The Chaser (The Twilight Zone) Quotes

The Chaser (The Twilight Zone) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Chaser stopped airing in 1970.

The Chaser (The Twilight Zone) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I don't think you're making any sense at all."
• (Unnamed) "My boy, that's all I make. Which is why I'm such a lonely man."

• (Unnamed) "Always the same way. First the stimulant -- then the chaser."

• (Unnamed) "You're ambitious, is that it? You want success, money and mileage, the world at your feet."
• (Unnamed) "No, that's not it at all."
• (Unnamed) "Power. You want power."
• (Unnamed) "No, you don't understand. All I want is Leila."
• (Unnamed) "-- Leila?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. If I have Leila, I can do all the rest myself."
• (Unnamed) "-- Leila. I might have known."
• (Unnamed) "All he wants is Leila. I offer him practically anything, and all he wants is Leila."

• (Unnamed) "Professor, you don't know what it's like. All the time: love, love, love."
• (Unnamed) "I do know what it's like. How do you think I came to invent 'the glove cleaner?'"

• (Unnamed) "I'm in love with somebody named Leila, but she's not in love with me, and -- I don't know why I'm telling you this."
• (Unnamed) "I do. I can arrange it so she'll love you."
• (Unnamed) "How?"
• (Unnamed) "I promise you she'll never leave your side. When she isn't telling you she loves you, she'll be gazing at you lovingly. She won't even eat before you do, and nothing will be too much for you to ask of her. She'll worship you. She'll beg for kisses, and weep for joy at your touch. And if in passing time you should perhaps look at another girl, or, even do a little more than look, she'll feel hurt. But she'll forgive you, and love you just the same. Frankly, you'd get the same shake from a cocker spaniel."
• (Unnamed) "But that's wonderful. That's all in the world I want: my Leila's love."
• (Unnamed) "His Leila's love. If it isn't his Leila's love, it's his Dorothy's love, his Rea's love, or his Gwen's love."

• (Unnamed) "It won't hurt her?"
• (Unnamed) "If anybody gets hurt, it'll be you, but I don't expect you to believe me."

• (Unnamed) "Love potions are my cheapest item. And they're over-priced at that."

• (Unnamed) "Listen, darling, I have to see you."
• (Unnamed) "Roger, it's impossible."
• (Unnamed) "I must see you, darling, must. Furiously, fiercely must. I love you."
• (Unnamed) "Roger, you've got to stop this. You're acting like a baby. I can't see you now, and that's that."
• (Unnamed) "Well then, talk to me. Say something. Say anything."
• (Unnamed) "Say something? Alright Roger, I'll say something. Why don't you take a flying jump at the moon?"

• (Unnamed) "You want what I've got."
• (Unnamed) "But I don't know what you've got."
• (Unnamed) "Ointments, salves, powders, sovereign remedies, nectars, lotus blossoms, toxins, tonics, anti-toxins, decoctions, concoctions, and potions. All guaranteed."
• (Unnamed) "-- Oh."

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