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The Emperor's New Groove Quotes

The Emperor's New Groove is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Emperor's New Groove stopped airing in 1970.

It features Randy Fullmer as producer, and John Debney in charge of musical score.

The Emperor's New Groove is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Emperor's New Groove is 77 minutes long. The Emperor's New Groove is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Patrick Warburton as Kronk, David Spade as Kuzco, John Goodman as Pacha, Wendie Malick as ChiCha, Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz as Chaca, and David Spade as Kuzko.

The Emperor's New Groove Quotes

David Spade as Kuzco

  • (David Spade) "This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth."
  • (David Spade) "So -- who's in my chaaaaaair?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh, oh. I know. Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?"
  • (David Spade) "Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack."
  • (David Spade) "And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk."
  • (David Spade) "Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me ?"
  • (David Spade) "You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, yeah. This is the real me."
  • (David Spade) "Not this."
  • (David Spade) "This --"
  • (David Spade) "Not this."
  • (David Spade) "Winner --"
  • (David Spade) "Loser."
  • (David Spade) "Hit the road, Bucky."
  • (David Spade) "Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?"
  • (John Goodman) "No, no, no. It's -- It's okay. This is all right. We can figure this out."
  • (David Spade) "I hate you."
  • (David Spade) "There's two people in there looking for you."
  • (David Spade) "Who?"
  • (John Goodman) "A big guy and a skinny old woman."
  • (David Spade) "Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?"
  • (John Goodman) "Oh, yeah."
  • (David Spade) "That's Yzma and Kronk. I'm saved."
  • (Yzma) "But -- but Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for -- for many, many years."
  • (David Spade) "Hey, everyone hits their stride. You just hit yours fifty years ago."
  • (Old Man) "Now you stop being hard on yourself; all is forgiven."
  • (David Spade) "You sure?"
  • (Old Man) "Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel."
  • (David Spade) "Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't -- Somebody's throwin' stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?"
  • (David Spade) "Okay, why does she even have that lever?"
  • (David Spade) "D'oh. You threw off my groove."
  • (Guard) "I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
  • (Old Man) "Sooooorry."
  • (David Spade) "Woo-yeah. Look at me and my bad self. I snatched you right out of the air. "Ooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me." Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh."
  • (John Goodman) "You just saved my life."
  • (David Spade) "When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye."
  • (David Spade) "Gah. You threw off my groove,"
  • (Guard) "I'm sorry but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
  • (Old Man) "Sorry."
  • (David Spade) "When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?"
  • (John Goodman) "Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude."
  • (David Spade) "He's -- what, in his late twenties?"
  • (Yzma) "Hehe -- I'm -- not sure."
  • (David Spade) "I am one hungry king of the world."
  • (David Spade) "Whoa. Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? What the --"
  • (David Spade) "How long has that been there?"
  • (David Spade) "So, you lied to me."
  • (John Goodman) "I did?"
  • (David Spade) "Yeah. You said when the sun hits this ridge just right, these hills sing. Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills and I did not hear any singing."
  • (David Spade) "So, I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill. Thank you."
  • (John Goodman) "Heh. Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?"
  • (David Spade) "No, no, I'm sharp. I'm on it."
  • (David Spade) "Looks like you and your family are stuck on the tuneless hilltop forever, pal."
  • (John Goodman) "You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us. In case you're interested."
  • (David Spade) "Boo-yeah."
  • (David Spade) "Wait a minute. I remember you. I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me. Oh. And you turned me into a llama."
  • (John Goodman) "What? No, I did not."
  • (David Spade) "Yes, and then you kidnapped me."
  • (John Goodman) "Why would I kidnap a llama?"
  • (David Spade) "I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."
  • (John Goodman) "What?"
  • (David Spade) "You're right. That's giving you way too much credit."
  • (David Spade) "Boo-yah. Welcome to Kuzcotopia, my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide."
  • (David Spade) "Scary jungle. Right."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, a leaf. Oh, it might attack me. Oh, it's a scary tree. I'm afraid. Please. Never find my way? I'm the Emperor, and as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction. Okay, where am I?"
  • (Bug in jungle) "Help me. Help me."
  • (Bug in jungle) "Too late --"
  • (David Spade) "Ok -- that's the freakiest thing I've ever seen --"
  • (David Spade) "You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty."
  • (David Spade) "If you had done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little "kiss of life"."
  • (David Spade) "What is this guy babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up."
  • (Yzma) "Looking for this?"
  • (David Spade) "No. It can't be. How did you get back here before us?"
  • (Yzma) "Uh --"
  • (Yzma) "-- how did we, Kronk?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense."
  • (Yzma) "Oh, well."
  • (David Spade) "Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah. This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That's right -- I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco -- Emperor Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I'll tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense."
  • (David Spade) "All right, now see. That's a little too far back. Ooh. Look at me. That's me as a baby."
  • (David Spade) "Ahem. All right, let's move ahead."
  • (David Spade) "Hey, tiny. I wanna get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now let's go."
  • (John Goodman) "Build your summer house somewhere else."
  • (David Spade) "You wanna run that by me again?"
  • (John Goodman) "I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else."
  • (David Spade) "I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer."
  • (David Spade) "I don't make deals with peasants."
  • (David Spade) "We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials. I'm picking the next one."
  • (John Goodman) "Fine by me."
  • (David Spade) "Give me that one."
  • (David Spade) "Don't you say a word."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, and by the way, you're fired."
  • (Yzma) "Fired? W-W-What do you mean, "fired"?"
  • (David Spade) "Um, how else can I say it? "You're being let go." "Your department's being downsized." "You're part of an outplacement." "We're going in a different direction." "We're not picking up your option." Take your pick. I got more."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, he's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
  • (David Spade) "Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal, be a friend?"
  • (David Spade) "Yay. I'm a llama again."
  • (David Spade) "Wait --"
  • (David Spade) "Boom, baby."
  • (David Spade) "I can't believe this is happening."
  • (Yzma) "Then I bet you weren't expecting this."
  • (Yzma) "Aha."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, okay."
  • (David Spade) "Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?"
  • (Yzma) "Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired."
  • (Yzma) "I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you."
  • (David Spade) "It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy."

Patrick Warburton as Kronk

  • (Yzma) "Are you talking to that squirrel?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Please continue."
  • (Yzma) "Why me? Why me? Why me? Why?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day."
  • (Yzma) "Oh, a talking llama? Do tell."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you."
  • (Yzma) "Well, then you ask him."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hate being in the middle."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin'."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Back. Elbow. Shoulder."
  • (Yzma) "Why, I practically raised him."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better."
  • (Yzma) "Yeah, go figure."
  • (Yzma) "So, is everything ready for tonight?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that."
  • (Yzma) "Not the dinner. You know --"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
  • (Yzma) "Yes. That poison."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Got you covered."
  • (Yzma) "Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hey, don't I know you?"
  • (John Goodman) "I -- I don't think so."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Wrestled you in high school."
  • (John Goodman) "I don't remember that, no."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Metal shop? Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles. C'mon, you gotta help me out here."
  • (John Goodman) "Look, I don't think we've ever met, but -- I gotta go."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Don't worry, I'll think of it."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo. I am loving this."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "The peasant, at the diner."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "He didn't pay his check."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "It's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart. He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Kuzco. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together. Yzma."
  • (Yzma) "What?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Aah."
  • (Yzma) "This had better be good."
  • (Waitress) "Ordering. Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "My acorn is missing."
  • (Unnamed) "Squeak, squeakin', squeak, squeakity."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Did you eat the acorn?"
  • (Unnamed) "Squeaker, squeak, squeak, squeakin'?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "You owe me a new acorn."
  • (Unnamed) "Squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeaker --"
  • (Yzma Kitty) "Squeakin'."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "I'm so proud of you guys."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Woohoo. Faster, faster. Yzma, put your hands in the air."
  • (Yzma) "Take him out of town and finish the job now."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "What about dinner?"
  • (Yzma) "Kronk, this is kind of important."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "How about dessert?"
  • (Yzma) "Well, I suppose there's time for dessert."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "And coffee?"
  • (Yzma) "All right. A quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB."
  • (Yzma) "Take it, Kronk. Oh ho ho. Feel the power."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh -- I can feel it."
  • (Yzma) "Our moment of triumph approaches. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's dinner time."
  • (Yzma) "That's it, Kronk. Break the door down."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hey, d'you see that sky today? Talk about blue."
  • (Yzma) "Make me the special. And hold the gravy."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Check. Pickup."
  • (David Spade) "You know what? On second thought, make my omelette a meat pie."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Meat pie. Check."
  • (Yzma) "Kronk. Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "I'll have to charge you full price."
  • (Yzma) "Ooh."
  • (David Spade) "Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?"
  • (Yzma) "Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Cheddar spuds coming up."
  • (David Spade) "Spuds yes, cheese no."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Hold the cheese."
  • (Yzma) "No, I want the cheese."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Cheese it is."
  • (David Spade) "Cheese me no "likee.""
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Cheese out."
  • (Yzma) "Cheese in."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Ah, come on. Make up your mind."
  • (David Spade) "Okay, okay, on second thought --"
  • (David Spade) "-- make my potatoes a salad."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy. He's got that sissy stringy music thing."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "Robe."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "But what does that have to do with anything?"
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "No, no. He's got a point."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so, uh, begone -- or, uh, y'know, however I get rid of you guys."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "That'll work."
  • (Yzma Kitty) "I win."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "What are the odds of that trap door leadin' me out here?"
  • (Yzma) "And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince, taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his eighteenth birthday."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Poor little guy."
  • (Yzma) "His legacy will live in our hearts --"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "He never had a chance."
  • (Yzma) "-- for all eternity."
  • (Yzma) "Well, he ain't getting any deader. Back to work."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "My shoulder angel."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "Oh, come off it."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "You come off it."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "You."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "You."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Angel) "You."
  • (Kronk's Shoulder Devil) "You infinity."
  • (Yzma) "Let me see that vial."
  • (Yzma) "This isn't poison. This is extract of -- llama."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
  • (Yzma) "Kronk, the emperor needs his -- drink."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Right. Oh --"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "-- riiiiiiggghhht."
  • (David Spade) "Hey, Kronky, everything okay back there?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Oh, uh, the drinks were a bit on the, uh --"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "-- warm side. Hehe. Hey, did ya see that sky today? Talk about blue."
  • (Yzma) "Yes, Kronk. Riveting. A toast, to the emperor. Long live Kuzco."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Don't drink the wine. Poison."

John Goodman as Pacha

  • (John Goodman) "Don't worry your highness, I gotcha."
  • (John Goodman) "Kuzco."
  • (David Spade) "Yeah?"
  • (John Goodman) "Quick, pull me up."
  • (David Spade) "No, I don't think I will."
  • (John Goodman) "You're gonna leave me here?"
  • (David Spade) "Well, I was gonna have you imprisoned for life, but I kinda like this better."
  • (John Goodman) "I thought you were a changed man."
  • (David Spade) "Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace."
  • (John Goodman) "So all of it was a lie?"
  • (David Spade) "Well yeah. No, wait -- Oh, yeah, it all was a lie. Toodles."
  • (John Goodman) "What happened?"
  • (Old Man) "Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove."
  • (John Goodman) "What?"
  • (Old Man) "His groove. The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window."
  • (John Goodman) "Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today."
  • (Old Man) "Don't throw off his groove."
  • (John Goodman) "Oh, okay."
  • (Old Man) "Bewaaare, the grooove."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey, are you gonna be all right?"
  • (Old Man) "Grooove --"
  • (John Goodman) "Uh-oh."
  • (David Spade) "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • (John Goodman) "Yep."
  • (David Spade) "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
  • (John Goodman) "Most likely."
  • (David Spade) "Bring it on."
  • (John Goodman) "Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama."
  • (John Goodman) "I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over."
  • (David Spade) "Well, that makes you ugly and stupid."
  • (John Goodman) "Let's end this."
  • (David Spade) "Ladies first."
  • (John Goodman) "Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself."
  • (David Spade) "Thanks for that. I'll log that away."
  • (John Goodman) "We're on our honeymoon."
  • (Waitress) "Bless you for coming out in public."
  • (Tipo) "Dad. I ate a bug today."
  • (John Goodman) "Oh. Was Mom baking again? Heh. Don't tell her I said that."
  • (Wendie Malick) "I heard that."
  • (John Goodman) "But, but, um, where will we live?"
  • (David Spade) "Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Pacha, you just missed your relatives."
  • (John Goodman) "My relatives?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, we just sent them up to your house."
  • (John Goodman) "What'd they look like?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well there was this big guy, and this older woman who was -- well, how would you describe her?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, scary beyond all reason?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's it."
  • (John Goodman) "For the last time, it was not a kiss."
  • (David Spade) "Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting."
  • (John Goodman) "That's for going back on your promise."
  • (David Spade) "Yeah. And that's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village. Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy."
  • (John Goodman) "We shook hands on it."
  • (David Spade) "You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is --"
  • (David Spade) "-- you need hands."
  • (John Goodman) "Emperor Kuzco?"
  • (David Spade) "Yeah. Who did you think you were talking to?"
  • (John Goodman) "Um -- How did -- uh -- you don't -- look like the emperor."
  • (David Spade) "What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?"
  • (John Goodman) "Um -- do this."
  • (David Spade) "What is this, some little game you country folk like to play?"
  • (David Spade) "It can't be. I --"
  • (David Spade) "My face. My beautiful, beautiful face. I'm an ugly, stinky llama. Wah-hah-hah. Llama face."
  • (John Goodman) "Okay, once we cross this bridge, it's just an hour to your palace."
  • (David Spade) "Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath."
  • (John Goodman) "I believe it."
  • (David Spade) "What's that?"
  • (John Goodman) "Nothing."
  • (John Goodman) "Where'd you come from, little guy?"
  • (David Spade) "No -- touchy."
  • (John Goodman) "Demon llama."
  • (David Spade) "Demon llama? Where?"
  • (Unnamed) "Maaah."
  • (David Spade) "Aaah."

Wendie Malick as ChiCha

  • (Wendie Malick) "I gotta go wash something."
  • (Wendie Malick) "So what did the emperor want?"
  • (John Goodman) "Uh, you know what? He couldn't see me."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Couldn't see you? Why not?"
  • (John Goodman) "I don't know."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Well, that's just rude."
  • (John Goodman) "Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy."
  • (Wendie Malick) "No no no no. Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy. If it were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him. You know I would."
  • (John Goodman) "Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Pacha, I'm fine. This baby's not coming out for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind. That kind of behavior just, just --"
  • (Wendie Malick) "I gotta go wash something."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Okay, everybody. Move aside."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Lady with a baby comin' through."
  • (Wendie Malick) "What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle."
  • (Yzma) "There is no handle in here."
  • (Wendie Malick) "There's not? Are you sure?"
  • (Yzma) "All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Er, don't you mean or?"
  • (Yzma) "Err, tell us where the talking lhama is or we'll burn your house to the ground."
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction."
  • (Wendie Malick) "As I said before, you may remember, Pacha is not here. I'll be sure to tell him you stopped by."
  • (Yzma) "Oh, would you please? That would be just great."
  • (Yzma) "Oops. Silly me."
  • (Wendie Malick) "No no, allow me."
  • (Yzma) "She's hiding something. When I give the word we search the house."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Ok, but I still have 94 monkeys to go."
  • (Wendie Malick) "So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha?"
  • (Yzma) "Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Uh-huh."
  • (Yzma) "Isn't that right, Kronk?"
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "One fell off and bumped his head."
  • (Tipo) "Dad, look out."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Tipo, what is it?"
  • (Tipo) "I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death."
  • (Wendie Malick) "It's all right, it's all right."
  • (Tipo) "It was awful."
  • (Wendie Malick) "It's okay, Tipo, calm down, it was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor."
  • (Tipo) "Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right."
  • (Wendie Malick) "That's right."
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama."
  • (Tipo) "Yeah, like that would ever happen."
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "It could."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Nuh-uh."
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "Yeah-hah."
  • (Tipo) "Nuh-uh."
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "Yeah-haaaaah."
  • (Wendie Malick) "Good night, you two."
  • (Kellyann Kelso and Eli Russell Linnetz) "Night, Mom."

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