The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (season 3) Quotes

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1992 on NBC. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air stopped airing in 1993.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lasted 24 episodes.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes

• (Will) "That's right. You'd best to press on before you get straight molly-wopped up in here."

• (Carlton) "Whoa, hold on mister, you're all over the map."

• (Will) "Hey, hey, hey man. Man, have I told you how thin you're lookin' lately?"

• (Will) "I'm going to the-to the library."
• (Vy) "Aren't you a little overdressed?"
• (Will) "I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing."
• (Vy) "You mean the wedding?"

• (Will) "Now this is a story all about how / my life got twisted, turned upside down, / and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, / I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air -- / In West Philadelphia, born and raised / on the playground where I spent most of my days / Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool / and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school / when a couple of guys, they were up to no good / started making trouble in my neighbourhood / I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared / and said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air." / I whistled for a cab, and when it came near / the license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror / If anything, I could say that this cab was rare / But I thought: "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-air." / I pulled up to a house about seven or eight / and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell you later." / Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there / to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air."

• (Hilary) "Guess what?"
• (Will) "You bought your own dinner?"
• (Hilary) "Are you insane?"

• (Carlton) "HEY. WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?"
• (Carlton) "WHERE IS EVERYBODY?"
• (Will) "I am definitely gonna miss you, C."

• (Will) "Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family."

• (Vivian) "I'm as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie."
• (Phillip Banks) "Well, Vivian, so do I, but I still get things done."

• (Will) "Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested."

• (Geoffrey) "I'm too ashamed to talk about it, it's better if I show you --"
• (Will) "You did a porno movie?"
• (Hilary) "Eww --"

• (Will) "Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine."

• (Vivian Banks) "I can't do this anymore."
• (Will) "Look, me neither. I mean, getting woke up in the middle of the night by a naked man running around the house."
• (Geoffrey) "I'm sorry. I thought you were all asleep."
• (Will) "Not you, G --"
• (Geoffrey) "Oh, never mind."
• (Vivian Banks) "Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time."
• (Will) "But Uncle Phil was naked Aunt Viv."
• (Phillip Banks) "Shut up, Will."

• (Phillip Banks) "Hit the road, you little tramp."

• (Phillip Banks) "Will, going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
• (Will) "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
• (Phillip Banks) "Yes, son, I really do."
• (Will) "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"

• (Will) "Carlton, you'll never guess what happened."
• (Carlton) "well there's no since in me playing is there."

• (Carlton) "I guess it's ok to share my will."
• (Unnamed) "Carlton, I'm not dead yet."
• (Carlton) "It's a cruel world big guy and you can't be in it forever."

• (Phillip Banks) "As my father used to say, it's better to give than to receive."
• (Will) "Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn't he?"

• (Will) "Oh my God, Carlton. What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?"
• (Carlton) "Where? Where?"
• (Will) "Ah, never mind. It's just your head."

• (Phillip Banks) "Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91."

• (Geoffrey) "Miss Hilary, please, I'm still exhausted from last night."
• (Hilary) "Last night? Please. All I asked you to do was a little yard work."
• (Geoffrey) "I don't believe blacktopping your tennis court falls into that category."
• (Hilary) "You are so lazy."

• (Will) "Oh darn, Now Arnold will have to return his."
• (Unnamed) "I like it Hilary."
• (Philip Banks) "I agree, it's a very nice hat."
• (Unnamed) "It's Hilary's new bathing suit."
• (Philip Banks) "When fish ride bicycles."

• (Hilary) "Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit."

• (Will) "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too."

• (Will) "Ain't no thang but a chicken wing."

• (Carlton) "You know what your problem is?"
• (Will) "No, I don't --"
• (Carlton) "You're a slacker. You say you want things but you're never willing to work for it. You never make the sacrifice. You think you're just gonna charm your way through; just like your father."
• (Will) "Let me tell you something. I am nothing like my father, all right?"

• (Will) "I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared / and said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air." / I begged and pleaded with her day after day / but she packed my suitcase and send me on my way / She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket / I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." / First class, yo this is bad / Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass / Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? / Hmmmmm, this might be alright --"

• (Hilary) "Geoffrey, what do you know about wine?"
• (Geoffrey) "I know no-one does it better than you, Miss Hilary."

• (Hilary) "What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?"

• (Phillip Banks) "Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?"
• (Dr. Hoover) "Penn State, my brother."
• (Phillip Banks) "Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through."
• (Dr. Hoover) "Impressive, you must of been quite an athlete in your thinner days."
• (Phillip Banks) "Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay?"
• (Dr. Hoover) "Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized."
• (Phillip Banks) "Well speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for grains and small rodents."
• (Dr. Hoover) "I think you have her confused with your moma."
• (Will) "That's it Uncle Phil, your grounded."
• (Will) "You know, I'd be happy to perscribe something for that."

• (Will) "Yo, this is better than Love Boat. This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing."
• (Phillip Banks) "Hold on just a minute, son. We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values --"
• (Hilary) "Dad, I need $300."

• (Vivian) "Our family had its share of surprises. You remember the time Uncle Reuben came out the closet?"
• (Helen) "How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Vy, I have a single brother. Well, actually he's not a brother. Well, he is a brother because he's my brother. But he's just not your kind of brother. Oh, brother."

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, what's a nine-letter word for "Terrific?""
• (Will) "That's easy: "Will Smith.""

• (Will) "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
• (Carlton) "I don't have a date."
• (Will) "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet."

• (Phillip Banks) "Did you see the way he was dressed?"
• (Vivian Banks) "What's wrong with it?"
• (Phillip Banks) "You hear that language?"
• (Vivian Banks) "We used slang when we were kids. Do you remember our first date? You took one look at me and said, "That is a bad dress." You could've just said it was a good dress."
• (Phillip Banks) "I could have, if I liked it. Actually, it was a bad dress."

• (Hilary) "I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. Every time we cut down a tree, it just takes us one step closer to global warming. And we must do it not just for ourselves or our children, but for all of humanity."
• (Margaret Furth) "Why, I never knew it was such a problem. I think it's great that you have the courage to want to do something about it."
• (Hilary) "Thanks. It's my passion."
• (Margaret Furth) "Where should I make a donation?"
• (Hilary) "I don't know."

• (Will) "Hey, Carlton. Carlton. Carlton, listen. Something terrible has happened, man. Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital."
• (Carlton) "Why? This is the greatest night of my --"
• (Unnamed) "CARLTON."
• (Will) "YO. Carlton, man --"

• (Will) "Girl, if God created anything less beautiful than you, I hope He kept it for Himself."

• (Jazz) "Between you and the humpty dance, I'll have to get a metal plate on my butt."

• (Hilary Banks) "You were right, Will. Scott is the first guy since Trevor that I really liked, and I guess I just got scared. I guess I had to find something wrong with him."
• (Will) "And that Adams Apple thing is the best you could come up with?"
• (Hilary Banks) "Well, you know I never had a good imagination. I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs."

• (Carlton) "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
• (Will) "Aw, C; you're not big."

• (Will) "Aunt Viv, I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion."
• (Vivian Banks) "Good."
• (Will) "And guess what's in here?"
• (Carlton) "It's round, it's rubber and you'll never use it."

• (Will) "Yo, Judge, Judge, check it, Judge. I was umm -- working if you could help a brother out -- ummm -- he's got like two grand worth of parking tickets, ummm --"
• (Will) "I-I thought he was selling condoms."

• (Geoffrey) "I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it."

• (Unnamed) "The police were doing their job. We were detained a couple hours, and dad came and got us out. The system worked."
• (Will) "I hope you like that system, because you're gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life."
• (Unnamed) "Not if I bring a map."
• (Will) "Man, you don't get it, do you? A map is not gonna help you. Neither is your Glee Club, or your fancy Bel-Air address, or who your daddy is. They don't care about any of that. They only see one thing."

• (Phillip Banks) "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
• (Dr. Hoover) "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."

• (Lisa) "Will? Is that you?"
• (Will) "Well it ain't Fat Albert."

• (Will) "Carlton, I think you've been deprived of oxygen at birth."

• (Will) "I could kill that boy."
• (Geoffrey) "If you're serious, I could make some calls."

• (Will) "I'm gonna pop that little zit when I get home."

• (Unnamed) "Wow."
• (Hilary) "I know."
• (Unnamed) "Hi, I'm Trevor Collins, and these are my real teeth."
• (Hilary) "Wow."
• (Unnamed) "I know."

• (Hilary) "Face it, you're a taker."
• (Carlton) "Oh, I'M a taker, Miss 'Daddy, can I have five-hundred dollars?'"
• (Hilary) "Oh, right, Mister 'Hey Big Guy, how about a copy of your will in case something happens to you?'"
• (Carlton) "That's called prudent planning."
• (Hilary) "Yeah, if your last name is Menendez."

• (Will) "Hey. Kool-Aid."

• (Will) "Hey Hil', what's so funny?"
• (Hilary) "Oh, Carlton just told a joke."
• (Will) "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."

• (Will) "Could you drop me off at the beach? No, scratch that. Drop me off a couple of blocks from the beach. The honeys will get nervous if they see me with a midget."

• (Philip Banks) "When the press hears about this they're going to have a field day."
• (Judge Robertson) "Oh, I hope so. This is just the beginning. You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo. Up pops your nephew. Parking tickets up the ying-yang. So I busted his bony butt. Pretty good, eh?"
• (Philip Banks) "Excuse me?"
• (Judge Robertson) "Oh wake up, knucklehead. You're in the big leagues now. I may be old, I may be senile, and I haven't been able to find my car for the past half hour, but I can beat you in a political campaign any day. You're dead meat, "Tiny"."

• (Hilary) "I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that -- oh, what do you call that big, loud thing that sucks up everything?"
• (Geoffrey) "You call him Daddy."

• (Will) "My horoscope says that I'm gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show."
• (Hilary Banks) "Those things are stupid. What does mine say?"
• (Will) "Yours says "Be prepared for a fall. Remember, accidents may happen.""
• (Hilary Banks) "Those things are stupid."
• (Will) "I wonder what I'll name my TV show."

• (Will) "Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet."
• (Ashley Banks) "No, what?"
• (Will) "T-they say, "Damn, those are some big feet"."

• (Will) "I- I can't take this, Uncle Phil. I, um- There's something I need to tell you."
• (Philip Banks) "What is it?"
• (Will) "Those pills that Carlton took -- um, they- they were from my locker."
• (Philip Banks) "What?"
• (Will) "Uncle Phil, I was keeping them in case I needed them --"
• (Philip Banks) "How could you be so stupid? You know you shouldn't be messing with drugs."
• (Will) "I know, Uncle Phil. Somebody gave them to me at school. I didn't mean for Carlton to take them. I mean, I didn't even know if I was gonna take them."
• (Will) "I'm sorry, Uncle Phil --"
• (Philip Banks) "Sorry?"
• (Philip Banks) "My son could have died because of you."
• (Will) "Look, I know Uncle Phil. That's all I've been thinking about. B-but you gotta believe me, Uncle Phil, I didn't mean to hurt him --"
• (Philip Banks) "Yeah, well, you did. You hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself."

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