The Dukes of Hazzard (film) Quotes

The Dukes of Hazzard (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Dukes of Hazzard completed its run in 1970.

It features Bill Gerber as producer, Nathan Barr in charge of musical score, and Lawrence Sher as head of cinematography.

The Dukes of Hazzard (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Dukes of Hazzard (film) is 104 minutes long. The Dukes of Hazzard (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse, Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke, Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke, Lynda Carter as Pauline, Seann William Scott as Bo Duke, Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg, Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite, David Koechner as Cooter, Kevin Heffernan as Sheev, M. C. Gainey as Cop, Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate, Nikki Griffin as Katie Johnson, Steve Lemme appears as Mr. Pullman, M. C. Gainey as Rosco P. Coltrane, Junior Brown as The Balladeer, and Steve Lemme appears as Jimmy.

The Dukes of Hazzard (film) Quotes

M. C. Gainey as Rosco P. Coltrane

• (M. C. Gainey) "All units. I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of s*** orange car."
• (Seann William Scott) "Piece of? -- you son of a bitch."

• (M. C. Gainey) "It appears them Duke boys made off with your safe."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I am officially upgrading the Dukes from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side, and if they happen to elevate themselves to "pain in my ass""
• (Burt Reynolds) ", I'm gonna boil you."

• (M. C. Gainey) "I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of s*** orange car."
• (Seann William Scott) "Piece of?; son of a bitch."

• (M. C. Gainey) "What seems to be the problem, sugar?"
• (Jessica Simpson) "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."

Seann William Scott as Bo Duke

• (Seann William Scott) "Hey Man, don't hit him. That's AJ Foyt."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Really?"
• (Race Car Driver #1) "The Fourth."

• (Campus Cop #1) "Do you know how fast you were going?"
• (Seann William Scott) "What?"
• (Campus Cop #2) "How fast you were going."
• (Seann William Scott) "Ten?"
• (Campus Cop #1) "Eight."
• (Seann William Scott) "Isn't the speed limit ten?"
• (Campus Cop #1) "Yeah. It is."

• (Seann William Scott) "Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again. I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it."
• (Seann William Scott) "Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it."

• (Seann William Scott) "Okay where's the highway?"
• (Nikki Griffin) "I don't know don't you have a map?"
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Wait."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "i got it -- Turn left up here. Tur left. turn left."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Dammit. I said left."
• (Seann William Scott) "I thought you said your left."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "My left is your left."
• (Seann William Scott) "I'm going to need these directions faster alright."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "It's okay. I know exactly where wer'e at"

• (Seann William Scott) "f*** me running."

• (Seann William Scott) "Man, I'm already tired of walking."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Yea, but you need the exercise though, them jeans are looking tighter than Daisy's."

• (Seann William Scott) "Hey, Roscoe."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Hi, Boo-Boo."

• (Seann William Scott) "What's the purpose of this circle?"

• (Seann William Scott) "Have you made your peace with God yet luke, Because you're about to meet your maker."

• (Dil Driscoll) "So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?"
• (Seann William Scott) "Well, actually she's my cousin."
• (Dil Driscoll) "You hittn' that?"
• (Seann William Scott) "She's my cousin."
• (Dil Driscoll) "Hopefully your kissing cousin."
• (Seann William Scott) "Excuse me?"
• (Dil Driscoll) "Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn."
• (Junior Brown) "Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke."
• (Seann William Scott) "I'll shuck your corn."

• (Seann William Scott) "Oh, man, is that a Hemi? Oh, yes."

• (Seann William Scott) "Hey Roscoe, come on out you fat som' bitch."

• (Seann William Scott) "Boom-shakalaka."

• (Seann William Scott) "Now, lets not loose focus Royce."
• (Royce) "Yes, Mr. Takanoshi."
• (Seann William Scott) "What'd you call me?"
• (Royce) "-- Mr. Takanoshi."
• (Seann William Scott) "Right, that's my name."

• (Seann William Scott) "Looks like I won the bet, you son of a bitch."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Ah, c'mon."
• (Seann William Scott) "I didn't break any bottles so I won the bet."

• (Seann William Scott) "Luke, you manwhore."

Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke

• (Johnny Knoxville) "Stop that. Why are doin' that?"
• (Willie Nelson) "What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."

• (Johnny Knoxville) "Were you wearing an armadillo helmet when you said it?"

• (Johnny Knoxville) "Yes. Yes. Wow. Ooh."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "You've got to keep an open mind in college."

Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse

• (Willie Nelson) "Why are divorces so expensive?"
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Why?"
• (Willie Nelson) "'Cause they're worth it."

• (Willie Nelson) "What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?"
• (Johnny Knoxville) "What?"
• (Willie Nelson) "A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye."

• (Willie Nelson) "Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.""

• (Willie Nelson) "Give me your god**** licence."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "What license?"

• (Willie Nelson) "Here's another one; drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. The guy drops the clock, breaking into a million pieces. He looks at the drunk and says, "Why don't you watch where you're going?" The drunk looks at him and says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else?""

• (Willie Nelson) "You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller."

• (Willie Nelson) "How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery?"

• (Willie Nelson) "# Just the good ol' boys/Never meanin' no harm/Beats all you never saw/Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born/Straightenin' the curves/Flattenin' the hills/Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will/Makin' their way the only way they know how/That's just a little bit more than the law would allow/Just the good ol' boys/Wouldn't change if they could/ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood #"

Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke

• (Jessica Simpson) "They planted a still on our farm."
• (Lynda Carter) "They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still?"
• (Jessica Simpson) "'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still."

• (Jessica Simpson) "I think something bounced up in my undercarriage."

• (Jessica Simpson) "Enos?"
• (Jessica Simpson) "where's Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?"
• (Michael Weston) "Uh, out at your farm."
• (Jessica Simpson) "Thanks, Enos."
• (Jessica Simpson) "That's got to be a new record."

• (Jessica Simpson) "You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out."
• (Willie Nelson) "That's why we love ya, honey."

Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate

• (Michael Weston) "If Sheriff Rosco knew I was here, Boss Hogg would tan my hide."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "He spanks you?"

David Koechner as Cooter

• (David Koechner) "I'm fixin' to fix it."
• (M. C. Gainey) "You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor."

• (David Koechner) "Here, take my truck."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Well, what if someone needed a tow?"
• (David Koechner) "I've had 9 tows in 3 years, and you boys have been 8 of 'em."

• (David Koechner) "Here, take my truck."
• (Johnny Knoxville) "Well, what if someone needed a tow?"
• (David Koechner) "well, if I can't "toe" 'em, i'll just finger 'em."

Lynda Carter as Pauline

• (Lynda Carter) "An apple?"
• (Willie Nelson) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Steve Lemme appears as Jimmy

• (Steve Lemme appears) "Hey, Bo."
• (Seann William Scott) "Jesus Christ. Oh, hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly s*** myself."

• (Steve Lemme appears) "Get us closer and I'll shot the son of a bitch."

Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg

• (Burt Reynolds) "I have $100 for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out."

• (Burt Reynolds) "This is Boss Hogg. That road better be shut down tighter than a tick's ass."

• (Prisoner #1) "Whoo, P. If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out."

Kevin Heffernan as Sheev

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
• (Seann William Scott) "I ate Chinese food once"
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
• (Seann William Scott) "I dated a Koren girl in high school."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education."
• (Seann William Scott) "You're the one who got the fuse wrong."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
• (Seann William Scott) "I ate Chinese food once."

• (Kevin Heffernan) "Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
• (Seann William Scott) "Maybe its backwards."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Of course its supposed to be backwards it's a Chinese fuse."
• (Seann William Scott) "No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
• (Seann William Scott) "I ate Chinese food once."
• (Kevin Heffernan) "Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend"

Nikki Griffin as Katie Johnson

• (Nikki Griffin) "This is my roommate Annette from Australia."
• (Seann William Scott) "Oh, let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
• (Seann William Scott) "That's what they say down there --"

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