The Ellen DeGeneres Show Quotes

The Ellen DeGeneres Show is a Talk show that was first aired in 2003 on Broadcast syndication. The Ellen DeGeneres Show completed its run in 1970.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was on for 16 seasons and 2,582 (as of April 19, 2019) episodes. The Ellen DeGeneres Show is executive produced by Andy Lassner, Ed Glavin, Ellen DeGeneres, Jim Paratore, and Mary Connelly. The Ellen DeGeneres Show is created by Ellen DeGeneres.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show is 38-42 minutes long. The Ellen DeGeneres Show is produced by A Very Good Production; Telepictures; E. W. Scripps Company, and WAD Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution (USA).

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hello?"
• (Unnamed) "Hi. Madonna? Is that you?"

• (Unnamed) "I play an evil scientist in The Shaggy Dog, and I'm a lot like the character I play. Except I'm not evil."
• (Unnamed) "Or a scientist."
• (Unnamed) "This is one of those moments I just need to to stop and recollect my thoughts."

• (Unnamed) "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

• (Unnamed) "You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools."

• (Unnamed) "Now before we continue on, is it, do I call you "sir"?"
• (Unnamed) "King."

• (Unnamed) "You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'"

• (Unnamed) "Make me dance Tony."

• (Unnamed) "I'll try and keep them happy. Maybe I'll bring them flowers."
• (Unnamed) "Yeh, ghosts like flowers."
• (Unnamed) "Do you know what kind?"
• (Unnamed) "-- forget-me-nots?"

• (Unnamed) "They eat grass."
• (Audience Member) "Hippies."
• (Unnamed) "No, it's horses. Hippies don't eat grass"

• (Unnamed) "You know, winning is not important. It's about how you feel about yourself. And of course, you're gonna feel a whole lot better about yourself if you win."

• (Unnamed) "Kaaaaa."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, where are you from?"
• (Stand-In DJ) "I was born in Sydney, Australia, but I moved here fourteen years ago."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well in case no-one has said it yet, welcome to our country."

• (Unnamed) "I'm really glad that high jeans are coming back in fashion, cause you know how all the jeans are low now? And cause, you know, sometimes I have to bend down"
• (Unnamed) "No, but it's really good higher jeans are coming back in fashion. Remember the jeans back in the 80's? That kinda high was good. But any higher and they'd be strapless jeans."

• (Unnamed) "Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep."

• (Unnamed) "Oh -- mama."

• (Unnamed) "Am I right, ladies?"

• (Hand Puppet) "It wouldn't have worked out anyway."
• (Unnamed) "Why's that?"
• (Hand Puppet) "I was dating a sock."
• (Unnamed) "Oh"
• (Hand Puppet) "And we never went anywhere."
• (Unnamed) "Well that's no good."
• (Hand Puppet) "Yeh, and one day he went into the dryer and never came back."

• (Unnamed) "What's it like to be you?"
• (Unnamed) "Weird, man."

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