The Expendables 2 Quotes

The Expendables 2 is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Expendables 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features Avi Lerner, Danny Lerner, Kevin King Templeton, and Les Weldon as producer, Brian Tyler (composer) in charge of musical score, and Shelly Johnson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Expendables 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Expendables 2 is 103 minutes long. The Expendables 2 is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross, Chuck Norris as Booker, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench, Bruce Willis as Church, Jason Statham as Lee Christmas, Dolph Lundgren as Gunner Jensen, Terry Crews as Hale Caesar, Yu Nan as Maggie, Randy Couture as Toll Road, Jet Li as Yin Yang, Jean-Claude Van Damme as Vilain, and Scott Adkins as Hector.

The Expendables 2 Quotes

Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?"

• (Sylvester Stallone) "What are you doing here?"
• (Chuck Norris) "Moving on. You killed all my business."

• (Sylvester Stallone) ""Hello, darlin'.""
• (Jason Statham) "Hello, darlin'."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "I thought you were the Lone Wolf."
• (Chuck Norris) "Sometimes, it's fun to run with the pack."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "You know how to carve a turkey?"

• (Sylvester Stallone) "You got guts -- No common sense --"

• (Sylvester Stallone) "I got an idea. And your ego, I think you're gonna love it."
• (Jason Statham) "My ego?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Your ego."
• (Jason Statham) "What do you mean, my ego?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You've got a big ego."
• (Jason Statham) "Well, check your ego out."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Oh, please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur. Huge."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Rest in pieces."

• (Sylvester Stallone) "Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through this."
• (Jason Statham) "Of course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "She cheated on you."
• (Jason Statham) "It was a half-cheat."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Which is?"
• (Jason Statham) "The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Murky. I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene."
• (Jason Statham) "I should stab you in the heart."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Too late."

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I'll be back."
• (Bruce Willis) "You've been back enough. I'll be back."
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Yippee-ki-yay."

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I'm back."

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I need a weapon. Something big."
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Yours."
• (Terry Crews) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. My big weapon's hangin' right where it is."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Come on, Caesar. You got a backup."
• (Terry Crews) "If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated."
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "In your dreams."

• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Who's next? Rambo?"

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Vilain

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Now we know where it is. Right. Right."
• (Scott Adkins) "Okay. I know what to do."
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Good, I want the plutonium out in three days."
• (Scott Adkins) "Three days?"
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "I have people ready to pay four million a kilo now. Three days."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Over so soon? I want my money's worth. Come on. Get up."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Coming right up."
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Going back down."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Let's make it more dramatic."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutonium is powerful enough to change the balance of the world. So, imagine what 5 tons would do."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Ironic. Here we are, you and I. And your knife. You're going to die. Like him. What his name? What did you call him? What does it matter?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Come on, Vilain. Somebody's dying. Come on, Vilain. Come on, Vilain. Come on."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Get up, Vilain. Get up. Now turn around. Turn around, sheep."
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Now what?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "His name was Billy."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "You must want to hurt me bad."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Are you afraid of me?"
• (Bill 'The Kid' Timmons) "No, I'm not."
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "You should be."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Don't challenge me."

• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Respect is everything. Without respect, we are just people. Common, s***ty people."
• (Bill 'The Kid' Timmons) "I'm sorry, sir."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "It's not your fault -- Now what?"
• (Jean-Claude Van Damme) "We are both fighting men. And I respect that. But fighting men, they don't deserve to be killed like sheep. But, respect -- must be taught."

Jason Statham as Lee Christmas

• (Jason Statham) "Can you hold them off?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Yeah, maybe with a tank."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Oh, s***."
• (Jason Statham) "What?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "They've got a tank."

• (Jason Statham) "By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

• (Jason Statham) "What's the plan?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Track him, find him, kill him."

• (Jason Statham) "Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late."

• (Jason Statham) "Remember when you could do that?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "No, do you?"

Randy Couture as Toll Road

• (Randy Couture) "Beware, beware, walk with care / Care for what you do / Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay boom."

• (Randy Couture) "Oh. This tastes like s***."
• (Randy Couture) "How's yours?"
• (Terry Crews) "Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice."
• (Randy Couture) "One choice?"
• (Terry Crews) "It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?"
• (Randy Couture) "What the hell's wrong with cereal?"
• (Dolph Lundgren) "It's cliché."
• (Terry Crews) "You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear s***."
• (Randy Couture) "For the record, my hearing is 20/20."
• (Terry Crews) "Barney?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Donuts and most food that kills ya."
• (Terry Crews) "That's deep, man."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "You think so?"
• (Terry Crews) "Maggie?"
• (Yu Nan) "Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy."
• (Yu Nan) "But I like Italian, too."
• (Terry Crews) "I'm starting to think Italian's overrated."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "But I'd really die for some Chinese."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Then you're gonna starve to death."

Yu Nan as Maggie

• (Yu Nan) "Can I ask you something?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Sure, go ahead."
• (Yu Nan) "Why are you so nervous around me?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I don't get nervous, Maggie."
• (Yu Nan) "Then what is it?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I just like keeping a distance."
• (Yu Nan) "Is it because you don't want to know anymore people?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Let's just say bad things have happened to people I've gotten close to."
• (Yu Nan) "Not a good way to live."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I know."

• (Yu Nan) "If you need me, call me, or I'll kill you."

• (Yu Nan) "I can get him to talk, and without so much effort."
• (Jason Statham) "What's she gonna do, give him a pedicure?"

Dolph Lundgren as Gunner Jensen

• (Dolph Lundgren) "Booker. You're the one people call the Lone Wolf?"
• (Chuck Norris) "I've been called that. But I have mellowed."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Not that much."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "Now that's some real Chinese take out."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "Who am I gonna pick on?"
• (Jet Li) "You find some other minority."

• (Dolph Lundgren) "I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock."
• (Jason Statham) "What's he doing?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Probably making a bomb."
• (Jason Statham) "You serious?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Ask him."
• (Jason Statham) "What you doing, Gunner?"
• (Dolph Lundgren) "I'm making a bomb. You mind?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "A maniac with brains."
• (Jason Statham) "Scary."

Bruce Willis as Church

• (Bruce Willis) "Did you win?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "I think so."
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Well, where's the proof?"
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Heads up."
• (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Nice touch."

• (Bruce Willis) "Barney Ross."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "What do you want from me, Church?"
• (Bruce Willis) "Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney? You made me a deal with me. You gave me your word. And you end up blowing up half of Vilena, punching holes and a bowie knife through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag. But what breaks my heart is that you stole $5 million from me. And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo. No sunlight. But I kept you out."
• (Sylvester Stallone) "Great."
• (Bruce Willis) "Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back. Today is that day."

Terry Crews as Hale Caesar

• (Terry Crews) "Great. Just what I need. 50-year-old pizza."

• (Terry Crews) "This is weird."
• (Dolph Lundgren) "It's like home."

Scott Adkins as Hector

• (Scott Adkins) "Anybody else tired?"

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