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The Creature Wasn't Nice Quotes

The Creature Wasn't Nice is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Creature Wasn't Nice stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mark Haggard as producer, David Spear in charge of musical score, and Denny Lavil as head of cinematography.

The Creature Wasn't Nice is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Creature Wasn't Nice is 88 min. long. The Creature Wasn't Nice is distributed by Almi Pictures (VHS).

The cast includes: Cindy Williams as Annie McHugh, Patrick Macnee as Dr. Stark, Leslie Nielsen as Captain Jamieson, Gerrit Graham as Rodzinski, Ron Kurowski as The Creature, and Bruce Kimmel as John.

The Creature Wasn't Nice Quotes

Gerrit Graham as Rodzinski

  • (Gerrit Graham) "Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate shit."

Bruce Kimmel as John

Leslie Nielsen as Captain Jamieson

  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Max, what course are we on?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?"
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not a chance."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Max, don't be a stiff. Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, let me see --"
  • (Unnamed) "There he is. Ugly, isn't he?"

Cindy Williams as Annie McHugh

  • (Cindy Williams) "If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company."
  • (Cindy Williams) "Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "I am asexual: a sexual fiend."
  • (Cindy Williams) "Max, I need you to do me a favor."
  • (Unnamed) "Max has the facts."
  • (Cindy Williams) "Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help."
  • (Unnamed) "You want the facts? Just ask Max."
  • (Cindy Williams) "Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you."
  • (Patrick Macnee) "Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled -- any of those words would be appropriate."
  • (Cindy Williams) "Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "He's in that thing's stomach is where he is."

Patrick Macnee as Dr. Stark

  • (Patrick Macnee) "I have work to do."
  • (Cindy Williams) "Oh doctor, aren't you going to see the movie with us, you know it really might relax you."
  • (Patrick Macnee) "I'm perfectly relaxed. Science relaxes me."
  • (Bruce Kimmel) "Would you care for some pie, before you?"
  • (Patrick Macnee) "Science is my pie. Curiosity is my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy. Bye."
  • (Unnamed) "Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc."
  • (Patrick Macnee) "An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it."
  • (Patrick Macnee) "Lyrics? What do I care about lyrics. This is an alien organism. You were expecting Rodgers and Hart?"

Ron Kurowski as The Creature

  • (Ron Kurowski) "I want to eat your face. It could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy."
  • (Ron Kurowski) "I want to eat your knees. / Oh they would really please me. / So let me eat those knees, /Don't you tease me."
  • (Ron Kurowski) "I want to eat your smile. / Your smile is so beguiling. / If I could eat your smile, / I'd be smiling."

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