The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1995 film) Quotes

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is a Comedy that appeared on TV in 1995 on American Broadcasting Company. The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes completed its run in 1970.

It features Joseph B. Wallenstein as producer, Philip Giffin in charge of musical score, and Russ T. Alsobrook as head of cinematography. The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is executive produced by George Zaloom.

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is 87 minutes long. The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is produced by Walt Disney Television and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television. Spinoffs for this show include Escape to Witch Mountain (1995 film).

The cast includes: Larry Miller as Dean Al Valentine, and Jason Bernard as Prof. Miles Quigley.

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes Quotes

Jason Bernard as Prof. Miles Quigley

• (Jason Bernard) "Look Dean, we're not talking about weeds or gazelles or whatever. We're talking about kids. Kids that should be encouraged. Not scorned. Kids that should have the opportunity to do their best. 'That' is what Medfield has ALWAYS been about. That's why I came here to teach. We're not some academic pressure cooker. Kids come to this school to learn and maybe, just maybe get a better understanding about themselves. We're the little school with a big heart."

• (Jason Bernard) "I was just trying to help the school get with the eighties. For crying out loud. It was a small purchase."
• (Jason Bernard) "If you'll excuse me, I have to go 'tend' my weeds."
• (Jason Bernard) "That's what we're here for, you know?"

Larry Miller as Dean Al Valentine

• (Larry Miller) "I know what you meant."
• (Larry Miller) "Let me tell you something about the College Knowledge Bowl."
• (Larry Miller) "Last time Medfield competed, we placed 64th."
• (Larry Miller) "Now that's not bad -- until you consider that the total number of schools in the competition was ALSO 64."
• (Larry Miller) "In other words, LAST."
• (Larry Miller) "Janitors left us after that --"

• (Larry Miller) "I think that's the most beautiful thing that you-"
• (Larry Miller) "Do you love this man?"
• (Larry Miller) "What's wrong with you? That's the problem with you teacher types, you know? You got your head in the closet. Not practical. Like you're little computer purchase."

• (Larry Miller) "No, no, no. I'm tired of trying to buy students."
• (Larry Miller) "I want them fighting to get in here."
• (Larry Miller) "Begging us for applications."
• (Larry Miller) "And I mean the best students too."

• (Larry Miller) "If you want the garden to grow, you weave it. If you want the gazelle herd to thrive, you let the slow ones get eaten. Therefore, I say we get rid of them all."

• (Larry Miller) ""Contest thing"?"
• (Larry Miller) "And he teaches English --"

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