The Gamers (film) Quotes

The Gamers (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Gamers ended in 1970.

It features Various as producer, and Ben Dobyns in charge of musical score.

The Gamers (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Gamers (film) is 48 mins long. The Gamers (film) is distributed by Dead Gentlemen Productions.

The Gamers (film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Dude."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Aren't you forgetting something?"
• (Unnamed) "Like what?"
• (Unnamed) "Like your character's paralysing fear of water, perhaps?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, that's right --"

• (Unnamed) "There's only one patron at the bar, and he doesn't notice you."
• (Unnamed) "I pick his pocket."
• (Unnamed) "Roll it."
• (Unnamed) "Ha ha. Got it. Does he have any, uh, weapons or anything?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, he's got a knife."
• (Unnamed) "I take that too."
• (Unnamed) "Ok. Roll it."
• (Unnamed) "Ha ha. Cool. I'm kicking ass. I want to steal his pants."
• (Unnamed) "You're not serious?"
• (Unnamed) "I am serious."
• (Unnamed) "Why do you want his pants?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them."
• (Unnamed) "Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty."
• (Unnamed) "I don't believe it."
• (Unnamed) "Are you quite finished?"

• (Unnamed) "I can't believe I'm doing this."
• (Unnamed) "Well, that's 264 points of damage. You splatter Hunk all over the common room. The patrons shriek in horror and run out of the inn, occasionally slipping on blood and entrails. You're now alone in a room that looks like a vat of beef stroganoff exploded in it."
• (Unnamed) "Cool."

• (Unnamed) "By morning you will again sup the sweet air of freedom."

• (Unnamed) "Speak, or I shall smite thee with my mighty blade."

• (Unnamed) "Called shot to the nuts."

• (Unnamed) "It's too early for ale, but the time is always right for some wine."

• (Unnamed) "The staff is mine."

• (Unnamed) "Am I still unconscious?"

• (Unnamed) "Masterful shot friend elf."
• (Unnamed) "He had the chance to escape."
• (Unnamed) "Three cheers for the archer."
• (Unnamed) "Hup hup. Hazah. Hup hup. Hazah. Hup hup."
• (Unnamed) "Shut up."

• (Unnamed) "Send Mark after him."
• (Unnamed) "Blod, death, and vengeance --"
• (Unnamed) "And now for the rest of you."
• (Unnamed) "Great. Mark's gonna be pissed."

• (Unnamed) "You're going to backstab him with a ballista?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh huh"
• (Unnamed) "With a f***ing siege weapon?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh huh"

• (Unnamed) "Wait, wait, wait. Cross the river? Shouldn't we like -- uh -- bury him. You know like, give him a proper funeral?"
• (Unnamed) "I agree."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks, guys."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah. Dude. We get 15 piety points per level when we bury a party member, and since he was level six --"
• (Unnamed) "That be like 90 points."
• (Unnamed) "Boohyah."
• (Unnamed) "Boohyah."
• (Unnamed) "And that'll totally make up for that orphanage we burned down --"

• (Unnamed) "The Shadow?"
• (Unnamed) "The Shadow?"
• (Unnamed) "The Shadow."

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