The Family Stone Quotes

The Family Stone is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Family Stone ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael London as producer, Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score, and Jonathan Brown as head of cinematography.

The Family Stone is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Family Stone is 104 minutes long. The Family Stone is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Elizabeth Reaser as Ben Stone, Sarah Jessica Parker as Meredith Morton, Elizabeth Reaser as Amy Stone, Brian J. White as Patrick Thomas, Tyrone Giordano as Thad Stone, Jamie Kaler as John Trousdale, Dermot Mulroney as Everett Stone, Craig T. Nelson as Kelly Stone, and Elizabeth Reaser as Susannah Stone.

The Family Stone Quotes

Elizabeth Reaser as Amy Stone

• (Sybil Stone) "He's gonna ask me for that ring --"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Mom, enough about the ring."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "You were shovelling snow."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I -- What?"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Are you comfortable?"

• (Elizabeth Reaser) ""And now," cried Max, "Let the wild rumpus start.""

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Calm down. You've been drinking Cokes all day."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Hey. I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "So, uh, where's dad?"
• (Sybil Stone) "He ran away. Joined the circus"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Better circus."
• (Brian J. White) "Yeah. Less clowns."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Hey. Is this houndstooth?"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Yep. Filene's Bargain Basement."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "She has got this throat-clearing tick -- it's like she's digging for clams."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "I'd want a little black baby."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "You already have a little black baby."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Can ya dig it."

• (Elizabeth Reaser) "You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it."

Sarah Jessica Parker as Meredith Morton

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "HELLO. I'M MEREDITH. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU."
• (Tyrone Giordano) "why's she shouting?"

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Isn't there anybody that loves me?"

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I hope I'm not putting anyone out."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Me. You're putting, me out."

• (Sybil Stone) "Are those mushrooms?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Yes, those are mushrooms."
• (Brian J. White) "Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "He is?"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er -- OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Oh, well -- I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus --"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Are those mushrooms?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I DIDN'T KNOW."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I don't care whether you like me or not."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Of course you do."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Brad? Brad Stevenson? Aren't you the guy who popped Amy's cherry?"

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I'm just as good as any of you."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Maybe better."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "What's so great about you guys?"
• (Sybil Stone) "Oh, nothing. It's just that we're all that we've got."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I slept with your brother."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "You slept with who?"
• (Tyrone Giordano) "Do not look at me."

Brian J. White as Patrick Thomas

• (Brian J. White) "That's beautiful."
• (Tyrone Giordano) "So are you."

• (Brian J. White) "Ooh. "Billy Don't Be a Hero"."
• (Tyrone Giordano) "Yes. THANK you."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "That's a song?"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Yes, it's a song. You've heard it."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Whose clue was that? It's not very -- it's not good."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Ahem."

• (Brian J. White) "Well, Amy never likes anyone."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Patrick. I love you."
• (Tyrone Giordano) "That took years."

Craig T. Nelson as Kelly Stone

• (Craig T. Nelson) "You want a brownie?"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "No thanks."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "They're good."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "So -- it's worse this time -- isn't it?"
• (Craig T. Nelson) "What do you mean?"
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "Mom -- Dad. I mean Mom."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "It's not good. We only found out a couple of weeks ago."
• (Elizabeth Reaser) "But she'd known longer than that."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Well, we weren't sure. And she wanted to wait, you know -- until after Christmas to tell you kids."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I know man, I know."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "We will try to welcome her back in, like a civilized family might."

Dermot Mulroney as Everett Stone

• (Sybil Stone) "Merry Christmas."
• (Sybil Stone) "Don't be a jerk. I said Merry Christmas."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Dad put you up to this."
• (Sybil Stone) "I think you and I need to get something straight."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Here we go."
• (Sybil Stone) "Not now, Kelly."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "All right, OK."
• (Sybil Stone) "Jesus, Kelly. Not now."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "OK -- all right. Hey Everett."
• (Sybil Stone) "You've had a charmed life, kid."
• (Sybil Stone) "I blame myself."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Mom -- you've never made anybody's life easier."
• (Sybil Stone) "What the hell do you know about it?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Oh, I know a little."
• (Sybil Stone) "I'm sick, honey."
• (Sybil Stone) "And you can't fix it. Not even by getting married."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Mom --"
• (Sybil Stone) "What?"
• (Sybil Stone) "Hey, I know this is probably a tall order, but I need you to do me a favor, and try not to be so perfect."
• (Sybil Stone) "All right?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "I'm far from perfect."
• (Sybil Stone) "I hate to see you miss out on something -- because you have this picture in your mind or you thought you can change something you can't. I'd hate to see you not find what you really want. Oh, but Everett -- it's your ring -- it's your decision."

Jamie Kaler as John Trousdale

• (Jamie Kaler) "First thing's first: Who's Amy making out with in the ambulance?"

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