The Deposition (The Office) Quotes

The Deposition (The Office) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Deposition completed its run in 1970.

The Deposition (The Office) Quotes

• (Jan Levinson) "Remember, it's not just a pattern; it's a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behaviors."
• (Michael Scott) "Dis ray. My friend Dis Ray got new specs. Dis ray spect. My friend Inappro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor."
• (Jan Levinson) "-- Does this work for you?"

• (Diane Kelly) "It's admirable, the way you defend a woman who is so obviously ambivalent about her relationship with you."
• (Michael Scott) "Thank you very much. You didn't have to say that."
• (Diane Kelly) "Considering she consistently gave you such poor performance reviews."
• (Michael Scott) "That was before our relationship. She was going through a divorce, and she was drinking a lot."
• (Diane Kelly) "Okay."
• (Michael Scott) "-- Of water."

• (Michael Scott) "You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend."

• (Pam Beesley) "Kelly's trash-talking me because Darryl's beating you."
• (Jim Halpert) "What? Seriously? What is she saying?"
• (Kelly Kapoor) "Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball. Jim couldn't hit a Ping-Pong ball if it was the size of the moon. Were Jim's parents first cousins that were also bad at Ping-Pong?"

• (Kelly Kapoor) "I don't talk trash; I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, "Your mama's so fat, she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening, like, right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there.""

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