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The Fire (The Office) Quotes

The Fire (The Office) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Fire completed its run in 1970.

The Fire (The Office) Quotes

  • (Jim Halpert) "All right, let's move on. Let's move on to the main event, "Who would you do?""
  • (Kevin) "Present company excluded?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Not necessarily."
  • (Kevin) "Pam."
  • (Oscar) "Pam."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Um -- Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll finish explaining the rules. Let me explain it first and then --"
  • (Michael Scott) "Roy? Who would you do, Roy?"
  • (Roy) "Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?"
  • (Angela) "My name is Angela."
  • (Roy) "Hey, Angela."
  • (Roy) "Roy, nice to meet you."
  • (Michael Scott) "All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's -- Jim? You're next. Who would you do?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Um, Kevin, hands down."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling."
  • (Michael Scott) "Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,"
  • (Michael Scott) "'cause he's gonna own his own business."
  • (Roy) "You're all gay."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Question: is there firewood on the island?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "I guess."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Then I would bring an ax, no books."
  • (Jim Halpert) "No, it has to be a book, Dwight."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Fine. "Physician's Desk Reference.""
  • (Jim Halpert) "Nice. Smart."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?"

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