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The Break-Up Quotes

The Break-Up is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Break-Up stopped airing in 1970.

It features Vince Vaughn as producer, Jon Brion in charge of musical score, and Eric Alan Edwards as head of cinematography.

The Break-Up is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Break-Up is 105 minutes long. The Break-Up is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jennifer Aniston as Brooke, Vince Vaughn as Gary, Cole Hauser as Lupus Grobowski, Jon Favreau as Johnny O, John Michael Higgins as Richard Meyers, and Judy Davis as Marilyn Dean.

The Break-Up Quotes

Vince Vaughn as Gary

  • (Vince Vaughn) "Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I'm just saying we shouldn't wait so long the next time before we --"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Yeah."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Catch up."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "We have a lot more to talk about."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Yeah."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "So."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Be good."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Okay."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Bye."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Bye."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "What kind of bulls*** move was that?"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "I'm sorry, what? What happened?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Oh don't be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh no. Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Is that how you want to play it? Cause I'll play it like that. I'll play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a god**** future. That's right. We can make s*** real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Please, come on. You know what, you're just embarrassed because Richard kicked your ass."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Richard did not kick my ass. What Richard did was attack me when I was half asleep."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Really, is that how you see it?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Couple quick ground rules: Please, don't jump off the bus. Weird. Not fun for anybody. Also, no throwing objects at pedestrians. Unless, of course, they deserve it, okay?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) ""Band of Brothers" -- you should rent it sometime"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Please don't touch my ruffles. Put that one back."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I'm the one who should be sorry, Brooke. I shouldn't sit here and pick on your art, because you've got the 'nuts' down, Picasso. All you have to do is cut off your frigging ear."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "That's Van Gogh, you idiot. Your insults are much more effective when they're accurate."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "You push yourself and push yourself trying to achieve the impossible, because you know what that moment comes, everything you've done has prepared you for victory."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Listen, Lassie, and listen good. I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other with Yanni's greatest hits."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Do you think there's a chance your mom won't love you anymore when she sees how badly you're getting beaten right now?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "It's not about doing the things you love, it's about doing things with the one you love."

Judy Davis as Marilyn Dean

  • (Judy Davis) "Discover a path -- that doesn't lead back here."
  • (Judy Davis) "Who am I?"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Marilyn Dean."
  • (Judy Davis) "And where are we?"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "The Marilyn Dean Gallery."
  • (Judy Davis) "And of whom is that portrait?"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "That is, uh, Marilyn Dean."
  • (Judy Davis) "Yeah. Now, your personal life is your personal life -- but you look like s***. And if you look like s***, Marilyn Dean looks like s***, and then it's my business, and when it comes to my business -- I don't like anything that's distracting. So I want you to take the rest of the day off -- to be sad -- and get back here tomorrow ready to take care of -- business. Got it?"
  • (Judy Davis) "Travis, get your gorgeous tuchus out of here."
  • (Judy Davis) "Honey, This isn't serialism or cubism, its paint by numbers."
  • (Judy Davis) "Yoh, Go see Mishka, my personal waxer at the spa. Ask her for the Telly Savalas, complements of M.D."
  • (Judy Davis) "Then go show Gary your immaculate canvas and let him see another man eager to paint it. Got it, Got it?"

Jennifer Aniston as Brooke

  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Yea, I completely agree with you. You know, an art teacher of mine once said. Never buy a piece of art that you don't have to have. You know, don't worry about who the artist is or how much it's worth. I mean, you have to live with it everyday. You have to walk by it everyday. You have to really love it; you have to really appreciate it. It's kind of like picking a mate."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "What are these?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "You asked for lemons. What my baby wants my baby gets."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "There are 3 lemons. I asked for 12. Baby wanted 12."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "You're crazy."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy." then they go "It's genious.". That's what happened to the person who invented fire, they burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff. Now where are we headed to. Let's not make this weird 'cause I'm not good on dates --"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "My sister has been through a lot --"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "-- of dick."
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "I just don't know how we got here. Our entire relationship, I have gone above and beyond for you, for us. I've cooked, I've picked your s*** up off the floor, I've laid your clothes out for you like you're a four year old. I support you, I supported your work. If we ever had dinner or anything I did the plans, I take care of everything. And I just don't feel like you appreciate any of it. I don't feel you appreciate me. All I want is to know, is for you to show me that you care."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Why didn't you just say that to me""
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "I tried. I've tried."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to imply that, but I'm not a mind reader --"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "It wouldn't matter you are who you are. Just leave me alone ok? Right now, just shut my door."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Listen --"
  • (Jennifer Aniston) "Alright Gary just please, just leave the room. Gary just -- I don't want to be near you right now, please just shut the door, please."

Jon Favreau as Johnny O

  • (Jon Favreau) "I'm sweatin' like a Tijuana whore."
  • (Jon Favreau) "What you gotta do is think real hard and come up with someone who can't be traced to either one of us who can pay a visit to that guy she was with."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "No, I don't want anything to happen to him."
  • (Jon Favreau) "Right."
  • (Jon Favreau) "I understand."

John Michael Higgins as Richard Meyers

  • (John Michael Higgins) "Gary, you can't take a pitch pipe out of someone's hand when they're in the middle of a very funky groove."

Cole Hauser as Lupus Grobowski

  • (Cole Hauser) "Arrested for what, baby? For being awesome?"

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