The Brady Bunch Quotes

The Brady Bunch is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Brady Bunch completed its run in 1970.

The cast includes: Maureen McCormick as Marcia Brady, Eve Plumb as Jan Brady, Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady, Ann B. Davis as Alice Nelson, Mike Lookinland as Bobby Brady, Barry Williams as Greg Brady, and Christopher Knight as Peter Brady.

The Brady Bunch Quotes

Ann B. Davis as Alice Nelson

• (Ann B. Davis) "If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch."

Maureen McCormick as Marcia Brady

• (Maureen McCormick) "From now on, I'm beautiful and noble; I'm Juliet."

• (Maureen McCormick) "Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges"
• (Barry Williams) "What are you talking about?"
• (Maureen McCormick) "As if you didn't know."
• (Christopher Knight) "Bobby, do you know what she's talking about?"
• (Mike Lookinland) "No. Greg, do you know what she's talking about?"
• (Barry Williams) "No. Marcia, do you know what you're talking about?"
• (Maureen McCormick) "I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary."
• (Barry Williams) "Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things?"
• (Mike Lookinland) "What's a diary?"
• (Christopher Knight) "It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know."
• (Mike Lookinland) "Why?"
• (Barry Williams) "So, you could write stuff like"
• (Barry Williams) ""Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad.""
• (Maureen McCormick) "I have never written any ridiculous thing like that in my diary."
• (Christopher Knight) "You didn't?"
• (Maureen McCormick) "I should say not."
• (Barry Williams) "Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it?"
• (Maureen McCormick) "None of your business."

• (Maureen McCormick) "It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys. Bye."

• (Maureen McCormick) "Ooh. My nose."

Eve Plumb as Jan Brady

• (Eve Plumb) "Lovely. Lovely. Isn't it just absolutely just lovely?"

• (Eve Plumb) "Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia."

• (Carol Ann Brady) "Jan, I think you may need glasses."
• (Eve Plumb) "Glasses. Oh, no, mom. Not glasses. They'll make me look absolutely positively goofy."

Mike Lookinland as Bobby Brady

• (Mike Lookinland) "Mom always says not to play ball in the house."

Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady

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