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The Glimmer Man Quotes

The Glimmer Man is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Glimmer Man ended its run in 1970.

It features Julius R. Nasso as producer, Trevor Rabin in charge of musical score, and Rick Bota as head of cinematography.

The Glimmer Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Glimmer Man is 92 minutes long. The Glimmer Man is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Steven Seagal as Jack Cole, Bob Gunton as Frank Deverell, John M. Jackson as Donald Cunningham, Keenen Ivory Wayans as Jim Campbell, Brian Cox as Mr. Smith, Nikki Cox as Millie, and Johnny Strong as Johnny Deverell.

The Glimmer Man Quotes

Keenen Ivory Wayans as Jim Campbell

  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Have you seen Casablanca?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "You're asking me, have I seen Casablanca?"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Have you?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "A guy like me, not seen Casablanca?"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Well have you?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "No."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "FREEZE. Drop them now."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Where the f*** do you two live?"
  • (Ghetto Kid) "Around the corner."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Then get your ugly ass around the corner and take little Whoopi Goldberg here with you."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Jesus Christ. Showdown on Sesame Street. Next thing Big Bird'll pop his ugly ass out one of these doors."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Look, why don't we just get you some red boots and a cape, so you can fly around the city and stop ALL the crime."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "You sell roaches? Damn, I'm in the wrong business. I could make money and never leave my apartment."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "If you'll excuse me I have to get back to the nineties now."

Steven Seagal as Jack Cole

  • (Steven Seagal) "It's called a mala. Tibetan pray beads."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "What do you use 'em for?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Yeah, I use Jack Daniels."
  • (Steven Seagal) "See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Except I don't wear the bottle around my neck."
  • (Steven Seagal) "That's because you'd lose your job if you did --"
  • (Steven Seagal) "I don't think you'll be waking up happy now."
  • (Steven Seagal) "How's that, asshole. I know you're friends with everyone from the postman to the President, but I guarantee none of them will touch you with a ten foot pole once this s*** gets out."
  • (Bob Gunton) "Detective Cole. You're persistent, I'll give you that."
  • (Steven Seagal) "It looks like I have something you want, you've got something I want."
  • (Bob Gunton) "What do you want?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "Donald. Donald's your trigger-man, right?"
  • (Bob Gunton) "I'm listening."
  • (Steven Seagal) "I want him, not you. I want you to deliver him to me in a nice pretty bow with the murder weapon, I'll take it from there. You take the tape. My name gets clean. Your name stays clean. Everyone's happy. How's that sound?"
  • (Bob Gunton) "Done."
  • (Steven Seagal) "What else do you see?"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "She's got nice tits."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Exactly. But I think a little too nice."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Okay, partner. Run this number."
  • (Steven Seagal) "You know, when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, I think you're probably happy. Pleased at what you see. And that disturbs me. So I'm gonna take it on as my responsibility to make sure that you never get to look in the mirror again."
  • (John M. Jackson) "I woke up happy, I'm goin' to bed happy. 'Cause you're gonna be dead."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Hang on, Jim."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Good idea, Jack. I wouldn't have thought of that."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Police business, ma'am. The elevator was broken."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Once and a while you should cry because it cleanses the soul and you can use a little bit of that."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin."
  • (Steven Seagal) "You really shouldn't knock Chinese potions. In fact, I've got something in my pocket that'll completely clear up that bruise on your forehead."
  • (Smith's Bodyguard) "What bruise?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "THAT bruise."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Do you speak Russian?"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "A little bit."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Answer, god damn mother f***er. Or I'll beat the s*** out of your dumb ass."
  • (Steven Seagal) "You speak good Russian."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Yes, black Russian."
  • (Steven Seagal) "C'mon. Take your best shot."
  • (Steven Seagal) "No, I said your best shot."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Boring."
  • (Steven Seagal) "Is that the best you got, boy?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "'Cause if that's the best you got, I'm just gonna have to kill you."
  • (Steven Seagal) "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?"

Brian Cox as Mr. Smith

  • (Brian Cox) "Gentlemen, leave us not forget that matter of the ambulance."
  • (Steven Seagal) "I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to a hospital."
  • (Brian Cox) "You're a f***ing' psycho. Campbell, you're still a cop. Aren't you going to help?"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Okay --"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "But I'm a really bad shot."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Just trying to help you, Jack."
  • (Brian Cox) "Suffice to say, to the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer -- Then you'd be dead."
  • (Brian Cox) "He's selling it to a bunch of Serbian freedom fighters."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "You mean terrorists."
  • (Brian Cox) "Semantics. You say tomato --"
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "No, motherf***er, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists."

John M. Jackson as Donald Cunningham

  • (John M. Jackson) "You think you're gonna hand me over to Cole? Bad move, fruitcake."
  • (Bob Gunton) "I don't know what you're --"
  • (Bob Gunton) "-- you'll NEVER get out of here alive."
  • (John M. Jackson) "Uh-uh. This is my show now."
  • (Bob Gunton) "How positively Shakespearian."
  • (John M. Jackson) "To be --"
  • (John M. Jackson) "-- or NOT TO BE."
  • (Lt. Jack Cole) "Listen, um, I want you to deliver a message for me. You tell your asshole boss that nobody, nobody threatens me."
  • (John M. Jackson) "I understand. I'll convey your feelings to Mr. Deverell."
  • (Lt. Jack Cole) "Now get your ugly white ass outta here and don't come back."
  • (John M. Jackson) "Yeah."
  • (Keenen Ivory Wayans) "Sounds like your ass just got sold down the river, s***-head."
  • (John M. Jackson) "Has anybody ever told you you're a real pain in the ass?"
  • (Steven Seagal) "All the time."
  • (John M. Jackson) "You're not gonna have to hear it anymore. I'm gonna take care of you like I took care of your ex-wife."

Nikki Cox as Millie

  • (Nikki Cox) "I love you, Johnny."
  • (Johnny Strong) "I love you too -- ugh --"
  • (Steven Seagal) "I love you too. I hate this job."

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