The Dark Age (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

The Dark Age (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Dark Age stopped airing in 1970.

The Dark Age (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there were only twelve grades."
• (Unnamed) "He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier.""
• (Unnamed) "Come on. You don't think he ever got restless as a kid?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed."

• (Unnamed) "Now, this may sting a little, just at first. But, don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in."

• (Unnamed) "Well, there's something you don't see everyday."
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna be in therapy 'til I'm 30."

• (Unnamed) "Ooo, gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia, mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever."

• (Unnamed) "Is everyone alright?"
• (Unnamed) "Super. I kicked a guy."
• (Unnamed) "We're okay."
• (Unnamed) "Dead guy here interrupted our tutorial."
• (Unnamed) "Been meaning to thank you for that."

• (Unnamed) "I still don't get what this has to do with Giles."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know about Giles, but ancient sects used to induce possession for bacchanals and-and orgies."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, 'Giles' and 'orgies' in the same sentence. I coulda lived without that one."

• (Unnamed) "Have I ever let you down?"
• (Unnamed) "Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?"

• (Unnamed) "You knew that if the demon was in trouble it was gonna jump into the nearest dead person."
• (Unnamed) "I put it in danger."
• (Unnamed) "And it jumped."
• (Unnamed) "But I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years just waiting for a good fight."
• (Unnamed) "Winner and still champion."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. We don't have time for this. Our friends are in trouble. Now, we have to put our heads together and-and get them out of it. And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library."
• (Unnamed) "We're sorry."
• (Unnamed) "We'll be good."

• (Unnamed) "I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met; by day. By night it was booze, whores and fur flying. Were there whores?"
• (Unnamed) "He was alone."
• (Unnamed) "Give it time."

• (Unnamed) "Do you know what you need, Xander, besides a year's supply of acne cream? A brain."
• (Unnamed) "That's it. Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'. I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throwin' down, come on."

• (Unnamed) "Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
• (Unnamed) "I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?"

• (Unnamed) "I know music. Music has notes. This is noise."

• (Unnamed) "Alright, guys, the first thing we're gonna do is; Buffy."
• (Unnamed) "Huh? Did I fall asleep already?"

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