The Cockeyed Miracle Quotes

The Cockeyed Miracle is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Cockeyed Miracle ended in 1970.

It features Irving Starr as producer, David Snell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ray June as head of cinematography.

The Cockeyed Miracle is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Cockeyed Miracle is 81 minutes long. The Cockeyed Miracle is distributed by Loew's Inc..

The cast includes: Keenan Wynn as Ben Griggs, Frank Morgan as Sam Griggs, Leon Ames as Ralph Humphrey, Marshall Thompson as Jim Griggs, Gladys Cooper as Amy Griggs, Audrey Totter as Jennifer Griggs, and Richard Quine as Howard Bankson.

The Cockeyed Miracle Quotes

Marshall Thompson as Jim Griggs

• (Marshall Thompson) "But money just doesn't vanish into thin air."
• (Keenan Wynn) "Oh, doesn't it. It's easy to see he hasn't handled much of it."

Gladys Cooper as Amy Griggs

• (Gladys Cooper) "What strange unnatural storms."
• (Keenan Wynn) "What does she want with her storms, affidavits of authenticity?"

Leon Ames as Ralph Humphrey

• (Leon Ames) "I've been thinking this thing over, and your sister's right."
• (Marshall Thompson) "About my going to England?"
• (Leon Ames) "No, of course not."
• (Leon Ames) "About Jimmy here being a good worker and deserving a raise."
• (Leon Ames) "As a matter of fact, I intended to give you one on your birthday next month."
• (Frank Morgan) "Liar."
• (Marshall Thompson) "That's very nice of you, Uncle Ralph, but you see I've made up my mind --"
• (Leon Ames) "That's not all. I'm putting you in charge of the fish balls."
• (Keenan Wynn) "Can that be a promotion?"

Audrey Totter as Jennifer Griggs

• (Audrey Totter) "I'm sorry, Jim -- for you."
• (Marshall Thompson) "So am I -- for you."
• (Richard Quine) "I'm sorry too."
• (Frank Morgan) "Well, you can all stop being so darn sorry for each other."

Keenan Wynn as Ben Griggs

• (Keenan Wynn) "What does she do?"
• (Frank Morgan) "She's a librarian."
• (Keenan Wynn) "Must read a lot."

Frank Morgan as Sam Griggs

• (Frank Morgan) "Look, Pa, no hands."
• (Keenan Wynn) "Just as easy as I used to go through a week's pay."

• (Frank Morgan) "All you left Ma and me was a fifteen-dollar saloon bill."
• (Keenan Wynn) "I'll thank you to treat you father with more respect."
• (Frank Morgan) "Why, I'm twice as old as you are."

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