The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (season 4) Quotes

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1993 on NBC. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air stopped airing in 1994.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lasted 26 episodes.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes

• (Will) "Aunt Viv, I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion."
• (Vivian Banks) "Good."
• (Will) "And guess what's in here?"
• (Carlton) "It's round, it's rubber and you'll never use it."

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, what's a nine-letter word for "Terrific?""
• (Will) "That's easy: "Will Smith.""

• (Lisa) "Will? Is that you?"
• (Will) "Well it ain't Fat Albert."

• (Phillip Banks) "Hit the road, you little tramp."

• (Phillip Banks) "Will, going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
• (Will) "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
• (Phillip Banks) "Yes, son, I really do."
• (Will) "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"

• (Carlton) "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
• (Will) "Your prom date?"

• (Phillip Banks) "Did you see the way he was dressed?"
• (Vivian Banks) "What's wrong with it?"
• (Phillip Banks) "You hear that language?"
• (Vivian Banks) "We used slang when we were kids. Do you remember our first date? You took one look at me and said, "That is a bad dress." You could've just said it was a good dress."
• (Phillip Banks) "I could have, if I liked it. Actually, it was a bad dress."

• (Unnamed) "The police were doing their job. We were detained a couple hours, and dad came and got us out. The system worked."
• (Will) "I hope you like that system, because you're gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life."
• (Unnamed) "Not if I bring a map."
• (Will) "Man, you don't get it, do you? A map is not gonna help you. Neither is your Glee Club, or your fancy Bel-Air address, or who your daddy is. They don't care about any of that. They only see one thing."

• (Hilary) "Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit."

• (Carlton) "HEY. WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?"
• (Carlton) "WHERE IS EVERYBODY?"
• (Will) "I am definitely gonna miss you, C."

• (Ashley Banks) "All I want is for you to trust me."
• (Vivian) "Trust is a very fragile thing --"
• (Vivian) "And you're gonna have to start earning it all back."

• (Carlton) "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
• (Will) "Aw, C; you're not big."

• (Will) "Hey, hey, hey man. Man, have I told you how thin you're lookin' lately?"

• (Will) "Yo, this is better than Love Boat. This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing."
• (Phillip Banks) "Hold on just a minute, son. We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values --"
• (Hilary) "Dad, I need $300."

• (Phillip Banks) "As my father used to say, it's better to give than to receive."
• (Will) "Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn't he?"

• (Will) "Ain't no thang but a chicken wing."

• (Will) "Now, come on, the only way that my plan is gonna work is if you follow my instructions to the letter."
• (Carlton) "Great. What are the instructions?"
• (Will) ""Shut The Hell Up.""

• (Hilary) "I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that -- oh, what do you call that big, loud thing that sucks up everything?"
• (Geoffrey) "You call him Daddy."

• (Will) "I'm gonna pop that little zit when I get home."

• (Will) "I could kill that boy."
• (Geoffrey) "If you're serious, I could make some calls."

• (Will) "I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared / and said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air." / I begged and pleaded with her day after day / but she packed my suitcase and send me on my way / She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket / I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." / First class, yo this is bad / Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass / Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? / Hmmmmm, this might be alright --"

• (Hilary) "Guess what?"
• (Will) "You bought your own dinner?"
• (Hilary) "Are you insane?"

• (Will) "I- I can't take this, Uncle Phil. I, um- There's something I need to tell you."
• (Philip Banks) "What is it?"
• (Will) "Those pills that Carlton took -- um, they- they were from my locker."
• (Philip Banks) "What?"
• (Will) "Uncle Phil, I was keeping them in case I needed them --"
• (Philip Banks) "How could you be so stupid? You know you shouldn't be messing with drugs."
• (Will) "I know, Uncle Phil. Somebody gave them to me at school. I didn't mean for Carlton to take them. I mean, I didn't even know if I was gonna take them."
• (Will) "I'm sorry, Uncle Phil --"
• (Philip Banks) "Sorry?"
• (Philip Banks) "My son could have died because of you."
• (Will) "Look, I know Uncle Phil. That's all I've been thinking about. B-but you gotta believe me, Uncle Phil, I didn't mean to hurt him --"
• (Philip Banks) "Yeah, well, you did. You hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself."

• (Will) "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too."

• (Will) "Ain't nobody gonna make me forget about my fiancÈe. I love -- Lucy."

• (Will) "Uncle Phil. Man. How are you doing?"
• (Geoffrey) "I am not your uncle Philip --"
• (Will) "My fault, man. I must have got the wrong crib. I didn't know there were so many brothers living in this neighborhood. We're doing all right, huh?"
• (Geoffrey) "You have the right house. I am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler."
• (Will) "Okay. Well, I-"
• (Will) ""Cheerio" and all that rot."

• (Will) "Oh my God, Carlton. What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?"
• (Carlton) "Where? Where?"
• (Will) "Ah, never mind. It's just your head."

• (Will) "Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family."

• (Hilary) "Geoffrey, what do you know about wine?"
• (Geoffrey) "I know no-one does it better than you, Miss Hilary."

• (Geoffrey) "I'm too ashamed to talk about it, it's better if I show you --"
• (Will) "You did a porno movie?"
• (Hilary) "Eww --"

• (Will) "That's right. You'd best to press on before you get straight molly-wopped up in here."

• (Will) "Could you drop me off at the beach? No, scratch that. Drop me off a couple of blocks from the beach. The honeys will get nervous if they see me with a midget."

• (Geoffrey) "Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?"
• (Carlton) "Do I look like Roc?"
• (Will) "I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part."
• (Carlton) "Ashley, you take out the garbage."
• (Ashley Banks) "Why me?"
• (Carlton) "Because I'm bigger than you."
• (Will) "See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today."
• (Carlton) "They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters."
• (Ashley Banks) "Here, Hilary, you take it out."
• (Hilary) "Out where?"
• (Ashley Banks) "To the trash cans. You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?"
• (Hilary) "Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids."
• (Hilary) "THIS IS GROSS. I don't touch greasy, disgusting things."
• (Will) "Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards."
• (Hilary) "You take it."
• (Will) "Yo, girl."
• (Hilary) "And for your information, dinner comes first."
• (Will) "Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me."
• (Phillip Banks) "Good morning, Will."
• (Will) "Good morning, Uncle Phil."
• (Will) "Here's your lunch."
• (Phillip Banks) "Thank you."

• (Will) "Girl, if God created anything less beautiful than you, I hope He kept it for Himself."

• (Geoffrey) "Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?"

• (Vivian) "I'm as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie."
• (Phillip Banks) "Well, Vivian, so do I, but I still get things done."

• (Unnamed) "Wow."
• (Hilary) "I know."
• (Unnamed) "Hi, I'm Trevor Collins, and these are my real teeth."
• (Hilary) "Wow."
• (Unnamed) "I know."

• (Will) "Carlton, you'll never guess what happened."
• (Carlton) "well there's no since in me playing is there."

• (Will) "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
• (Carlton) "I don't have a date."
• (Will) "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet."

• (Carlton) "Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight."

• (Will) "My horoscope says that I'm gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show."
• (Hilary Banks) "Those things are stupid. What does mine say?"
• (Will) "Yours says "Be prepared for a fall. Remember, accidents may happen.""
• (Hilary Banks) "Those things are stupid."
• (Will) "I wonder what I'll name my TV show."

• (Phillip Banks) "Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?"
• (Dr. Hoover) "Penn State, my brother."
• (Phillip Banks) "Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through."
• (Dr. Hoover) "Impressive, you must of been quite an athlete in your thinner days."
• (Phillip Banks) "Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay?"
• (Dr. Hoover) "Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized."
• (Phillip Banks) "Well speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for grains and small rodents."
• (Dr. Hoover) "I think you have her confused with your moma."
• (Will) "That's it Uncle Phil, your grounded."
• (Will) "You know, I'd be happy to perscribe something for that."

• (Phillip Banks) "Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91."

• (Will) "Ashley, no."

• (Will) "Oh darn, Now Arnold will have to return his."
• (Unnamed) "I like it Hilary."
• (Philip Banks) "I agree, it's a very nice hat."
• (Unnamed) "It's Hilary's new bathing suit."
• (Philip Banks) "When fish ride bicycles."

• (Geoffrey) "I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it."

• (Vivian) "Our family had its share of surprises. You remember the time Uncle Reuben came out the closet?"
• (Helen) "How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit."

• (Will) "Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet."
• (Ashley Banks) "No, what?"
• (Will) "T-they say, "Damn, those are some big feet"."

• (Phillip Banks) "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
• (Dr. Hoover) "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."

• (Will) "Hey, Carlton. Carlton. Carlton, listen. Something terrible has happened, man. Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital."
• (Carlton) "Why? This is the greatest night of my --"
• (Unnamed) "CARLTON."
• (Will) "YO. Carlton, man --"

• (Philip Banks) "When the press hears about this they're going to have a field day."
• (Judge Robertson) "Oh, I hope so. This is just the beginning. You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo. Up pops your nephew. Parking tickets up the ying-yang. So I busted his bony butt. Pretty good, eh?"
• (Philip Banks) "Excuse me?"
• (Judge Robertson) "Oh wake up, knucklehead. You're in the big leagues now. I may be old, I may be senile, and I haven't been able to find my car for the past half hour, but I can beat you in a political campaign any day. You're dead meat, "Tiny"."

• (Will) "Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine."

• (Will) "Yo, Judge, Judge, check it, Judge. I was umm -- working if you could help a brother out -- ummm -- he's got like two grand worth of parking tickets, ummm --"
• (Will) "I-I thought he was selling condoms."

• (Will) "Hey. Kool-Aid."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Vy, I have a single brother. Well, actually he's not a brother. Well, he is a brother because he's my brother. But he's just not your kind of brother. Oh, brother."

• (Will) "Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?"
• (Phillip Banks) "Yeah, you did."
• (Will) "Got to do my first date without him, right? I learned how to ride, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had fourteen great birthdays without him; he never even sent me a damn card. The hell with him."
• (Will) "I didn't need him then, I won't need him now."
• (Phillip Banks) "Will --"
• (Will) "No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a damn thing he can teach me about how to love my kids."
• (Will) "How come he don't want me, man?"

• (Hilary) "I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. Every time we cut down a tree, it just takes us one step closer to global warming. And we must do it not just for ourselves or our children, but for all of humanity."
• (Margaret Furth) "Why, I never knew it was such a problem. I think it's great that you have the courage to want to do something about it."
• (Hilary) "Thanks. It's my passion."
• (Margaret Furth) "Where should I make a donation?"
• (Hilary) "I don't know."

• (Vivian Banks) "I can't do this anymore."
• (Will) "Look, me neither. I mean, getting woke up in the middle of the night by a naked man running around the house."
• (Geoffrey) "I'm sorry. I thought you were all asleep."
• (Will) "Not you, G --"
• (Geoffrey) "Oh, never mind."
• (Vivian Banks) "Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time."
• (Will) "But Uncle Phil was naked Aunt Viv."
• (Phillip Banks) "Shut up, Will."

• (Will) "I'm going to the-to the library."
• (Vy) "Aren't you a little overdressed?"
• (Will) "I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing."
• (Vy) "You mean the wedding?"

• (Carlton) "You know what your problem is?"
• (Will) "No, I don't --"
• (Carlton) "You're a slacker. You say you want things but you're never willing to work for it. You never make the sacrifice. You think you're just gonna charm your way through; just like your father."
• (Will) "Let me tell you something. I am nothing like my father, all right?"

• (Hilary Banks) "You were right, Will. Scott is the first guy since Trevor that I really liked, and I guess I just got scared. I guess I had to find something wrong with him."
• (Will) "And that Adams Apple thing is the best you could come up with?"
• (Hilary Banks) "Well, you know I never had a good imagination. I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs."

• (Carlton) "Whoa, hold on mister, you're all over the map."

• (Hilary) "What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?"

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