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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Quotes

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Curse of the Jade Scorpion completed its run in 1970.

It features Letty Aronson as producer, and Zhao Fei as head of cinematography.

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is 103 minutes long. The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Dan Aykroyd as Chris, Woody Allen as C.W., Helen Hunt as Betty Ann, Elizabeth Berkley as Jill, Woody Allen as C.W. Briggs, and Charlize Theron as Laura Kensington.

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Quotes

Helen Hunt as Betty Ann

  • (Helen Hunt) "You wormy little ferret."
  • (Woody Allen) "Now you're mixing metaphors."
  • (Helen Hunt) "You're searching my desk."
  • (Woody Allen) "I wasn't searching I was rummaging."
  • (Helen Hunt) "You don't have a kosher bone in your body."

Dan Aykroyd as Chris

  • (Dan Aykroyd) "You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them."
  • (Woody Allen) "I know, perceptive."

Elizabeth Berkley as Jill

  • (Elizabeth Berkley) "Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office."

Woody Allen as C.W.

  • (Woody Allen) "You have a nicely shaped buttocks."
  • (Woody Allen) "They say, I always get my man."
  • (Charlize Theron) "Me too."
  • (Woody Allen) "A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but --"
  • (Woody Allen) "I hate her just like I hate that German Chancellor with the moustache."

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