The C Word Quotes

The C Word is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The C Word stopped airing in 1970.

The C Word Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Oh, hey; false alarm. It turns out she asked him to take it out."

• (Unnamed) "Pleasure to have met you."
• (Unnamed) "Damn straight. I'm delightful."

• (Unnamed) "I just don't want to disgrace the peacock."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Kenneth. If you're worried about disgracing the National Broadcasting Company, you're too late."

• (Unnamed) "Look at these guys."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, they like you. They're very good at sensing debilitating loneliness in a person."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, I get it. You're trying to be nice now 'cause of what Lutz said."
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm not trying to be nice. I am nice. I'm a nice person, you bald, gangly -"
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna try harder. I'm gonna try to be nice."

• (Unnamed) "The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album."
• (Unnamed) "It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Oh, boy."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God, I am. I'm a total --"
• (Unnamed) "Runt. Runt. I lost my kitten. Has anyone seen my runt?"

• (Unnamed) "Come on in, Tracy."
• (Unnamed) "Yo, is this about that little redheaded intern? 'Cause she asked me to take it out."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, the van to take you up to Connecticut will be leaving at noon, and once you get up to the golf course you're be working in pairs -- Okay, have fun; don't get drunk."

• (Unnamed) "God, this is like dating Katie Couric all over again."

• (Unnamed) "Hello, gentlemen. Welcome to the 9th Annual Cure Diabetes Now Golf Tournament."
• (Unnamed) "Has Don Geiss arrived yet?"
• (Unnamed) "No, sir, but if you'd like, we could work out a signal so I could let you know when he does arrive, like --"
• (Unnamed) "That won't be necessary."
• (Unnamed) "I'll probably just do it anyway."

• (Unnamed) "Tomorrow I'm gonna be in an intense six-hour foursome with three other men, and one of them will be Don Geiss, and he's gonna get all my attention, and you're just gonna sit back and watch."

• (Unnamed) "You're just in reaction right now. You need to just take a few hours and calm down."
• (Unnamed) "Don't tell me to calm down, you fungdark."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, you're right; it doesn't work."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Frank, wake up. You're not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting."

• (Unnamed) "We need to fire Lutz."
• (Unnamed) "What? Why? What happened?"
• (Unnamed) "He called me the worst name ever."
• (Unnamed) "What did he call you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not gonna repeat it. That's how much I hate it."
• (Unnamed) "Fat can?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Mouth hooker?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Monster bitch."
• (Unnamed) "Hatchet face."
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "Thank you so much for being here and supporting diabetes research."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, I feel you. Messed-up sugar runs in my family, too."

• (Unnamed) "Well, you know, he was probably just blowing off steam. You can't fire a guy for cursing."
• (Unnamed) "No, I; I'm not upset by cursing. I love cursing. I love it. But this word is not acceptable; no; because there's nothing you can call a guy back. There is no male equivalent to this word."
• (Unnamed) "Well, why don't we come up with one, and then you can call him that? Like, um, "muncus.""
• (Unnamed) ""Fungdark.""

• (Unnamed) "I don't have a daughter."
• (Unnamed) "Let's have casting session on Monday."

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