The Convention (The Office) Quotes

The Convention (The Office) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Convention completed its run in 1970.

The Convention (The Office) Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like with firemen, you don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut."

• (Michael Scott) "Now would you do me the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir?"
• (Michael Scott) "Whoa. What are all those stains?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "Blood, urine, or semen."
• (Michael Scott) "Oh, God, I hope it's urine."

• (Jan Levinson) "Well, Michael, I just -- I underestimated you."
• (Michael Scott) "Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me."

• (Jim Halpert) "Dwight's room key. And Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard."
• (Angela Martins) "D?"
• (Jim Halpert) "Oh, my God. Dwight got a hooker. Oh, my God, I gotta call -- Well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker."

• (Michael Scott) "I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday."

• (Jim Halpert) "You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key."

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