The Death of Eric Cartman Quotes

The Death of Eric Cartman is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Death of Eric Cartman ended in 1970.

The Death of Eric Cartman Quotes

• (Cartman) "Well, it's all done. My soul is at peace. I think I can go now."
• (Butters) "So I won't see you again?"
• (Cartman) "Don't be sad butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars in cash."

• (Stephen Stotch) "There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real; there's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super AIDs."
• (Butters) "Ah, s-super AIDs?"
• (Stephen Stotch) "That's right. A new form of AIDs that is resistant to drugs. Just one tea spoon of super AIDs in your butt and you're dead in three years."
• (Butters) "Agh. Oh, Jesus."
• (Stephen Stotch) "So, now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist, and there's nothing to be afraid of. Except for super AIDs."

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