The Dream Team (1989 film) Quotes

The Dream Team (1989 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Dream Team ended its run in 1970.

It features Christopher W. Knight as producer, David McHugh (composer) in charge of musical score, and Adam Holender as head of cinematography.

The Dream Team (1989 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Dream Team (1989 film) is 113 minutes long. The Dream Team (1989 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael Keaton as Billy, Peter Boyle as Jack McDermott, Dennis Boutsikaris as Dr. Weitzman, Christopher Lloyd as Henry, James Remar as Gianelli, Peter Boyle as Jack, Stephen Furst as Albert, Jack Duffy as Bernie, and John Stocker as Murray.

The Dream Team (1989 film) Quotes

Peter Boyle as Jack McDermott

• (Peter Boyle) "Hey Murray, congratulations. Benson called while I was in there. You got the Natachi account."
• (John Stocker) "We got it? Really, we got it?"
• (John Stocker) "We got the Natachi account. We got the Natachi account."
• (Peter Boyle) "Hey Murray, just kidding. Wah wah wah wah."

• (Peter Boyle) "I don't want him next to me. He smells like tuna fish."

• (Peter Boyle) "I was pulling down a hundred big ones a year while you and Satan were chasing Daryl Hannah."

• (Dr. Verboven) "Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being."
• (Peter Boyle) "Stay out of my psychosis. Now get your ass in that van."

• (Peter Boyle) "I drove the moneylenders from the temple. I can handle a ten-spot."

• (Peter Boyle) "I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans."

• (Peter Boyle) "This is the body and blood of our savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. And a damned fine Beaujolais."

• (Peter Boyle) "We are all naked in the eyes of the lord."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "STOP. This man is clinically insane. He is presently undergoing treatment at Cedarbrook Hospital under my supervision."

• (Peter Boyle) "I am the Lord they God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before Me. Out of my way, asshole."

• (Peter Boyle) "You two should be cast into the outer darkness. The rec hall will look pretty damn good from the bowels of Hell."
• (Michael Keaton) "I got news for you. You're gonna be the first Supreme Being EVER TO MAKE A LICENSE PLATE."

• (Peter Boyle) "You told me you played for the New York Rangers."
• (Michael Keaton) "Are you saying I didn't?"
• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either."
• (Michael Keaton) "That guy had no right to be an NHL referee."
• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "Although it did get you into our little group, didn't it?"

• (Peter Boyle) "Let me hold the gun."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "No."
• (Peter Boyle) "I let you sit in the front seat."

Christopher Lloyd as Henry

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Does this mean we are actually leaving the hospital grounds?"
• (Michael Keaton) "No, the Yankees are going to come here and play. There gonna throw some lights up in the rec room. What a stroker."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "I think we should review our goals."
• (Michael Keaton) "Review our goals. Wacko, we gotta find the doctor."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Who put you in charge? I'm in charge here."
• (Peter Boyle) "Read the New Testament, Sparky. You'll find out who's in charge."
• (Michael Keaton) "Get outta the way."
• (Michael Keaton) "Albert, you step on my foot one more time, I'm gonna kill ya."
• (Stephen Furst) "Kill the ump."
• (Peter Boyle) "Why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?"

• (Christopher Lloyd) "10 minutes and 47 seconds, Mr. Caufield. Boy, some patients make a therapist want to shake his head."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Straighten out that chair."
• (Michael Keaton) "Henry, imagine this: my chair is straight and all the other chairs are out of order. There's a real mind-bender for you there."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Would you mind cleaning up your area? Nobody likes a Mr. Messy."
• (Unnamed) "f*** you."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "He refuses to clean up his area."
• (Unnamed) "Leave me alone, jerk-off."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Do I sense some hostility here?"

• (Unnamed) "Jerry, I need two Rum Collins, two Jack Daniels, one on the rocks, and a Heineken."
• (Unnamed) "What'll it be?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Jerry, I need two Rum Collins, two Jack Daniels, one on the rocks, and a Heineken. Please."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back."
• (Michael Keaton) "Okay, you be the doctor and I'll be the escaped mental patient, okay?"

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Can you recommend a good clinical psychiatrist in the area? We seem to have lost ours."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "The doctor will be back soon. We're on a very tight schedule."
• (Michael Keaton) "How do you like the game so far? I'm having a ball. Great seats huh guys? it's funny the hot dog guy hasn't been around."

Michael Keaton as Billy

• (Michael Keaton) "Where the hell did you go to take that piss? Moscow?"

• (Michael Keaton) "I'm sorry. I just flashed back to 'Nam."
• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "You never made it to Vietnam, Bill."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "He's too violent for Vietnam."

• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah, I got a big story for ya'; we came to town to see a ball game, and now they wanna give us the chair. I love New York. Bring your kids. Have 'em arrested. Do some time in The Big Apple."

• (Michael Keaton) "You guys need to pay up and get out of here."
• (Unnamed) "Who the hell are you?"
• (Michael Keaton) "I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence."

• (Sergeant Vincente) "You know what? You got the whole think back-ass-wards, I think you're the missing persons. Just go to 48th street and wait. The guy doesn't show, we're open 24 hours."
• (Sergeant Vincente) "Hello, Vincente."
• (Michael Keaton) "We're not done."
• (Sergeant Vincente) "You're done, it's been a pleasure."
• (Michael Keaton) "Hey, we used to be tax payers."
• (Sergeant Vincente) "Now that will get my attention. You're not out of here in 30 seconds, you got a night in jail."
• (Michael Keaton) "What kind of bonehead cop would send four confessed mental patients back out in the streets?"

• (Michael Keaton) "Restaurant security. Just a minor utensil violation. Go ahead, enjoy your dinner."

• (Caesar) "My name is Caesar. Mr. Nivens asked me to stop you. I must request you not move."
• (Michael Keaton) "Put that thing away, you hold it like a god**** doorman."
• (Caesar) "I am the doorman."
• (Michael Keaton) "Then get us a cab."

• (Michael Keaton) "We're gonna have to search all these hospitals ourselves."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "That's public property."
• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah? Watch this: public property --"
• (Michael Keaton) "Private property."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Vandal."

• (Michael Keaton) "You guys see Wolfen? They filmed it down here. You know, the movie about those gigantic wolves that come out at night. They eat people and rip their guts open, man, got kinda s*** hangin' out of their mouths and stuff. And they would live for an hour or so, just lay there twitching and stuff. They filmed it here because this is exactlly where it happened. It's a true story."

• (Michael Keaton) "Hey, your voice is familiar, what's your name?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Helen Grabowski? This is Billy Caufield, you treated me for a scalp laceration last year."
• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah, self-inflicted. It was a bet, you know."

• (Michael Keaton) "All I'm saying's let's stretch that clothing dollar."
• (Jack Duffy) "How much stretch we talkin' about?"

• (Michael Keaton) "We gotta come up with $165, get the van and pull Weitzman out of the hospital before those two god**** cops come back. Now how's that for a goal?"
• (Peter Boyle) "Us? But we're crazy."
• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah? Well we better get sane real god**** fast."

• (Unnamed) "Come on, you're breaking my heart."
• (Michael Keaton) "You're busting my balls."

• (Michael Keaton) "Does Ed go out the window? Let's have a show of hands."
• (Michael Keaton) "You can vote too, it's America."

• (Michael Keaton) "You see those two towers? World Trade Center. I was an architect working on them. First they just wanted to build one but I said, "Fellas, we're here. What the hell, throw the other one up". Turned out pretty well, didn't it?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Fantasy."

• (Michael Keaton) "Ah, it's great to be young and insane."

• (Michael Keaton) "We're a special combat unit looking for some Libyan terrorists. In fact, I think we have them cornered at a bagel shop across the street. Now if we could just get some pants for the colonel."
• (Jack Duffy) "Give me a break."
• (Michael Keaton) "Alright, we're four escaped lunatics."
• (Jack Duffy) "This I believe."

• (Michael Keaton) "You probably want us out of here as quickly as possible, right?"
• (Jack Duffy) "I'm prepared to carry you in my arms."

• (Michael Keaton) "Look, I don't think I'm Elvis, alright? I don't carry on conversations with my dog, I don't put on a dress and dance around Times Square."
• (Unnamed) "Impressive credentials."
• (Michael Keaton) "I just want you guys to believe me. They're two cops and they can come back at any tie."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, a conspiracy. Is this the one with the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Actually, I lied. Once I did put on a dress and dance around Times Square, but I was with Elvis. My dog told me to do it so you can't really blame me, can you?"

James Remar as Gianelli

• (James Remar) "I'll use this."
• (Peter Boyle) "I have died and been reborn. I can do it again, buster."

• (James Remar) "I'll shoot the girl."
• (Michael Keaton) "Go ahead. I got lot's of girlfriends."

• (James Remar) "I'm a police officer. Drop the gun."
• (Michael Keaton) "I'm a mental patient. I'm not impressed."
• (James Remar) "You're not this crazy, are you?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Actually, this is my idea of a good time."

Dennis Boutsikaris as Dr. Weitzman

• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona."

• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it, eh?"

• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "There's about 65,000 seats up at that stadium. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, because they're all screwed down."

• (Dennis Boutsikaris) "Henry, the kitchen made us some brownies. I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Okay,"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "but none for the bishop of bulls***."

Jack Duffy as Bernie

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