The Client (The Office) Quotes

The Client (The Office) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Client ended its run in 1970.

The Client (The Office) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Sam, get my luggage."
• (Unnamed) "I forget it, brotha."
• (Unnamed) "Samuel, you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt -- Wait, who's "Dwigt?""
• (Unnamed) "Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops."

• (Unnamed) "You know, you're really brave. I mean you slit your wrist, you said, "Look world. This is my blood, it's red, just like yours. So LOVE ME.""

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