The Burning (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Burning (Seinfeld) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Burning stopped airing in 1970.

The Burning (Seinfeld) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical. It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes."

• (Unnamed) "You stole my Jesus fish."

• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm going to hell."
• (Unnamed) "That sounds about right. Hey, did you hear the one about the guy in hell with the coffee and the donuts?"
• (Unnamed) "Jerry, I'm not in the mood."
• (Unnamed) "I'll have some coffee and a donut."

• (Unnamed) "Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations."
• (Unnamed) "I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip."
• (Unnamed) "So you think Puddy actually believes in something?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, he is lazy."
• (Unnamed) "Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, he is dumb."
• (Unnamed) "So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?"
• (Unnamed) "Dumb and lazy, I understand."

• (Unnamed) "Sophie, it's me. I know about the tractor story. And I'm fine with it."
• (Unnamed) "How could you know?"
• (Unnamed) "Shhh. Shhh. But I'm not going to let something like this ruin what could be a meaningful relationship."
• (Unnamed) "You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me."
• (Unnamed) "I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you should have told me."
• (Unnamed) "I'm with somebody."
• (Unnamed) "No, I understand. This can be a difficult thing to deal with. But the important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive."
• (Unnamed) "You know, she's right."
• (Unnamed) "But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor."
• (Unnamed) "You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit."
• (Unnamed) "All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody."

• (Unnamed) "Well, I've got gonorrhea."
• (Unnamed) "That sounds about right."

• (Unnamed) "Do you believe in God?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah --"
• (Unnamed) "Is it a problem for you that I'm not religious?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not the one going to hell."

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