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The Caveman's Valentine Quotes

The Caveman's Valentine is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Caveman's Valentine completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Shamberg as producer, Terence Blanchard in charge of musical score, and Amy Vincent as head of cinematography.

The Caveman's Valentine is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Caveman's Valentine is 105 minutes long. The Caveman's Valentine is distributed by Universal Focus.

The cast includes: Samuel L. Jackson as Romulus Ledbetter, Anthony Michael Hall as Bob, Aunjanue Ellis as Officer Lulu Ledbetter, Tamara Tunie as Sheila, Colm Feore as David Leppenraub, and Ann Magnuson as Moira Leppenraub.

The Caveman's Valentine Quotes

Samuel L. Jackson as Romulus Ledbetter

  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Sheila, what are you doing here?"
  • (Tamara Tunie) "Watching you make a fool of yourself. What are YOU doing here?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I have to prove Leppenraub is guilty."
  • (Tamara Tunie) "Prove to who?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "To the world. To -- to Lulu."
  • (Tamara Tunie) "Lulu needs a father, not some psycho Sherlock Holmes."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You think I'm running a con, don't you. You think I'm the shoes and not the suit."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm not homeless -- I live in a cave."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I have flocks of angels in my head and that'll beat you down with their wings."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Shaker, Shaker, undertaker."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Look, Ward's Island. Do you remember that little playground?"
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "Yeah, you said pirates lived there once. And there was buried treasure. You used to call me "Captain.""
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You used to dig in that sandbox for gold."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "Once I found a balloon there."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You thought you found a balloon there."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "No. No."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah, you cried when I wouldn't blow it up."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "You did blow it up for me."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "No, no, I bought you a real one."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "Daddy, thank you for my flowers."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "A little late."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "Still, it's the only Valentine I got. I didn't get you anything."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Oh, you-you still could if you wanted to. There is something I kind of have my heart set on."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "What?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "It's something I want more than chocolates or a car, or --"
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "What do you want, Daddy?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "The autopsy report on Scotty Gates."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "I wish I could shake you. Just shake all that crazy s*** out of your head. god****."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "Just a second. Just for a f***ing second, it was like -- like we were talking again. Like I was actually talking to my father."
  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "You break my heart."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Don't you watch me. You think you're gonna crawl into my brain and see a show? That what I am? Is that what you think?"
  • (Social Worker) "What I think, Mr. Ledbetter, is that the temperature is dropping."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I got freezing temperatures all over my brain. And I got legends of angels up there. Like little moths, and they'll beat the hell out of you with their wings."

Aunjanue Ellis as Officer Lulu Ledbetter

  • (Aunjanue Ellis) "I'm proud of you."

Tamara Tunie as Sheila

  • (Tamara Tunie) "Some white girls will f*** any kind of black man. Crazy -- even homeless."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Leave me alone, Sheila."
  • (Tamara Tunie) "So -- what do you call yourself doing? Digging for evidence?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I'm getting close. Something happened here. I can feel it."
  • (Tamara Tunie) "I bet you can. You better open up your eyes and take a look around."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Leave me alone. How did you get in here, anyway?"
  • (Tamara Tunie) "I rode in on your dreams."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, ride on out."
  • (Tamara Tunie) "You better wake up, baby, before you get murdered in your sleep. You hear me? You better wake up --"

Ann Magnuson as Moira Leppenraub

  • (Ann Magnuson) "Arnold tells me you're a genius."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "At what?"
  • (Ann Magnuson) "Music."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Oh; is that all?"
  • (Ann Magnuson) "Why, is there more?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, I can put a lit match in my mouth, and when the lights are out I look like a jack-o-lantern."

Colm Feore as David Leppenraub

  • (Colm Feore) "Does it hurt? It's supposed to."
  • (Colm Feore) "Success is fragile, Mr. Ledbetter."
  • (Colm Feore) "If the price of rapture is a mountain of suffering, shouldn't the fee be paid?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "So long as nobody gets hurt."

Anthony Michael Hall as Bob

  • (Anthony Michael Hall) "What do you play?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "My skull."

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