."
• (Blondie) "Cause there's nothin' in here."

• (Tuco) "Hey. Hey everybody look. He's giving him the filthy money. JUDAS. You sold my HIDE."

• (Cpl. Wallace) "You're a lot luckier than that one there. You get some grub, a rope and your own finish -- and there isn't any partner this time to shoot you down."

• (Blondie) "You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage; uh, cigar?; liable to interfere with my aim."
• (Tuco) "But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing."

• (Blondie) "Were you gonna die alone?"

• (Tuco) "I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig."

• (Angel Eyes) "How's your digestion now?"

• (Tuco) "¡Hijo de una puta que te parió. You'll pay for this. I hope you end up in a graveyard, with the cholera and the rabies and the plague. Cut me loose. Cut me loose, you filthy bastard. Put me down. I hope your mother ends up in a two-dollar whorehouse. Cut me loose. Cut me loose."
• (Tuco) "Let me go, and I'll pardon you. Let me go. I think I feel sick. The blood is bursting through my --"
• (Tuco) "I'm dry, Blondie. Water --"

• (Tuco) "Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out."

• (Angel Eyes) "Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel."
• (Angel Eyes) "A golden-haired angel watches over him"

• (Tuco) "I'll kill you."
• (Blondie) "If you do that, you'll always be poor -- just like the greasy rat that you are."

• (Union Captain at the Bridge) "The most potent weapon of war."

• (Blondie) "I've never seen so many men wasted so badly."

• (Tuco) "Unk- -- unk- -- there's no name on it."
• (Blondie) "There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me -- it was the grave marked "Unknown" right beside Arch Stanton."

• (Blondie) "Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life."

• (Blondie) "Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

• (Union Captain at the Bridge) "The Rebs have decided that bridge is the key to this whole area. Stupid, useless bridge. Flyspeck on Headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed. Otherwise the key'll get rusty and just be a spot on the wall."

• (Blondie) "You see in this world there are two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

• (One Armed Man) "I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left."
• (Tuco) "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

• (Blondie) "I have a feeling it's really gonna be a good, long battle."
• (Tuco) "Blondie, the money's on the other side of the river."
• (Blondie) "Oh? Where?"
• (Tuco) "Amigo, I said on the other side, and that's enough. But while the Confederates are there we can't get across."
• (Blondie) "What would happen if somebody were to blow up that bridge?"
• (Tuco) "Yeah. Then these idiots would go somewhere else to fight."
• (Blondie) "Maybe."

• (Blondie) "I mean our partnership is untied."
• (Blondie) "Oh no, not you, you remain tied. I'll keep the money and you can have the rope."

• (Tuco) "What about our parents?"
• (Father Pablo Ramirez) "Only now do you think of them? To begin after nine years --"
• (Tuco) "Nine years?"
• (Tuco) "So it's nine years. Nine years."
• (Father Pablo Ramirez) "Our mother has been dead a long time now."
• (Father Pablo Ramirez) "Our father died a few days ago. That's why I was away. He asked for you to be there -- but there was only me."
• (Father Pablo Ramirez) "And you -- outside of evil, what else have you managed to do? It seems to me you once had a wife somewhere."
• (Tuco) "Not one, lots of them. One here, one there, wherever I found them."
• (Tuco) "Go on, preach me a sermon, Pablo."
• (Father Pablo Ramirez) "What good would that be?"

• (Union Captain at the Bridge) "Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news."

• (Baker) "Here, this is for you. You did a good job for me. Worth five hundred dollars,"
• (Angel Eyes) "Oh I almost forgot. He gave me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you."
• (Angel Eyes) "But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that."
• (Baker) "Noo. Angel Eyes."

• (Tuco) ""See you soon, id -- " "idi -- ""
• (Blondie) ""Idiots"."
• (Blondie) "It's for you."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, corporal, afraid he'll get lost? Where's the Rebel going?"
• (Cpl. Wallace) "To Hell, with a rope around his neck and a price on his head."
• (Tuco) "Yeah -- three thousand dollars, friend. That's a lot of money for a head."
• (Tuco) "I bet they didn't even pay you a penny for your arm."

• (Maria) "Is that you Bill? Bill."
• (Maria) "Who are you? What do you want with me?"
• (Angel Eyes) "Go on talking about Bill Carson."

• (Tuco) "If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"

• (Tuco) "Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later."

• (Jackson) "There's no number -- there's a name -- it's written --"
• (Jackson) "Water."
• (Tuco) "You talk first, I'll give you water later. Sad Hill Cemetery, okay, in the grave okay. But it must have a name or a number on it. There must be a thousand, five thousand."

• (Tuco) "I never hurt anybody."
• (Unnamed) "-- wanted in 14 counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards --"

• (Tuco) "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up."

• (Tuco) "While I'm waiting for the Lord to remember me, I, Tuco Ramirez, brother of "Brother" Ramirez will tell you something. You think you're better than I am -- where we came from, if one did not want to die in poverty, one became a priest or a bandit. You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk about Mother and Father -- you forget that when you left to become a priest I stayed behind. I must have been ten, twelve, I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I'm going to tell you something -- you became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do."

• (Tuco) "I told you once, friend, if I ever get you down, you're going to need a lot of help to get back up again."

• (Angel Eyes) "Why are you going under the name Bill Carson now?"
• (Tuco) "One name is as good as another. Not wise to use your own name. Like you. I'll bet they don't call you Angel Eyes. Sergeant Angel Eyes."

• (Tuco) "I'm very happy you are working with me. And we're together again."
• (Tuco) "I get dressed, I kill him and be right back."
• (Blondie) "Listen, I forgot to mention -- He's not alone. There's five of 'em."
• (Tuco) "Five?"
• (Blondie) "Yeah, five of 'em."
• (Tuco) "So, that's why you came to Tuco."
• (Tuco) "It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all."

• (Blondie) "It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose."

• (Union Captain at the Bridge) "Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered -- he's the winner."

• (Tuco) "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting."

• (Tuco) "I would like to piss, it's rough. I've been shaking up in this train nearly ten hours now."
• (Cpl. Wallace) "You smell like a pig already. Let's try not to make things any worse."

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