The Funhouse Quotes

The Funhouse is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Funhouse ended in 1970.

It features Steven Bernhardt as producer, John Beal (composer) in charge of musical score, and Andrew Laszlo as head of cinematography.

The Funhouse is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Funhouse is 96 minutes long. The Funhouse is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Kevin Conway as Funhouse, Elizabeth Berridge as Mrs. Harper, and Elizabeth Berridge as Amy Harper.

The Funhouse Quotes

Kevin Conway as Funhouse

• (Kevin Conway) "I've been expecting you."
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "Why are you doing this? Why are you trying to kill us?"
• (Kevin Conway) "I'm just protecting my family."
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "Your family? But that guy -- he's not even human."
• (Kevin Conway) "The Lord works in mysterious ways, little lady. He ain't such a bad fella. My son does get himself in all sorts of trouble, though, don't he? Anyway, blood is thicker than water. I'm sure he's gonna be a real comfort to me in my old age. Now, how many people know you're here?"
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "Lots. Our parents -- they all know."
• (Kevin Conway) "Well, no matter. We'll be pullin' outta here tomorrow mornin'. There's plenty other carnivals."
• (Unnamed) "What'd you do with Liz? The other girl?"
• (Kevin Conway) "Oh, I expect by now he's just finishin' up with her. We'll just wait here till he gets back."
• (Kevin Conway) "Oh, my, my. That IS a gruesome sight."

• (Kevin Conway) "Hit yerself, you ugly thing."

• (Kevin Conway) "You paid Madame Zena a hundred dollars for this? You crazy fool, I could have gotten you one of them tent-girls for fifteen. Well, you never were much for knowing the value of cash, were you?"

• (Kevin Conway) "-- Who will dare to face the challenge of the Funhouse? Who is mad enough to enter that world of darkness? How about you, sir?"

Elizabeth Berridge as Amy Harper

• (Elizabeth Berridge) "I don't see why you wanna waste your time with a guy who works in a filling station."
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "It's a first date, Mama. We're not getting married."

• (Elizabeth Berridge) "Listen, how would you like to go to the movies instead of the carnival?"
• (Unnamed) "The movies? What for?"
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "It's the same carnival that went through Fairfield County, where they had all that trouble."
• (Unnamed) "Terrific. Maybe we'll get a little action. Come on. You're not afraid to go, are you?"
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "No, I just don't feel like it. Besides, I promised my father we were going to the movies."
• (Unnamed) "Forget about your old man. He's trying to bum your evening."
• (Elizabeth Berridge) "How can you say that? You don't even know my father."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, loosen up, will ya?"

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