The Cisco Kid and the Lady Quotes

The Cisco Kid and the Lady is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Cisco Kid and the Lady ended its run in 1970.

It features Sol M. Wurtzel as producer, Samuel Kaylin in charge of musical score, and Barney McGill as head of cinematography.

The Cisco Kid and the Lady is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Cisco Kid and the Lady is 74 minutes long. The Cisco Kid and the Lady is distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

The cast includes: George Montgomery as Tommy Bates, Cesar Romero as Cisco Kid, Virginia Field as Billie Graham, Chris-Pin Martin as Gordito, and James Burke as Pop Saunders.

The Cisco Kid and the Lady Quotes

George Montgomery as Tommy Bates

• (George Montgomery) "Who says I'm too drunk to fight? Stand up and I'll show ya."
• (Cesar Romero) "But senor, I'm already standing."

• (George Montgomery) "Excuse me, sir. Could you tell me where the schoolhouse is?"
• (James Burke) "Surest thing. Up the street about two blocks -- where it says Dead Eye Saloon."
• (George Montgomery) "Well?"
• (James Burke) "That's it."
• (George Montgomery) "What? The Dead Eye Saloon is a schoolhouse?"
• (James Burke) "Yep. The owner got killed so we moved the kids in there."

Virginia Field as Billie Graham

• (Virginia Field) "Hey, Cisco, wait a minute. What about the gold mine?"
• (Cesar Romero) "The gold of the rising sun is much more beautiful, senorita. And it is ours for as long as we live."

Cesar Romero as Cisco Kid

• (Cesar Romero) "Amigo, if the young lady refuses to say, "I do," shoot the gentleman in the leg."
• (Chris-Pin Martin) "Oh, si."
• (Cesar Romero) "And if the gentleman refuses to say, "I do," shoot him in the other leg. It only comes twice in the ceremony, no?"
• (James Burke) "Ah -- yes."
• (Cesar Romero) "Good. He's got enough legs."

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