The Croods Quotes

The Croods is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Croods stopped airing in 1970.

It features Kristine Belson as producer, and Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score.

The Croods is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Croods is 98 minutes long. The Croods is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Nicolas Cage as Grug, Clark Duke as Thunk, Emma Stone as Eep, Catherine Keener as Ugga, and Cloris Leachman as Gran.

The Croods Quotes

Nicolas Cage as Grug

• (Nicolas Cage) "I guess I was just busy keeping them all alive."
• (Guy) "It's okay. That's what dads do."
• (Nicolas Cage) "That's right. But we can't do that from here. We need one of your ideas. Come on, you can do it."
• (Guy) "Belt. Emergency Idea Generator, activate."
• (Guy) "OW. Ooh. I've got it."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I -- have -- an -- IDEA."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I call this a "Lifterator""
• (Cloris Leachman) "I almost feel sorry for him."
• (Cloris Leachman) "Hahaha. No I don't."

• (Nicolas Cage) "One, two, three, four, five --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "six."

• (Nicolas Cage) "N-no, don't eat it, it's new."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Three days is not forever."
• (Emma Stone) "It is with this family."

• (Nicolas Cage) "No, no, not cool."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Never not be afraid."

• (Guy) "You're being irrational and counter-productive."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Big words make me angry, c'mon, keep talking."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Release the baby."

• (Nicolas Cage) "We're going tooooo -- That mountain. Don't ask me why, just a hunch, just feels right."
• (Catherine Keener) "Grug, we've never walked that far."
• (Clark Duke) "I don't think my feet can go that far."
• (Cloris Leachman) "I'll never live long enough to get there."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Lets do it."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I don't see why the kids need their own shells."

• (Nicolas Cage) "GET OUT OF THE WAY."
• (Clark Duke) "Wow, you sound just like him."
• (Nicolas Cage) "GET OUT OF THE WAY."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Don't. It could be dangerous."
• (Emma Stone) "Dad, you always say that."
• (Guy) "Careful."
• (Emma Stone) "Oh, okay."

• (Nicolas Cage) "No more dark. No more hiding. No more caves. What's the point of all this? To follow the light. I can't change. I don't have ideas. But I have my strength. And right now, that's all you need."
• (Catherine Keener) "No, we don't know what's over there. Maybe nothing. It's too risky."
• (Nicolas Cage) "It's a chance."
• (Guy) "I'll take that chance."
• (Nicolas Cage) "You know, I've wanted to throw you away ever since I met you."
• (Guy) "Heh. That's a joke, right?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "What's a "joke"?"

• (Guy) "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful tiger. She lived in a cave with the rest of her family. Her father and mother told her: "You may go anywhere you want, but never go near the cliff, for you could fall.""
• (Nicolas Cage) "And fall. Good story."
• (Guy) "But when no one was looking, she go near the cliff, for the closer she came to the edge, the more could she hear, the more could she see, the more she could feel. Finally, she stood at the very edge. She saw a light. She leaned out to touch it -- and she slipped."
• (Nicolas Cage) "And she fell."
• (Guy) "And she flew."
• (Clark Duke) "Where did she fly?"
• (Guy) "Tomorrow."
• (Emma Stone) "Tomorrow?"
• (Guy) "A place with more suns in the sky than you can count."
• (Clark Duke) "It would be so bright."
• (Guy) "A place not like today, or yesterday. A place where things are better."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Tomorrow isn't a place. It's-it's-it -- Ugh. You can't see it."
• (Guy) "Oh, yes, yes it is. I've seen it. That's where I'm going."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Splitting up is a bad idea, it is much safer if we stay together"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Except for you two. You need to be separate."

• (Nicolas Cage) "What is this stuff that saves you from my punches?"
• (Guy) "Tar."
• (Nicolas Cage) "No."
• (Guy) "Please --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "I have to get back to them."
• (Guy) "Stop struggling."
• (Nicolas Cage) "No."
• (Guy) "Grug, STOP. No one gets out of this. Believe me -- I know."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Your --"
• (Guy) "Family. Yeah."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Sorry."
• (Guy) "I was little when it happened. Last thing my parents told me was: "Don't hide. Live. Follow the sun. You'll make it to Tomorrow.""
• (Nicolas Cage) "You followed the light. My daughter is a lot like you."
• (Guy) "No. She's like you. She loves you, but always forgets to say it. Just like you forget to tell her."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Paintings are so passe. I call this a snapshot."
• (Clark Duke) "Can we do that again? I think I blinked."

Emma Stone as Eep

• (Emma Stone) "So how did the tiger fly?"
• (Guy) "She jumped on the sun. Rode it to tomorrow."

• (Emma Stone) "Hi fire."
• (Guy) "It's not actually alive."
• (Emma Stone) "But you said it was dying."
• (Guy) "Sorry."

• (Guy) "You're really heavy."
• (Emma Stone) "Really? Thank you."

• (Guy) "I can't believe your family has never seen rain."
• (Emma Stone) "We don't get out much."

• (Guy) "You look tense."
• (Emma Stone) "I'm not tense"

• (Emma Stone) "Dad, I'm afraid."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Never be afraid."

• (Emma Stone) "This is good -- what do you call this?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "I call it -- a hug. Because it rhymes with Grug; but you can always change it if you don't like it."
• (Emma Stone) "No,"
• (Emma Stone) "I like it."

• (Guy) "Okay, open them. I call them shoes."
• (Emma Stone) "I LOVE them. Where are my feet."
• (Guy) "Don't worry. They're still there."

• (Emma Stone) "With every sun comes a new day. A new beginning. A hope that things will be better today than they were yesterday. But not for me. My name is Eep. And this is my family, the Croods. If you weren't clued in already by the animal skins and sloping foreheads, we're cavemen. Most days we spend in our cave, in the dark. Night after night, day after day. Yep, home sweet home. When we did go out, we struggled to find food in a harsh and hostile world. And I struggled to survive my family. We were the last ones around. There used to be neighbors. Uh, the Gorts, smashed by a mammoth. The Horks, swallowed by a sand snake. The Erfs, mosquito bite. Throgs, common cold. And the Croods, that's us. The Croods made it, because of my dad. He was strong, and he followed the rules. The ones painted on the cave walls. Anything new is bad. Curiosity is bad. Going out at night is bad. Basically, anything fun is bad. Welcome to my world. But this is a story about how all that changed in an instant. Because what we didn't know was that our world was about to come to an end. And there were no rules on our cave walls to prepare us for that."

• (Emma Stone) "I never got to tell him."
• (Catherine Keener) "Eep, if your dad were here, he would tell you to --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Get out of the way."
• (Clark Duke) "Wow. You sound just like him."

• (Guy) "Stay here if you want, but let me go. I've got a dream. A mission. A reason to live."
• (Emma Stone) "Not anymore."

• (Guy) "What're they doing?"
• (Emma Stone) "Hunting"
• (Guy) "No seriously, what're they doing?"

• (Emma Stone) "I thought he was a warthog, but then he turned into a boy."
• (Cloris Leachman) "Strange, it's usually the reverse."

Cloris Leachman as Gran

• (Cloris Leachman) "Still alive."

• (Guy) "Don't eat him. He will cut you. He's a pet. My pet."
• (Cloris Leachman) "What's a "pet"?"
• (Guy) "It's an animal you don't eat."
• (Cloris Leachman) "Ha. We call those "children"."

• (Cloris Leachman) "What's a pet ?"
• (Guy) "It's an animal you don't eat."
• (Cloris Leachman) "We call those children."

• (Cloris Leachman) "I was in love once. He was a hunter, I was a gatherer. It was quite the scandal. We fed each other berries, we danced. Then father bashed him on the head and traded me to your grandfather."

Clark Duke as Thunk

• (Clark Duke) "Let's try it again, I think I blinked."

• (Clark Duke) "It looks like magic."
• (Clark Duke) "AND SMELLS LIKE FOOD."

Catherine Keener as Ugga

• (Catherine Keener) "Grug, what's that on your head?"
• (Cloris Leachman) "It's called desperation."

• (Catherine Keener) "Mom, we're ready to leave. Mom?"
• (Cloris Leachman) "Still alive."
• (Nicolas Cage) "It's still early."
• (Cloris Leachman) "And You're still fat."

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