The Big Bus Quotes

The Big Bus is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Big Bus completed its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence J. Cohen as producer, David Shire in charge of musical score, and Harry Stradling Jr. as head of cinematography.

The Big Bus is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Big Bus is 88 min. long. The Big Bus is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Joseph Bologna as Dan, Stockard Channing as Kitty Baxter, Larry Hagman as Parking Lot Doctor, and Ned Beatty as Scotty.

The Big Bus Quotes

Joseph Bologna as Dan

• (Joseph Bologna) "Look, Bendix made a stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it."

• (Joseph Bologna) "Quick, how many decisions have I made today?"

• (Joseph Bologna) "I'd eaten everything else. I ate the seat cushions like they told us to in training."

• (Joseph Bologna) "You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world."

• (Joseph Bologna) "Raise the flags of all nations."

• (Joseph Bologna) "Now I know it looked like I fell -- but it was all part of my plan."

Ned Beatty as Scotty

• (Ned Beatty) "The aerodynamics work. He's breaking wind at 90."

Stockard Channing as Kitty Baxter

• (Stockard Channing) "Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life."

Larry Hagman as Parking Lot Doctor

• (Larry Hagman) "Please sign this, absolving me of any responsibility for the results of treatment."
• (Stockard Channing) "But you're a Doctor."
• (Larry Hagman) "And I intend to remain one."

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