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The Boys Next Door (1985 film) Quotes

The Boys Next Door (1985 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Boys Next Door ended its run in 1970.

It features Sandy Howard as producer, George S. Clinton in charge of musical score, and Arthur Albert as head of cinematography.

The Boys Next Door (1985 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Boys Next Door (1985 film) is 91 minutes long. The Boys Next Door (1985 film) is distributed by New World Communications.

The cast includes: Charlie Sheen as Bo Richards, Maxwell Caulfield as Roy Alston, Don Draper as Mr. Heaton, Toby Iland as Tom, Hank Garrett as Detective Ed Hanley, Patti D'Arbanville as Angie, and Christopher McDonald as Detective Mark Woods.

The Boys Next Door (1985 film) Quotes

Maxwell Caulfield as Roy Alston

  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "Alright. Party time. Party time, man."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "You gave her a heart attack, man."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "She was ready to die anyway."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "His name is not Bob. All f***ing year you've called him Bob. His name is Bob."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Bo."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "Bo."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "They're what?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Anarchists, man. It means they'll f*** anything."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "I've got stuff inside of me."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "What, feel like cancer or something?"
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "You remember Christmas? That guy smashing your car and taking off? You could do nothing about it."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "I was so pissed off, man. I wanted to kill that guy."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "That's how I feel all the time."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Hey, come on, man. You're righteously pissed off. Hell, you're like a lot of people."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "I thought the Marines would get it out of my system."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "All you're going to get out of the Marines is a bad haircut."

Patti D'Arbanville as Angie

  • (Patti D'Arbanville) "Listen, Roy. There's a lot of tension in the air right now. Mercury's in retrograde. Venus is opposing Saturn. The moon's in Scorpio."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "What has that to do with my car?"
  • (Patti D'Arbanville) "Well, if you know your place in the cosmos, the world is beautiful. Just think to yourself, the world is beautiful."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "f*** the world."

Charlie Sheen as Bo Richards

  • (Charlie Sheen) "What a screwy job."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "Well, our jobs are better."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "What, the factory?"
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "No, our jobs as fashion designers."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Hey, quit complaining. It's a good job. Manufacturing. It's American."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "You sound like my dad. He's been going in and out of those s*** box factories for thirty years. Always a week away from getting out. Alright, we start Monday but we don't get out in two months. Then it's six months. Then you wake up and it's thirty f***ing years later."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Just what exactly does "eat my f***" mean?"
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "Beats me --"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Two seconds of pain, Roy."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Hey, this camel jockey is ripping us off."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "What's the note say?"
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "Thanks -- for -- taking -- up -- two -- parking -- places, ass -- hole."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "All I wanted was some gas."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "I just feel bad about that girl. I did not want to hurt her."
  • (Maxwell Caulfield) "She didn't know what hit her. we gave her two seconds of pain. Girls like that one have given us eighteen years of pain."

Christopher McDonald as Detective Mark Woods

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Don Draper as Mr. Heaton

  • (Don Draper) "Most of you are going to go on to college. You're gonna be the people that change the world. Believe me, the world is changing. For example, Betsy. Betsy, you're going to major in computer science. Ed, Ed's gonna be an electrical engineer. And, er, Tom. Uh, oh, Tom, what were you again?"
  • (Toby Iland) "Modern dance."

Hank Garrett as Detective Ed Hanley

  • (Hank Garrett) "Poor bastard will be lucky if he remembers his name after the beating he got. Two bucks. Un-f***ing-believable."

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